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@marytylerpoor.bsky.social
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I used to write; now I just read. (She/Her)

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Dr. Lil Old Bearded Man Boy @guyflint7.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Brother doesn't understand fungible tokens smh
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
the stadium DJ hitting Knuck if You Buck mid-fight is incredible work. you spend all season working to be prepared for that moment
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 07/09/2025
ULM PUNTER CLOTHESLINES THE ALABAMA RETURNER
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Twitter’s MTP @marytylerpoor.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Republicans in the span of 80 years 🥰
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Jim Acosta @jimacosta.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Today’s show was my last at CNN. My closing message: It’s never a good time to bow down to a tyrant… don’t give in to the lies. Don’t give in to fear. Hold on to the truth… and hope.
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Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
Give me your heart, make it real, or else
The door to the FORBRUGERRÅDET office in Copenhagen. The third R is falling off slightly.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
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Jim Lohmar @jimlohmar.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
cam skattebo answers the question of “what if tim tebow fucked?”
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Kat Benatar @feliskathryn.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
this is so real lmao
screenshot of a tweet by @dtarswheeled. it reads “In the interest of transparency, some of u guys have pets I am super invested in to the point im parasocial w them.”
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
YOU THERE! BOY! IS THE POP TART BEING SACRIFICED TODAY??
Scrooge leaning out the window
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The Library Faery @libraryfaery.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Absolutely zero chance a horse drew this.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I recommend no fewer than 4 copies of any beloved book. A paperback for traveling and lending to friends, an eBook for reading with greasy snack fingers, an audio book so you know how the characters' names are actually pronounced, and a pristine hardcover to be buried with you like a pharaoh
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Went over to the everything site and Lane Kiffin posting a gifted brick with a fake Buddha quote on it got some incredible responses
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Happy birthday to Bram Stoker, who knew exactly what he was doing with this letter to Walt Whitman
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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 20/12/2024
“Thor Ragnarok” “you can’t defeat me” meme, where evil Thor sister is “Elon Musk’s shadow government agenda,” Thor is Democrats, and the demon guy is “Donald Trump’s personality problems”
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Twitter’s MTP @marytylerpoor.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I’m sure this is fine.
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
wrote a fun little something for Food & Wine about how bowls are still the ideal serving-ware vessel, and almost always the best one, even as the era of bowls being cool likely comes to an end. there’s maybe some stuff about hosts and guests and generosity and grace in here, too
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Throw Out All Your Plates and Free Yourself
Pasta bowls, soup bowls, dinner bowls, blates, bowl-plates, plate-bowls — really any kind of bowls — are so much better than plates. Not just for serving, but for eating almost any kind of food. One w...
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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Massive away win for the little fella.
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Netflix dropping the Jonbenet Ramsey docuseries right after Thanksgiving like "well she was murdered on Christmas so it's kind of a Christmas movie"
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Twitter’s MTP @marytylerpoor.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Had some Thanksgiving leftovers about the Iron Bowl and I feel better now. Time to keep football on in the background and read some terrible romantasy!
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Twitter’s MTP @marytylerpoor.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I’m sorry, I’m just so confused. I was told Auburn’s head coach was an offensive genius. Did I misunderstand the relentless barrage of blue emojis and bad grammar?
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a woman in a purple sweater says silly me
ALT: a woman in a purple sweater says silly me
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The Dawg Father @thedawgfather2021.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Pat McAfee, hero to guys who financed their F-250s for 96 months.
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 30/11/2024
The GameDay dogs are in that cultural sweet spot where there's just no way to argue it hasn't reached overkill but you look like a huge dickhead for pointing it out. The audience is not being served!
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Friar John @hinkema.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
attn @marytylerpoor.bsky.social
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Twitter’s MTP @marytylerpoor.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
About that time 🥰
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
the best deal you can get while black friday shopping is getting hit by a lexus if you see one
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 29/11/2024
I don't think it's ok to like any politician this much
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I fell asleep when A&M-Auburn was almost at the end of regulation and A&M was winning so now I’m looking at this box score like an ancient document written in a dead language
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/11/2024
good morning everyone welcome back to another get your shit together sunday. you have until 3PM to get all of your shit together or you will fall so hopelessly far behind that you can never recover
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Twitter’s MTP @marytylerpoor.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Had a good time :)
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Twitter’s MTP @marytylerpoor.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Playing a big swing song to flashing D-Day lights is what the troops fought for, I think.
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Twitter’s MTP @marytylerpoor.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Let’s run it back
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 23/11/2024
[to the tune of “Owner of a Lonely Heart”] Cybertruck at family court
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Twitter’s MTP @marytylerpoor.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Tis (almost) the (damn) season 🎄😃🧑🏼‍🎄
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Dr. Lil Old Bearded Man Boy @guyflint7.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
We used to be a proper country bsky.app/profile/sick...
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Twitter’s MTP @marytylerpoor.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I’ve solo for a couple of days and my wild plans include reading very bad romantasy to a YouTube ambience playlist and getting in the bed at 7pm. I love being old.
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Dr. Lil Old Bearded Man Boy @guyflint7.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
When I ask all the homies what manner of scamp I am
The character Bobby Hill from the King of the Hill episode where he goes to a clown class leading to him performing in the talent show as "Tartuffe the Wonder Dog." He is wearing a purple commedia del arte costume with gold buttons and trim. He is standing with his arms spread on stage.
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Twitter’s MTP @marytylerpoor.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
This is how we basketball past 8pm #inthishouse
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Matt Scalici @mattscalici.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I have been designated as the official sharer of SEC Shorts on Bluesky so please make me look good to the gang and share this (also I play Tennessee in this one, sorry @hollyanderson.bsky.social)
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SEC Shorts - Things are getting tense in the Playoff Tree House
YouTube video by SEC Shorts
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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
these gritty reboots need to stop
the FRIENDS title card, with the empty couch in front of the fountain, except now it says ENEMIES OF MY ENEMIES, but the same font and with the little colored dots between letters
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David @wardamnfritzle.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
The best part about today was being in a place where I could call Hugh Freeze a jackass without fear of being: - told I don’t know ball - called woke - doxxed
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Twitter’s MTP @marytylerpoor.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
We love the Keep Cam Coleman On The Team (c) offense, don’t we folks?
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Twitter’s MTP @marytylerpoor.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
We out here fam. The vibes are … fine!
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Brian Lyman @brianlyman.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
The horrific differences in infant mortality in Alabama among Black Alabamians and whites go all the way back to slavery and are a daily indictment of our leaders’ attitudes toward poverty and health care.
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 15/11/2024
smoking that shit that makes you feel like billy bob thornton live
billy bob thornton on a tv talk show wearing earrings and a beanie with a comically sized bowler cap on top of it

the caption on the tv says “billy bob thornton live”
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Mike Beauvais @mikebeauvais.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
MATT GAETZ (sipping from Solo cup): I’m going to be the Attorney General. HIGH-SCHOOL GIRL: I think Jamie’s parents just pulled into the driveway.
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Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Everyone on this site has a library card
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