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Martin🦡🏴‍☠️

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Canadian and Bri’ish. English and Media. Arsenal and St Pauli. Sometimes too unserious. “AAAAAH!”🐐 he/him/ish 🦡

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Ben Newmark @bennewmark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#FridayFive is vengeful. 1. Karma Police. Radiohead. 2. Thank you Aimee. Taylor Swift. 3. You're So Vain. Carly Simon. 4. Yes. McAlmont and Butler. 5. The Mariner's Revenge Song. The Decemberists.
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Bylines Network @bylinesnetwork.co.uk · 25/09/2026
M&S Custard Cream Spread: Britain has completed food One jar of M&S Custard Cream Spread has caused us to question civilisation, breakfast, mashed potato and the limits of human restraint @willyandbill.bsky.social
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M&S Custard Cream Spread: Britain has completed food
One jar of M&S Custard Cream Spread has caused us to question civilisation, breakfast, mashed potato and the limits of human restraint
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Martin🦡🏴‍☠️ @martinisnotaspy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Skegness
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 04/09/2026
Nigel Farage is very lucky that he didn't know what was being discussed at the lunch where he was discussing it
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timoconnorbl.bsky.social @timoconnorbl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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stories in august @storiesinaugust.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Mon Rovia made it to tiny desk!!
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Mon Rovîa: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/08/2026
the famous line about how michael caine treated the muppets as fellow actors and tim curry treated himself as a fellow muppet keeps running through my head we have a lot of brilliant actors, but how many of them can really pull off 'unhinged muppet' the way curry could? what a tremendous loss
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Tim Curry Laughing as Pirate Captain
Alt: Tim Curry as Long John Silver in Muppet Treasure Island laughing
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Fibonacci Sequins - clusters of sequins forming a fibonacci sequence.
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Canadian History Ehx @cdnhistoryehx.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
On this day in 1983, Strange Brew premiered in Canada. Very loosely based on Hamlet, it starred Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas as Bob and Doug McKenzie. It earned $8.5 million on a $4 million budget and is now considered to be one of the best Canadian comedy films ever made.
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Dorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"I took medicine that wasn't meant for me. It was all fucked up. Look into my tormented eyes."
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Martin🦡🏴‍☠️ @martinisnotaspy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It’s wild how people will pretend that death negates a life of harm.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It's weird when people bristle at the idea of abolishing billionaires. Are you a billionaire? Is your mum one? Why do you care? It would be good to abolish billionaires. More money for public services, less money for them to buy rape islands.
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
"HOLLOW MEN" Starring Jason Statham. You want to know how the world ends? This is how. Coming this fall.
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 23/07/2026
An autistic man with a special interest in the Harry Potter series has made the decision to value the lives and dignity of his trans friends more than a book about a wizard who grows up to be a cop, sources have reported.
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Autistic man with special interest in Harry Potter gets over it, leaving you with no excuse
An autistic man with a special interest in the Harry Potter series has made the decision to value the lives and dignity of his trans friends more than a book about a wizard who grows up to be a cop,…
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Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Bluey.
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Hare LockwoOoOoOod @harelockwood.com · 11/07/2026
"She tried to destroy people's lives, reinstate the death penalty, eradicate LGBTQ people's rights, and take away women's right to choose, but I could always have a laugh with her in the pub afterwards" is... quite the take. #ukpol
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Martin🦡🏴‍☠️ @martinisnotaspy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Surely that’s is done. 😢
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Martin🦡🏴‍☠️ @martinisnotaspy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
These hydrations breaks are wonderful. Make them part of the standard game. Don’t disrupt things at all… /s
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Martin🦡🏴‍☠️ @martinisnotaspy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Every time they cut to Infantino.
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Manuel Veth @manuelveth.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
That’s the first half done. I think before the game the #CanMNT would have been happy with a 0-0 draw. Now with 45 played, it almost feels disappointing. They were the better team by far. But no end product.
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Amnesty International UK @amnestyuk.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
If the Secretary of State responsible for social media regulation and oversight says X/Twitter "isn't healthy for our democracy or our communities" she should take more decisive action - not just leave the platform. 1/6 🧵
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Micah @rincewind.run · 01/07/2026
a) there are, like, single digit trans girls in sports in most states (sometimes literally one!), this entire thing is made up so that one girl who wants to play sports with her friends can't do it b) do not, under any circumstances, make policy based on angry sports parents
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 30/06/2026
It’s really important to install an entire federal discrimination system so somebody’s cis daughter can finish 14th at her swim meet.
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Martin🦡🏴‍☠️ @martinisnotaspy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Me on hitting the socials and seeing about the upcoming live recordings from the Man Machine Poem tour. 😭😭😭
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John Cusack & Jeremy Piven: 10 Years!
ALT: John Cusack & Jeremy Piven: 10 Years!
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
It's not easy being meme-d. #Oh-Gee-I-See-Algae 👀
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Martin🦡🏴‍☠️ @martinisnotaspy.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I like Bombito stopping Marsch from heading to the officials. It's wise to try to keep the skipper nearby.
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Martin🦡🏴‍☠️ @martinisnotaspy.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I don't understand not starting Davies if he's fit enough... but I'm just a spectator.
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Reversed, wrong-headed, lied; unhinged, wrong-headed, deprived.
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Martin🦡🏴‍☠️ @martinisnotaspy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Evidence that it's not, in fact, Ghana come home?
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Martin🦡🏴‍☠️ @martinisnotaspy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Pretty sure I have always loved Canada's current away kit.
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Martin🦡🏴‍☠️ @martinisnotaspy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
So proud to have watched Canada's men's team win their first ever World Cup game. Now I need to refresh my feed until I find out how Koné's doing.
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Martin🦡🏴‍☠️ @martinisnotaspy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Canada's men's team all but assured their first World Cup victory... Scoring more goals in this one game than in all of their other games combined. (To be fair... Jonathan David matched that total by himself today)
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Martin🦡🏴‍☠️ @martinisnotaspy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Hat trick for Jonathan David. What an exceptional night for him.
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Martin🦡🏴‍☠️ @martinisnotaspy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
ITV also explaining who Christine Sinclair is for the audience here is nice... 190 goals and 331 caps. I regret that I wasn't in a position to buy the version of FIFA that featured her on the cover.
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Martin🦡🏴‍☠️ @martinisnotaspy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
There will be a million minutes of stoppage time... Surely this game is also an argument for stop-start timekeeping?
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Martin🦡🏴‍☠️ @martinisnotaspy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Do kind of get tired of the play-by-play talking dude continuing to suggest Alphonso Davies being given a walk-out. "With the way the Qataris are tackling?!"
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Martin🦡🏴‍☠️ @martinisnotaspy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Qatar getting in on the goals for Canada.
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Martin🦡🏴‍☠️ @martinisnotaspy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Love that ITV is pausing to show Christine Sinclair -- top-scoring international player of all time.
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Martin🦡🏴‍☠️ @martinisnotaspy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
That's one way to do a free kick. Great work Saliba.
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Martin🦡🏴‍☠️ @martinisnotaspy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
My second favourite Saliba is about to enter the pitch.
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Martin🦡🏴‍☠️ @martinisnotaspy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
A second red card following a dangerous challenge that resulted in a broken leg. Madibo... looks devastated for what he's inflicted on Kone... but also devastated for Kone.
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Martin🦡🏴‍☠️ @martinisnotaspy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Sorry... was that a broken leg?!
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Martin🦡🏴‍☠️ @martinisnotaspy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I had to choose between Florian Wirtz and Jonathan David in my World Cup sweepstakes... and I think (in picking Wirtz) I deserve the approbation of my compatriots.
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Martin🦡🏴‍☠️ @martinisnotaspy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Qatar gets a sort of reprieve with the HT whistle. Canada are looking promising for their first ever World Cup victory.
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Martin🦡🏴‍☠️ @martinisnotaspy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Less sublime... much more scrappy... but inevitable that David should put another in. So pleased by this. The Qatar keeper is doing his best.
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Martin🦡🏴‍☠️ @martinisnotaspy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Who do we talk to about getting Cornelius off the pitch? Is it Jesse Marsch? I think it would be Jesse Marsch...
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Martin🦡🏴‍☠️ @martinisnotaspy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Will this new defender be assigned to try to keep Buchanan in check?
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Martin🦡🏴‍☠️ @martinisnotaspy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Just a bit of awkward footing prevents Canada from a third in this first half.
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Martin🦡🏴‍☠️ @martinisnotaspy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I mean... I'd have preferred the penalty but I feel like Canada with a man advantage should be... a good opportunity.
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