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@marytylerpoor.bsky.social
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I used to write; now I just read. (She/Her)

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Twitter’s MTP @marytylerpoor.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Your friend sounds like he has an awesome wife with great taste in Internet songs!!!!!!
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Twitter’s MTP @marytylerpoor.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
THAT WAS ONE TIME AND IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! The Puerto Rico song was so catchy 😭😭😭
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Twitter’s MTP @marytylerpoor.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
He just ate a booger lol
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Dr. Lil Old Bearded Man Boy @guyflint7.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Brother doesn't understand fungible tokens smh
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Twitter’s MTP @marytylerpoor.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
This is a tremendous joke.
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Twitter’s MTP @marytylerpoor.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
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a man wearing a hat and a tank top is standing next to the ocean .
ALT: a man wearing a hat and a tank top is standing next to the ocean .
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
the stadium DJ hitting Knuck if You Buck mid-fight is incredible work. you spend all season working to be prepared for that moment
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 07/09/2025
ULM PUNTER CLOTHESLINES THE ALABAMA RETURNER
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Twitter’s MTP @marytylerpoor.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I’m still waiting for this!!
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Twitter’s MTP @marytylerpoor.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Republicans in the span of 80 years 🥰
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Jim Acosta @jimacosta.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Today’s show was my last at CNN. My closing message: It’s never a good time to bow down to a tyrant… don’t give in to the lies. Don’t give in to fear. Hold on to the truth… and hope.
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Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
Give me your heart, make it real, or else
The door to the FORBRUGERRÅDET office in Copenhagen. The third R is falling off slightly.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
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Jim Lohmar @jimlohmar.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
cam skattebo answers the question of “what if tim tebow fucked?”
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Kat Benatar @feliskathryn.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
this is so real lmao
screenshot of a tweet by @dtarswheeled. it reads “In the interest of transparency, some of u guys have pets I am super invested in to the point im parasocial w them.”
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
YOU THERE! BOY! IS THE POP TART BEING SACRIFICED TODAY??
Scrooge leaning out the window
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The Library Faery @libraryfaery.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Absolutely zero chance a horse drew this.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I recommend no fewer than 4 copies of any beloved book. A paperback for traveling and lending to friends, an eBook for reading with greasy snack fingers, an audio book so you know how the characters' names are actually pronounced, and a pristine hardcover to be buried with you like a pharaoh
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Went over to the everything site and Lane Kiffin posting a gifted brick with a fake Buddha quote on it got some incredible responses
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Happy birthday to Bram Stoker, who knew exactly what he was doing with this letter to Walt Whitman
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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 20/12/2024
“Thor Ragnarok” “you can’t defeat me” meme, where evil Thor sister is “Elon Musk’s shadow government agenda,” Thor is Democrats, and the demon guy is “Donald Trump’s personality problems”
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Twitter’s MTP @marytylerpoor.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I’m sure this is fine.
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
wrote a fun little something for Food & Wine about how bowls are still the ideal serving-ware vessel, and almost always the best one, even as the era of bowls being cool likely comes to an end. there’s maybe some stuff about hosts and guests and generosity and grace in here, too
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Throw Out All Your Plates and Free Yourself
Pasta bowls, soup bowls, dinner bowls, blates, bowl-plates, plate-bowls — really any kind of bowls — are so much better than plates. Not just for serving, but for eating almost any kind of food. One w...
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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Massive away win for the little fella.
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Netflix dropping the Jonbenet Ramsey docuseries right after Thanksgiving like "well she was murdered on Christmas so it's kind of a Christmas movie"
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Twitter’s MTP @marytylerpoor.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Yes! We can make it happen!
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Twitter’s MTP @marytylerpoor.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
There’s no joke here. I’m just narrating my evening.
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Twitter’s MTP @marytylerpoor.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Had some Thanksgiving leftovers about the Iron Bowl and I feel better now. Time to keep football on in the background and read some terrible romantasy!
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Twitter’s MTP @marytylerpoor.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I’m sorry, I’m just so confused. I was told Auburn’s head coach was an offensive genius. Did I misunderstand the relentless barrage of blue emojis and bad grammar?
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a woman in a purple sweater says silly me
ALT: a woman in a purple sweater says silly me
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The Dawg Father @thedawgfather2021.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Pat McAfee, hero to guys who financed their F-250s for 96 months.
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 30/11/2024
The GameDay dogs are in that cultural sweet spot where there's just no way to argue it hasn't reached overkill but you look like a huge dickhead for pointing it out. The audience is not being served!
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Friar John @hinkema.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
attn @marytylerpoor.bsky.social
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Twitter’s MTP @marytylerpoor.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
She was one of a kind 🥰🥰🥰
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Twitter’s MTP @marytylerpoor.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
About that time 🥰
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
the best deal you can get while black friday shopping is getting hit by a lexus if you see one
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 29/11/2024
I don't think it's ok to like any politician this much
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I fell asleep when A&M-Auburn was almost at the end of regulation and A&M was winning so now I’m looking at this box score like an ancient document written in a dead language
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/11/2024
good morning everyone welcome back to another get your shit together sunday. you have until 3PM to get all of your shit together or you will fall so hopelessly far behind that you can never recover
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Twitter’s MTP @marytylerpoor.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Had a good time :)
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Twitter’s MTP @marytylerpoor.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Playing a big swing song to flashing D-Day lights is what the troops fought for, I think.
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Twitter’s MTP @marytylerpoor.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Let’s run it back
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 23/11/2024
[to the tune of “Owner of a Lonely Heart”] Cybertruck at family court
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Twitter’s MTP @marytylerpoor.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Tis (almost) the (damn) season 🎄😃🧑🏼‍🎄
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Dr. Lil Old Bearded Man Boy @guyflint7.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
We used to be a proper country bsky.app/profile/sick...
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Twitter’s MTP @marytylerpoor.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I’m going to name my first child Typo 🫠
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Twitter’s MTP @marytylerpoor.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I’ve solo for a couple of days and my wild plans include reading very bad romantasy to a YouTube ambience playlist and getting in the bed at 7pm. I love being old.
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Twitter’s MTP @marytylerpoor.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I will!!
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Dr. Lil Old Bearded Man Boy @guyflint7.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
When I ask all the homies what manner of scamp I am
The character Bobby Hill from the King of the Hill episode where he goes to a clown class leading to him performing in the talent show as "Tartuffe the Wonder Dog." He is wearing a purple commedia del arte costume with gold buttons and trim. He is standing with his arms spread on stage.
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