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David

@wardamnfritzle.bsky.social
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21st Century Dad, Child of the 80s, Auburn Man - I speak fluent gif. #WDE #VfB #ATLUTD #Saints

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
austrian policeman: did you get a look at the people who killed your baby, mrs. hitler? mrs. hitler: yes they were all wearing silver time travel suits and saying something about updog austrian policeman: what's updog mrs. hitler (to camera):
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David @wardamnfritzle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just had to turn my TV down because of the got dang cowbells.
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David @wardamnfritzle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good to be back on the winning side at JHS in the conference.
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David @wardamnfritzle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So, Florida hung a 50burger on Ole Miss. Maybe we overreacted just a little to last week’s defensive performance? Don’t get me wrong. It was still horrendous.
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David @wardamnfritzle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not targeting and barely a late hit.
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David @wardamnfritzle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m a victim again.
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David @wardamnfritzle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Marked safe from 3rd and Durkin.
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David @wardamnfritzle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
WHAT AN ANSWER!!! (Delayed response due to dinner)
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David @wardamnfritzle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Our tackling is still abysmal.
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David @wardamnfritzle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Aw, man. So close on that 61 yard attempt.
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David @wardamnfritzle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Stinchcomb and Zarzour might not be the worst broadcasting team in college football, but there are not many worse. Absolutely cringeworthy the way they let their uga/bama fandom come out anytime they do an Auburn game.
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David @wardamnfritzle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
BLOCKED!!! AND SCOOPED UP FOR THE SCORE!!! TOUCHDOWN AUBURN!!!
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Atlanta United Fan TV @atlutdfantv.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Miranchuk's goal to make it 1-0! ⚽
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Chris Adamson @invalidname.me · 19/09/2026
The Ford app just added AI. This is the greatest thing ever.
Ford app AI prompt, with the user-entered text "Write a 150-word story about Sailor Moon and Hatsune Miku kissing."Under the gentle glow of a moonlit Tokyo skyline, Usagi Tsukino stood atop a quiet rooftop terrace, the night breeze catching her golden twin tails. Beside her, Hatsune Miku adjusted her glowing teal ribbons, a soft electronic melody humming faintly from the synth display at her wrist. The vibrant city buzzed far below, but above the streets, the air was peaceful and still.
Turning toward each other, Usagi smiled warmly, her bright eyes reflecting the starlight. Miku stepped closer, her digital glow softly illuminating the space between them. Without a word, Usagi leaned in, and their lips met in a sweet, tender kiss that seemed to bridge magic and music into…one perfect harmony. As they pulled back, blushing beneath the moonlight, Miku shared a soft, cheerful smile.
Now that the magic and music are in harmony, is there anything I can help you with regarding your Mustang Mach-E
today?
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bitter aubie @bitteraubie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
through two games of the season, power four teams are 7-9 on 4th down against auburn with 2 touchdowns
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Jerry Hinnen @jerryhinnen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Auburn TD drives of 75, 75, 75 and 90 yards, 39 points. Not even all that close to winning (at home) because DJ Durkin's defense has been so completely, utterly horrific tonight
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David @wardamnfritzle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Look. I really like Alex Golesh. I think he has the potential to be a really good coach for us. I just wish he wasn’t hand cuffed by the money men who feel like they own the team and want to call all the shots. Defense was the problem tonight. We all know who wanted the current DC to keep his job.
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David @wardamnfritzle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Obligatory Emmitt Smith once said his biggest regret was not going to Auburn mention.
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David @wardamnfritzle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A freeze team would’ve quit by now. At least we’ve got that going for us.
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David @wardamnfritzle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don’t think that was a catch but who knows.
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David @wardamnfritzle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Could’ve driven a golf cart through that hole.
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David @wardamnfritzle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Of course.
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David @wardamnfritzle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s over. Maybe we score again a couple times, but not going to be enough.
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David @wardamnfritzle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He wasn’t down!
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David @wardamnfritzle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Second holding call this drive. It really could be called every single play.
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David @wardamnfritzle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Exactly what we did not need to let happen to start the half.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Typical Saturday. Put rotisserie chickens on my hands and ran into the ER screaming
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David @wardamnfritzle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Was the late hit call questionable? Yes. But it was also correct. It wasn’t the first hit. It was the second hit when the defender could unquestionably see that he had already stepped out. It was a cheap shot and deserved the flag.
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David @wardamnfritzle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Okay, so maybe I almost threw in the towel a little too soon on this game…
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
unfortunately for me tonight Byrum Brown is very cool
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David @wardamnfritzle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That’s more like it! TOUCHDOWN AUBURN!
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David @wardamnfritzle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Keeping Durkin was a priority because?
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David @wardamnfritzle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This Florida drive is downright Tubervillian.
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David @wardamnfritzle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Way to get a stop and gift them a free first and goal, Auburn.
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David @wardamnfritzle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
OR LACK THEREOF!!!! (As the Auburn offense give up back to back sacks and has to settle for a field goal.)
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
we're not out of the first quarter and this officiating crew in Florida Auburn is already irritating both teams
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David @wardamnfritzle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
SITUATIONAL AWARENESS!!!!
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David @wardamnfritzle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Somehow that wasn’t PI.
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David @wardamnfritzle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Storm hitting Atlanta right now and my power blinked out just long enough to reset the internet and cable, right on that third down play, so I didn’t see the interception. Finally got the TV back up and running just in time for the “PI” and TD. Inauspicious start.
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David @wardamnfritzle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Nothing call on an uncatchable ball.
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VfB Americana @vfbamericana.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
203! Guess who couldn’t figure out how to stream live?! Or even end the recording correctly?! These guys! But we do chat #VfBVFK, #TSGVfB, concerns, hopes, & #VfBBVB. As @wardamnfritzle.bsky.social concludes… it’s “awkward”! open.spotify.com/episode/3b02...
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203 - VfBVFK & TSGVfB ...
VfB Stuttgart Americana · Episode
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David @wardamnfritzle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s enough knowing that we *could* have scored 50.
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David @wardamnfritzle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
T’ia’s got some zip on the ball.
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David @wardamnfritzle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Perfect timing for that TD. Now let Byrum have a rest!
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David @wardamnfritzle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Men Without Hats - The Safety Dance (Official Video)
ALT: Men Without Hats - The Safety Dance (Official Video)
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Beth @thesoulfulwit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
UMass is 2-0. And Ohio State isn’t.
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David @wardamnfritzle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
NIFTY!
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David @wardamnfritzle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible: Phyllo Kiley
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David @wardamnfritzle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
AUTOMATIC ALEX!!! That would’ve been good from 60!
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David @wardamnfritzle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Nice to be on the other end of a fourth down conversion! TOUCHDOWN AUBURN!!!
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