Reposted by MartaStephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 06/07/2026Loving Henderson's contribution last night. Got a sideline booking, injured his wrist on an advertising hoarding, and had to be given oxygen. All without actually playing. :-) 520920
Reposted by MartaHadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 16/03/2026europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz 696239106219
Reposted by MartaFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 12/03/2026Can this be a solution? 274271771
Reposted by MartaIan Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Reform is basically a suburban petrol station's DVD bin of Tory politicians. 1122176409
Reposted by MartaStephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Mark Carney's speech is now only the second most acute analysis of where the world is at right now: 423961770
Reposted by MartaChristina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Facebook reminds me that on this day in 2017 a woman turned to me in the veg section of Sainsbury's and said "hopefully now we've left the EU we can have loose carrots that aren't wet" 932364347
Marta @martacollins.bsky.social · 13/01/2026@laurenlaverne.bsky.social Great pronunciation of the Andreya Casablanca's Polish carol title! 😊 020
Reposted by MartaSpooky Ghost Enthusiast @sirsandgoblin.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Walked around a corner once and someone up the road was bowling a fake cricket delivery so I did a fake slog back over his head. He turned around to fake watch the ball go for six, and put his hands on his head in fake exasperation 021218
Reposted by MartaRhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 24/12/2025I've got to be honest, we may as well call it a night #DuvetKnowItsChristmas 2389195
Reposted by MartaRock Action Records @rockactionrecords.scot · 28/10/2025The Twilight Sad's superb new single "WAITING FOR THE PHONE CALL" is out NOW - along with news of UK & EU tour dates for April & May 2026! 💛 Sign up to their mailing list for pre-sale info 👉🏼 thetwilightsad.com/ 🎧 Listen/stream/watch "WAITING FOR THE PHONE CALL" 👉🏼 twilightsad.lnk.to/waiting 1224
Reposted by MartaJames O'Malley @jamesomalley.co.uk · 22/10/2025This is an *incredibly* good idea. 21438108
Reposted by MartaJames O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 15/06/2025It drives me nuts. The Telegraph, Mail, Sun etc and the politicians they sponsor like Johnson, Farage, Cameron & Truss got everything they wanted for fourteen of the last fifteen years & only now, with Labour in power for *less than one*, do they acknowledge the damage they have done. It’s sick. 241201187
Reposted by MartaJames O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 22/05/2025The 50% drop in net migration just announced will surprise precisely nobody who has been paying attention to the issue, as opposed to exploiting and lying about it for clicks & votes. I doubt the stats will change the toxic narratives of the latter group, though. 872107427
Reposted by MartaJames O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 19/05/2025The U.K. fishing industry - weaponised & then betrayed & then abandoned, by Johnson, Farage & the rest of them - is better off under Starmer’s deal than it was under Johnson’s. That’s not an opinion. It’s counting. Anyone claiming otherwise is a liar. 953515867
Reposted by MartaTom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 23/04/2025I mistyped an email sign off as “all the bees” instead of “all the best”. I reckon I’m going to stick with it. I can’t think of anything negative that can possibly come of wishing someone all the bees. 971559228
Reposted by MartaThe Guardian @theguardian.com · 12/04/2025Truro City: after years on the road history beckons for Cornwall’s former nomadstheguardian.comTruro City: after years on the road history beckons for Cornwall’s former nomadsThe Tinners are back on home soil and four games away from a remarkable promotion to the fifth tier 1212
Reposted by MartaAndy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 07/04/2025WHAT THE HELL IS A SPOOZ OH MY GOD THINGS I DONT EVEN KNOW ABOUT ARE CRASHING 933873
Reposted by MartaIan Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Don't look at your pension, whatever you do. 4736130
Reposted by MartaRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Welcome to Idiocracy. 1187198175197
Reposted by MartaLondon Mum @londonmum.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Can u imagine this amount of coverage about the economic costs of Brexit? Sigh. 20616167
Reposted by MartaDavid Harewood @davidharewood.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Raise your hand if you think a vote for Donald Trump last November was like the British people voting for Brexit AGAIN. 7337323
Reposted by MartaMarie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 26/03/2025actually the funniest screengrab from the chat, imo nice try Michael Waltz!! nice try!!! close but no cigar Michael Waltz!! 035045
Reposted by MartaJohn Crace @mrjohncrace.bsky.social · 12/03/2025All those living near Southampton. Tickets are selling fast for my event at Hedge End Theatre on March 28. Please do come. thepointeastleigh.co.uk/whats-on/joh...thepointeastleigh.co.ukJohn Crace: What the hell just happened?From the ingeniously quick-witted John Crace comes a satirical memoir from the eyes of his beloved dog, Herbie. And as a Westminster veteran, boy does he… 3308
Reposted by MartaKrassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 10/03/2025BREAKING: Kia’s official Instagram account in Norway just posted this.. 627354536541
Reposted by MartaIan Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 09/03/2025I've never seen a nation torch its reputation the way Musk and Trump are torching that of the US. Every day they find a way to make a new segment of the world population detest them. Makes Brexit look like a PR triumph. 1723213752
Reposted by MartaJohn Crace @mrjohncrace.bsky.social · 19/02/2025I’m guessing Trump believes Poland started WWII by invading Germany 40591116
Reposted by MartaOrkney Library & Archive @orkneylibrary.bsky.social · 13/02/2025You can always tell when A-ha have been in to return their books. 462210235
Reposted by MartaJames O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Really struck today by how many of the people most responsible for the Brexit shitshow were actively rewarded for their stupidity/dishonesty. Knighthoods, Damehoods, peerages, newspaper columns, seats in the House of Commons… It’s a mark of how deep the rot has gone into the fabric of our society. 1683875748
Reposted by MartaIan Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Yes I wonder if the guy who's spent the last three months supporting far-right groups was doing a fascist salute it seems so unlike him. 421765177
Reposted by MartaKevin Boniface @kevinboniface.bsky.social · 18/01/2025In January 2021, during the third national lockdown, I pulled into this deserted pub car park to turn the van round and found a lamppost and a bin engaged in lively conversation while they thought no one was looking. Incredible. 282133395
Reposted by MartaAdam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Not a single Reform MP has bothered to turn up to today's House of Commons debate on tackling violence against women and girls 25949252113
Marta @martacollins.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Here is my alternative Christmas playlist if you need 🎶 as you prep the feast open.spotify.com/playlist/0e3...open.spotify.comIt’s Christmas So We’ll Stop 010
Reposted by MartaShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/09/20244 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day. On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga 566130263301
Reposted by MartaJemima Kelly @jemima.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Just a reminder, as you look outside and notice it's already getting dark 😱, that today is the earliest sunset of the year (15:51 in London). From tomorrow the sunsets slowwwwly start getting later again. (Sunrises don't start getting earlier until Dec 30th hence solstice on 21st.) YOU ARE WELCOME. 59881262
Reposted by MartaWill Jennings📉🗳️ @drjennings.bsky.social · 29/11/2024The biggest shock of the Haigh resignation is discovering that once upon a time the police actually investigated a stolen phone. 443158659
Reposted by MartaDorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 29/11/2024I loathe a political culture that removes a passionate and effective minister over a decade-old minor offence that has zero bearing on her ability to do the job. A mixture of cowardice, malice and triviality. 46901165
Reposted by MartaSteve Binnie (2026 Remaster) @stevebinnie.me.uk · 18/11/2024Oh yeah? Name twenty-five of their albums. 1495761911
Reposted by MartaTim Burgess @tim-burgess.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Here you go, a starter pack of Independent Record Shops to follow (pass it on, guessing they’d appreciate that) go.bsky.app/FFCkVXG 43481212
Reposted by Martatrouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 16/11/2024I would not tell anyone if I had won the lottery, but there would be signs. 352201307
Reposted by MartaChristina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 23/11/2023Darwinian Christmas 311565349
Reposted by MartaAlasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 07/10/2023Will the detective investigating your murder be sad? 18383002295
Reposted by MartaTim Burgess @tim-burgess.bsky.social · 13/11/2024If enough people follow, I’ll definitely do one, it’ll be like the old days of 2020 👊 2342241
Reposted by MartaMark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 13/11/2024I’ve seen my first ‘experienced user complains it’s too popular here now’ post, and it reminded me of Manic Street Preachers fans in the mid 90s. 3768934
Reposted by MartaCaitlin Moran @mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Whatever you THINK it's going to be - you're wrong 2619832
Reposted by MartaJohn Crace @mrjohncrace.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Hello everyone. I am now on this platform for social media. Do please repost this message so that more people can find me! 53554754152