Reposted by @marshall91.bsky.socialthe thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 10/10/2026it was the camel toe of times it was the moose knuckle of times 03112
Reposted by @marshall91.bsky.socialJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The truth in this has sat me down 650973
Reposted by @marshall91.bsky.socialLeah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form 349162013298
marshall91.bsky.social @marshall91.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Don’t wanna hear about your Mister Right ‘Cause he’s out of town tonight Baby won’t you spend some time with Mister Wrong 010
Reposted by @marshall91.bsky.socialomg, it's tomas @cinemagay.bsky.social · 15/08/2026When you hug a dog, everything is okay in the world for those few precious seconds. 803318291
Reposted by @marshall91.bsky.socialMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Receiving a dick pic from a guy is like your cat bringing you a dead mouse. I can see you're proud, but I'm not touching it. 1582601246
marshall91.bsky.social @marshall91.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Other people’s ring tones are annoying. Silence that shit. 010
Reposted by @marshall91.bsky.socialTwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 29/07/2026live, laugh, lettuce diarrhea 1422655
marshall91.bsky.social @marshall91.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Oh, it’s thundering. Will I get to sleep, or have to stay up with barky dog? 000
marshall91.bsky.social @marshall91.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Why yes I am in the kitchen at nearly 3am stuffing my face with mini cupcakes. Murica! 000
marshall91.bsky.social @marshall91.bsky.social · 05/07/2026The poodles did really well with the fireworks. I’m very pleased. It was a much more relaxed evening than I expected. 030
marshall91.bsky.social @marshall91.bsky.social · 07/06/2026I am not going live. Nobody needs to see that. 010
marshall91.bsky.social @marshall91.bsky.social · 17/05/2026It could be worse. At least it’s not a popcorn ceiling. Welcome new followers! 🤣🤣🤣 030
Reposted by @marshall91.bsky.socialSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Be the shutting the fuck up you want to hear in the world. 327897
Reposted by @marshall91.bsky.socialThe Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 01/04/2026When you use an Oxford comma, you're doing your part to make the world beautiful, meaningful, and understandable. 1680688
Reposted by @marshall91.bsky.socialBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Re supposed end of the Target boycott: it’s 100% bullshit. See statement below from an *actual* leader of the initial DEI boycott. Even if true (to repeat, it’s not!), it’s not up to any small group. Target has fixed nothing + compounded its DEI sins with ICE complicity. People are done with it! 201455514
Reposted by @marshall91.bsky.socialendora bullshit @endora-bullshit.bsky.social · 06/03/2026wait. this fuckin' goes.youtube.comAfrica (Toto)...but it lists every country in AfricaYouTube video by There I Ruined It 1156
Reposted by @marshall91.bsky.socialWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 18/02/2026This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal 476235865014
Reposted by @marshall91.bsky.socialGeorge The Station Cat @george-station-cat.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Good morning & welcome to Roast Dinner Day Take a little time today to notice the small things, a quiet moment, a kind word, a shared smile. Life isn’t only made of big milestones; sometimes the smallest moments are the ones that gently hold us together. 1254857
marshall91.bsky.social @marshall91.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Swim out pat the breakers Watch the world die 000
Reposted by @marshall91.bsky.socialChristopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 12/01/2026So let me get this straight. The man who tore down the East Wing of the White House in order to build an oversized ballroom that no one asked for has launched an investigation into Jerome Powell over renovations to the Federal Reserve headquarters. Did I get that right? 43099282776
Reposted by @marshall91.bsky.socialSQLGrrl of the Woods @sqlgrrl.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Same, opossum. Same. 071
Reposted by @marshall91.bsky.socialTits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 02/08/2025This season of America really sucks. 451426212
Reposted by @marshall91.bsky.social🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 29/11/2025If you have truck nuts on your Dodge Ram are they called Dodgeballs? 910922
marshall91.bsky.social @marshall91.bsky.social · 27/11/2025We’re trying our first batch of funeral potatoes. Cubed or grated? 020
marshall91.bsky.social @marshall91.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Looks like my personal situation is better this week than last week. I’ll take what I can get! 120
marshall91.bsky.social @marshall91.bsky.social · 09/11/2025I’m slightly drunk & wasn’t to watch Frankenstein instead of contacting old estranged friends. Opinions? 120
marshall91.bsky.social @marshall91.bsky.social · 09/11/2025So much depression. It was a good evening, but no I’m feeling despondent. I should take my night meds & go to sleep. 000
marshall91.bsky.social @marshall91.bsky.social · 09/11/2025It’s a stupid end to a stupid this week. Thanks to my BFF for talking me out of contacting former friends who DGAF anyway. 000
Reposted by @marshall91.bsky.socialMatty @bestestname.bsky.social · 02/11/2025The internet used to scream at us when we connected, and we didn't take the hint 1344103
Reposted by @marshall91.bsky.socialderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 19/10/2025all the anxiety human evolution developed to help me spot bears now kicks in when i have to answer emails 9589141020
Reposted by @marshall91.bsky.socialSurprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 07/10/2025My cardio is crippling anxiety. 03910
Reposted by @marshall91.bsky.socialDani Donovan 👩🏻🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan.com · 02/10/2025I wrote this in 2019 to remind myself why I was dragging my ass out of bed at 5:30AM to make ADHD comics before work. Six years later… it still hits. Happy ADHD Awareness Month, everybody. 🧠🫶🏼 620345
Reposted by @marshall91.bsky.socialMuttville Senior Dog Rescue @muttvilledogrescue.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Dune just left Muttville, he didn't get adopted today. This 10-year-old Lab mix boy was a little bummed, but at least he's going home with his loving foster mom. Will you share him so more people can see how wonderful he is? muttville.org/mutt/dune-13... 24014
Reposted by @marshall91.bsky.socialJooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 13/09/2025I have no tolerance for candy corn hate in my life 4557
Reposted by @marshall91.bsky.socialMatty @bestestname.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Tattoos are nature's cliff notes 062
marshall91.bsky.social @marshall91.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Wonder if I’ll have imposter syndrome if I get into heaven on a technicality? 100
marshall91.bsky.social @marshall91.bsky.social · 01/09/2025The personal demons are fierce tonight. 000
Reposted by @marshall91.bsky.socialJenX-cellent @jenx-cellent.bsky.social · 17/05/2025All the worst people I know insist they 'turned out fine'. 0153
