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Mary Sucks

@marysue.bsky.social
5.3K followers 4.7K following 27 posts

Bird site refugee. Former Popsugar/Teen Vogue Contributor. Current loser.

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two raccoons are sitting at a table with a bunch of podcast recording equipment. Raccoon one says into the microphone, “you gotta cut the negativity out of your life.” Panel 2: raccoon replies, “facts” Panel 3: raccoon 1 continues with his hands clasped together to capture the sincerity of his monologue, “that way you have more time to eat garbage.” Raccoon 2 contributes, “that’s facts”
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 12/08/2026
it's cool you can see who followed you from a starter pack and who followed you because they love and believe in you
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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eon! 🐀🏳️‍🌈 @eondraws.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
he's a doodle boy in a doodle world... meet doodle!
a ref sheet for a new rat OC named Doodle, short for doodlesona (a sona for my doodles... i made that up). he's a fluffy blue rat with a marked white nose, and a white star on his chest. also a white dot near his left eye, like a mole! they wear a blue bow on their neck. no tie needed!
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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 18/12/2023
[first day as mall Satan] [mothers screaming, children crying]
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eon! 🐀🏳️‍🌈 @eondraws.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
big dopey eyes
a drawing of a grey rat being held up by someone. the rat is staring directly at the camera with her huge eyes
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Mary Sucks @marysue.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
going to get way too drunk and start a fist fight with grandma
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
i have a lot of fucking frustrations in the world but im still gonna go into the box in a year from now and press the button labeled "do NOT give donald trump access to the us nuclear weapons arsenal"
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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
when my tinder match asks about my hobbies:
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
My heart has really been broken by how many people on the left have celebrated or minimized the murder of over 1000 Jewish people. Naomi Klein does a beautiful job of explaining how unwise and unkind it is to celebrate Jewish death. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Why are some of the left celebrating the killings of Israeli Jews? | Naomi Klein
Some continue to minimize massacres of Israeli civilians, and some even seem to celebrate them – this only fuels militant Zionism
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female gooner @lofibaby.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
hi everyone
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abby. @abbyhorchata.bsky.social · 28/08/2023
this is literally me
plump looking naked frog (jason funderburker from over the garden wall) trying to cover his crotch. his hands are too short to reach so he's only covering bis tummy/belly button area. i can see his full nub where his pussy should be
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
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Mary Sucks @marysue.bsky.social · 20/08/2023
I've got to be more active here 😢
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
wikihow on HOW TO ACHIEVE YOUR DREAMS that states 1: Lower Your Expectations. Maybe, your new dream can be having $14 in your checking account? That seems achievable for you
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Mary Sucks @marysue.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
My health insurance told me I have to look for a new therapist. I am not looking for a new therapist. If society can't provide me one they'll have to deal with the consequences
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Mary Sucks @marysue.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
Is that a fish in your pocket or is uyor penis wrigglinh and writhing frantically in the hopesof returning to the sea
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barbarism critic @scarletred.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
Demanding people subject themselves to posts by hundreds of thousands of Neo Nazis instead of blocking them because some sex workers may also have the $8 check is insane. I’m sorry, it is.
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Mary Sucks @marysue.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
Fyodor Dostoevsky's "New Girl"
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 15/07/2023
some of you are enjoying being outraged a little too much, and while i'd never tell anyone to log off i'm not sure what you are hoping to accomplish by not logging off and instead alluding to violence against the mods? its an interesting strategy, i'll say that much
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
i probably wouldn’t compare most stuff to the holocaust because it was the holocaust
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illy bocean 🏝️ @illybocean.boontavista.com · 15/07/2023
hi there. i’m 23 years old and out of the 4 billion plus people using social media, i happen to be the only one using it correctly. and luckily i’ve developed some rules for you to follow
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
Never have i seen more people think being the main character online is a good thing than on here
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 15/07/2023
Alright everyone, new viral challenge: report and block instead of the shoving slurs in everyone’s face from an account they would never otherwise see
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Heidi MacDonald @ SPX @comixace.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
BlueSky screwed up as a new platform with a shockingly small tech team. It didn’t actively pay Nazis to tweet hate speech. Choose wisely.
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 05/07/2023
while we're talking about Singal let's all remember his fucking horrible cover story in the Atlantic, and take a peak at the upper right corner. a perfect example of what America's priorities are.
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miss jordan @missjordan.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
fuck team edward or team jacob were you team tom or team jerry
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Jenn 🏳️‍⚧️ @northstardoll.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
how I feel ditching Twitter for bluesky
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Mary Sucks @marysue.bsky.social · 30/06/2023
healing his ailments (letting him rest his head on my boobs while i scratch his hair)
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Mary Sucks @marysue.bsky.social · 26/06/2023
guy who replies to all his friends' selfies with the flame emoji but it's bc he abhors the graven image and he's trying to burn them but he doesn't know how computers work
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Mary Sucks @marysue.bsky.social · 24/06/2023
I cannot BELIEVE you guys actually signing up to netflix just because account sharing was banned...You need to learn about cool websites with many beautiful women who would love you message you and send you downloadable files, and
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abby. @abbyhorchata.bsky.social · 23/06/2023
i have to save money for a hypothetical house that i may or may not have one day. but then how will i buy food right now that i need to live? that is the age old question.
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Hexcraft (goth bf era) @hexcraft.bsky.social · 23/06/2023
no this collar isnt a sex thing its so if I get lost at the supermarket my handlers can find me
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Mary Sucks @marysue.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
Local Girl Gets to the Top of What's Hot and Is Too Scared to Ever Post Again: A Memoir
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Jenn 🏳️‍⚧️ @northstardoll.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
hi
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Miss Violet Faraday @violetfaraday.bsky.social · 20/06/2023
How do i see more shitposts here
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Hexcraft (goth bf era) @hexcraft.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
Ladies and gentlemen,
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abby. @abbyhorchata.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
dying and coming back as old mcdonald, call that reinfarmation
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Mary Sucks @marysue.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
so many people joining today it's like the first day of high school I NEED NEW FRIENDS
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Nafnlaus 🇮🇸🇪🇺🇺🇦 @nafnlaus.bsky.social · 21/06/2023
And here's my issue with shared blocklists administered by a single person...
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Hexcraft (goth bf era) @hexcraft.bsky.social · 21/06/2023
you may laugh at their fate but this is what those 5 rich dudes are fighting right now
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Mary Sucks @marysue.bsky.social · 19/06/2023
with LGBT+ you get to be gay without any of the ads
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Hexcraft (goth bf era) @hexcraft.bsky.social · 19/06/2023
The Vatican can, should, must, and will canonize Snoopy as a saint
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 19/06/2023
Just gonna be honest here: if you use Bluesky and are a girl of any kind, I will probably follow you immediately upon knowing you exist
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Hexcraft (goth bf era) @hexcraft.bsky.social · 17/06/2023
twitter: turned into a right wing paradise discord: ex-Meta management trying to turn it into social media youtube: worst algorithm on earth rewards clickbait reddit: half of the site is nuked from protests about the twitter inspired monetization of third-party API use facebook: my mom is there
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