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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 25/09/2026
i want nathan fielder to do undecided voter focus groups
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my eunuchs and viziers are actually honest and loyal to a fault. don't paint them all with a broad brush just because yours scheme. that's a you problem.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
NEW CAT JUST DROPPED!!!!!
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Kate Manne @katemanne.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Gloria Steinem was good actually katemanne.substack.com/p/we-are-not...
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We Are Not Canceling Gloria Steinem
Gloria Steinem fought for a multi-racial, intersectional feminist movement and we must not forget it—or omit to actually read her.
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"We need housing for teachers." "We need housing for artists." "We need housing for firefighters." This command and control shit drives me crazy. Just build enough housing for people.
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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
ideal casting for Odysseus is Bugs Bunny prove me wrong (you can’t)
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Kasey Kagawa @punkey.org · 20/07/2026
I just drove PCH both ways between SLO and Monterey as part of a Bay Area trip and the fact that not only is it public land but mostly state park and protected land is a degree of flex that no other state can really touch
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 15/07/2026
this is also what it’s like to live in California and to be reminded about how much many weirdos in other states like to recreationally seethe about us
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
If your whole platform of Big Structural Change is still carving our space for the same old misogyny, then it isn’t actually progressive anymore.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 14/05/2026
this truly is the thing that makes the united states exceptional, and right wingers hate it so much they want to destroy it
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
We gotta bring back the productive kind of national shame. Not the throwing up your hands and going “what can you do, we suck” kind but the “I’ll be GODDAMNED if I let the fucking FRENCH have better TRAINS” kind
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Rick Hasen @rickhasen.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Congressional Republicans and Democrats are proceeding under the erroneous assumption that the SAVE America Act if passed would disproportionately hurt Democratic voters. Not so. It is bad because it will impose big burdens on some voters across the political spectrum and prevent almost no fraud.
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alyssa @martindale.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
huge day for Alyssas who ride BART
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bijan @bijan.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
developing a theory that having your favorite spot go tiktok viral is just as bad as it closing for good. it's all the same downsides but worse because it's still fuckin there and you STILL can't go
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
My primary problem with a lot of more serious literary fiction isn’t that it isn’t well written or compelling it’s just that a lot of it is about “I’m articulate and depressed” and I kind of want like, something to happen, I guess. I suppose I’m something of a philistine in that way.
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
tfw you leave Plato’s cave awfulannouncing.com/nfl/pat-mcaf...
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Adi Robertson @thedextriarchy.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
visual representation of how I described this @lopatto.bsky.social piece in an editors meeting
The astronaut gun meme, with one astronaut saying "wait it's all misogyny?" and the other, preparing to shoot the first,  saying "always has been"
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Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Not to get political, but America is very pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and I think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Weather is something that happens in other places, to other people. They call me and tell me about it. I go, wow the sky is wet? And the air hurts? That's crazy.
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Folks, Trump has brought the full force of ICE to bear on a mid-sized city and he can't even stop the demonstrations there. He's not going to be able to cancel the midterm elections by fiat or station his goons outside more than a handful of polling places.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
deathbed conversion to pdf
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Russell Borogove @borogove.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
techbros: we have created AGI cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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ceej @ceej.online · 23/11/2025
the “thanksgiving food is bad” discourse raises its ugly head every year, but the truth remains that thanksgiving food can be amazing as long as you know how to cook. the problem is we’re throwing a few million sunday drivers directly into a grand prix
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makena kelly @makenakelly.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
maturing is learning that neither a new planner nor any new productivity software will solve all your problems
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Friendsmo enged with Mist
EARNEST HOPE is my best triendl
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alyssa @martindale.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
marked safe from lead poisoning via protein powder. optimum whey forever
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
I absolutely refuse to take part in a politics where you are expected to lie for the greater good, where facts and evidence and reality play no part. I think that kind of shameless public lying, total disregard for the truth, is how we got where we are today. I think it’s death for liberalism.
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
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saadgul.bsky.social @saadgul.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
His great contribution to law: Calvinball
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
theory: fresh, good cantaloupe > fresh, good honey dew. BUT the old, mid cantaloupe in fruit salad < old, mid honeydew in fruit salad
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PMC Vanguardist @tylerboschert.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I am a *lawyer who practices federal law.* Several times a week I see a headline that makes me think "there's no way the President can do that, right?" and I look into it and it turns out that maybe he can because Congress ceded some of its power in the What's the Worst That Could Happen Act of 1983
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
“If you put your kids in daycare you’re a decadent career woman disobeying the word of god” vs “if you put your kids in daycare you’re an evil girlboss exploiting the care labor of the working class.”
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Need a word for the set of millennial white women influencers advocating trad wife lifestyles from the left. The rhetoric is not about religious command and “submission,” but about anti-capitalism and “community.” But the prescription is the same: women out of the public sphere and in the home.
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James Grimmelmann @jtlg.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Maybe they should just rename law school “thinking things through school.” The Socratic method™️ has a lot of problems, but one thing it does teach is that when you take a position in response to one question you are locking yourself in on your answers to a lot of other questions.
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
On the plus side, society is going to become thermostatically so much woke after this... we'll call it woke 2
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
One way that anti-feminism has been conceptually collapsed into a stand-in for all other political grievances is through the feminization of the state, which is cast as a scolding mommy for doing things like requiring milk pasteurization.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
can't normalize without normies. make your peace with this now
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 01/04/2025
the american constitution does not deal in minutiae. it speaks in generalities with the aim of establishing a limited government of enumerated powers. it is an analytical mistake to treat textual ambiguities as license to ignore that intent or the stated intent of specific provisions. (3)
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
the “but her emails” libs are going nuts today and to be honest they deserve it
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
arguments over who would get blamed for a shutdown are insane. the median voter has no idea this is happening. the median voter knows one fact about politics and it’s that Donald Trump is the President
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Yale Law is sending their very worst to the dais.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 23/02/2025
I take the bold stance that misogyny is extremely bad even when it’s applied to white cis straight women with federal jobs who kinda remind you of your mom.
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alyssa @martindale.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
stop recommending Ghia. i dont want it if it isnt a shirley temple
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