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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer

@jorisbinned.bsky.social
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Always wanting the barman to say "great to see you we don't like factional politics in here" I am for us, we are for them, you are for me And not just a slicker version of Sir Keir Starmer #KeepStreamingConfessionsII

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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 5h
Burnham later said : “I hope that people know me well enough and realise the time of person I am...I think most people who have dealt with me think I am a pretty straight sort of guy, and I am.” www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Andy Burnham 'really concerned' if Man City owners sell up after rule breaches
The prime minister compares the allegations against Man City to the plight of his own club Everton.
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ𝕠𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 7h
I'm sorry but "I don't believe Helen Keller existed. There's just no way she actually flew that plane." is perhaps the best 1st date icebreaker of all time...
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 7h
Incredible.
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 8h
Whooo remembers Nigel Farage
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 8h
Horrible to think how much genuine public good could be done with that money.
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Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 8h
2026-2026
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 12h
Perfect.
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 12h
i love conan. I was watching his thing on the rest is history where he said "all statues of real people should be made of durable soap, they should last a good 60 years and then we decide if we want to remake them or not".........i love that. i love that attitude to historical figures. it's so good
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Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 15h
Blair 06 exists, and of course no speech has proposed and then immediately implemented a policy to radically improve a nation like Brown on 11 May 2010
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 15h
I do think it is quite bad how the football club Manchester City broke the rules of the competition across a good number of years. Criminal you might say!
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 17h
Boring Personal News Consumption Update: I think The Cornell thing is the first time I've seen something that's apparently blown up all via the reaction on instagram. Hadn't seen anything about it on here so presumably it's been massive on Twitter? Or it's been news everywhere and I'm just ignorant.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 18h
Liquid Bluesky
National Trust• @nationaltrust.org.uk 
Nobody has ever regretted a scone after a long walk.

Except someone with ceoliac disease
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 18h
I am not joking when I say this. Poopoo peepee
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Noem? I don't even know em!
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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All I'm saying is you can tell the long time bake off fans and the Johnny-Come-Latelies hoping for a crumb from R first lady of Bluesky
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Babystar - bleak but recommended even if it beats you over the head a bit
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Know the talking about late father rules:
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
RESIGN
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Merrymac Farm Sanctuary @merrymacsanctuary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 more minutes...😴
Eli the pig
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
At the forefront of Andy Burnham's mind today should be how his speech will go down with the party, the country and the assembled media. However a well-placed source tells me he is focusing on what he regards as the "true metric" - whether I will alter my name.
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This helpful diagram is right. Your Mum isn't in the manifesto yet I am constantly doing her.
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Penélope Cruz?
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Aw well that's sweet, good for them
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Gady Epstein @gadyepstein.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“You might ask how, in this political climate, I was reelected after vetoing the anti-trans bill. Because people respect authentic faith. The day I vetoed it, I explained my why. I said I believe all children are children of God and that I don't want people picking on these kids.”
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lisa Nandy turning up every day for work doing absolutely nothing:
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🚨 BREAKING: Andy Burnham is set to signal the end of the Sir Keir's cruel anti-gooning laws in his conference speech tomorrow
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bad omen - last PM to advocate for unlocking three at a time was Liz Truss.
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is there anything to be said for bringing back Keir Starmer
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Tamar @heartinamber.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mélenchon is going to lose to Marine Le Pen 70-30, then Anglo lefties will post videos of the inevitable riots against her government and go 'see, nobody does it like the French left, they're so cool!' and then said riots will disperse within a month having achieved approximately zero change
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah well
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh to be held by a carrier then destroyed 🥺
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why are the Scottish album/singles charts so much better than the wider UK for her? Is Carly Rae Jepsen Scottish?
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Guessing as it's Tesla they mean Nonce?
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh fuck off you stupid cunt
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why do people keep asking me this
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well, at least nobody will be talking about the Iraq War anymore, we've now found the worst thing Labour has ever done
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Finally some love for this banger youtu.be/EGTvba7mqA0?...
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White Heat
YouTube video by Madonna - Topic
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Uh. Hm. Ah.
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm Choosin' Grass and specifically to touch said grass. Thank you!
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Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No no we’ll have moved onto more desperate PT era nostalgia bait by then. Star Wars has always been a story of Skywalkers, Palpatines, and Wattos
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That wasn't very Swisstian of you
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Confused, wouldn't it be Episode 9?
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me then,,,me now
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why is Chris Bryant Northern Ireland Secretary may I ask
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 27/09/2026
oh we've got a classic one today
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The person in the edit suite.
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Danny Tommo is Sue Gray's son prove me wrong
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