iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

miss jordan @missjordan.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

“i don’t believe in deodorant” babes why are you talking about deodorant like it’s santa claus… this is not makebelieve apply it now

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miss jordan @missjordan.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

⋆｡‧₊°♱༺𓆩❦︎𓆪༻♱༉‧₊˚.

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miss jordan @missjordan.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

I was .2 seconds late to a student loan payment, so naturally I woke up to d*ath threats, drones circling my apartment and a warrant out for my arrest

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miss jordan @missjordan.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

can we skip july and get to MY month… i’m impatient

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miss jordan @missjordan.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

PSA: WE ARE NOT DOING ALUMINUM FREE DEODORANT THIS YEAR. ABSOLUTELY NOT. THAT SHIT RUINED MY WHOLE DAY AND YOU KNOW YOU STINK

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miss jordan @missjordan.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

terrified is an understatement

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miss jordan @missjordan.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

can collages come back in 2025

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miss jordan @missjordan.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

“girlhood and healing” and it’s me painting my toenails after folding towels then making a killer pasta dish

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miss jordan @missjordan.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

are cute fit pics acceptable here i am still learning

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miss jordan @missjordan.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

relentless messages of men talking to themselves in your dms feels like being hunted for sport

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miss jordan @missjordan.bsky.social · 21/01/2024

life if snapchat didn’t exist

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miss jordan @missjordan.bsky.social · 08/11/2023

did everyone go through a blue room phase please say yes

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miss jordan @missjordan.bsky.social · 07/11/2023

“men don’t find it attractive when-“ i promise you from the bottom of my heart i do not give a plummeting fuck

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miss jordan @missjordan.bsky.social · 21/10/2023

flushed the toilet in the longhorn bathroom and siri said she didn’t understand the question

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Indige Tea 🦬🧡 : ✊🏾 @colouredwilde.bsky.social · 18/10/2023

WHY ARE FLYING BUGS SO LOUD. AYO SHUT UP

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miss jordan @missjordan.bsky.social · 20/10/2023

went to home depot now i got a ballsack and can walk my dogs alone at night

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miss jordan @missjordan.bsky.social · 19/10/2023

asking me if i want a protein bar is like asking me if i wanna eat your hamster’s bedding

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miss jordan @missjordan.bsky.social · 24/07/2023

do you ever think about what’ll happen to your game characters if you just die like i know my animal crossing villagers would be so confused

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miss jordan @missjordan.bsky.social · 09/07/2023

what’s a song that makes you throw your ass in a circle no matter what? (one of) mine is boogie by brockhampton💀✋

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miss jordan @missjordan.bsky.social · 04/07/2023

me: my head kinda hurts a little i wonder if- google: you better preorder your casket boo boo bear😋😍🥰😘

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miss jordan @missjordan.bsky.social · 03/07/2023

the vacuum from teletubbies seriously has no reason being that fucking scary

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onion person @junlper.beer · 03/07/2023

bluesky not having a media tab on profiles is the horny guys personal 9/11

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miss jordan @missjordan.bsky.social · 02/07/2023

fuck team edward or team jacob were you team tom or team jerry

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miss jordan @missjordan.bsky.social · 27/06/2023

i really really just wanted to look at phone cases…

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miss jordan @missjordan.bsky.social · 18/06/2023

kik is the forbidden cannon event

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Neil Gaiman @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com · 15/06/2023

A counter argument: libraries are safe spaces that do not charge you money to be there. Librarians help those without access to the web to apply for jobs and housing, provide access to accurate information without payment, including physical or e- or audiobooks.

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Hexcraft (goth bf era) @hexcraft.bsky.social · 15/06/2023

Before you post, think: • Is it groovy • Is it smashing, baby • Is it shagedelic • Does it give you mojo • Does it make others randy

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miss jordan @missjordan.bsky.social · 14/06/2023

“she’s mid” - a man who looks like he had to sneak into the planet

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