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@cinemagay.bsky.social
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𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦, 𝘮𝘦𝘯, 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴, 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘴, 𝘯𝘦𝘶𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 + 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯 • 𝘩𝘦/𝘩𝘪𝘮 • 𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘢𝘯 🇨🇦 • 🏳️‍🌈 • 🔞

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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 6h
I really need to develop a good eating disorder. I'll have to research which ones are particularly trendy these days.
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 7h
The mayoral race in Mississauga (i.e. the city I was born and raised in) has turned into a Real Housewives episode before my eyes and I don't think I've ever been so sat for a municipal election before like omg??
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 8h
My precious beautiful macaroni and cheese soda is being delivered tomorrowwwww
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Queimando Inferno Muahaha Risadamalefica
ALT: Queimando Inferno Muahaha Risadamalefica
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 8h
What if Frotober.
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Fred Flintstone Tries to Start a Campfire
ALT: Fred Flintstone Tries to Start a Campfire
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 9h
Elizabeth Holmes... now, that is Sherlock Holmes's sister, right?
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 10h
I hate folding laundry but I love folding men. What's up with that?
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 11h
I tried something called an "oat latte" today courtesy of the guy who came over and it was pretty good! I'm not terribly well-versed in the fancy shmancy world of coffees so it's cool I have something I could order when I'm next in a café.
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 11h
I should sue the ginger ale people because it clearly DID NOT turn me into a ginger when I drank it!
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 11h
Who's up loving the trans community rn. I know that's right 🏳️‍⚧️
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 13h
I have so many horror movie Blu-rays but I almost exclusively watch them in October because I'm autistic about this.
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 13h
Was so busy with work and having a man over this morning that I completely forgot to scout for a last-minute Slayyyter ticket WELP 🙃 Phoebe Bridgers is also in town today and tomorrow but I haven't listened to her album yet 😶‍🌫️
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 13h
Tops when they're inside a guy named Canada:
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 15h
I suppose I COULD do something Jocktober-related, if people wanted me to.
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 17h
The death penalty is fucking stupid, barbaric and inhumane. Full stop.
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What do you call a cellphone that commits a crime with a full battery load? Guilty as charged.
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 18h
Someone named Mr. Fuzzy Fart blocked me today, and in truth, maybe that's for the best? A fuzzy fart doesn't sound particularly healthy or hygienic.
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 18h
Third time I've had this man over during my work from home day so we could have sex during my break. Deeply annoying he is already partnered. He brought me coffee and scones this time and last week he bought me lunch. 😭
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
October is the best. It's Halloween. It's Jocktober. It's Locktober. It's Rocktober. It's Mocktober. It's Docktober. It's Clocktober. It's Cocktober. It's Hocktober. It's Woktober. It's Shocktober. It's Socktober. It's Chalktober. It's Knocktober. It's Flocktober. It's Walktober. It's Crocktober.
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 22h
CARLY RAE JEPSEN TOUR ANNOUNCED OMGOMGOMG I just signed up for the presale omgggggg
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hello, October.
Some hot dude poses with a big pumpkin held in his right palm.
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What do you call a cellphone that commits a crime with a full battery load? Guilty as charged.
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When I grow up to be a big boy, I want to be a QR code.
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do ya'll like my new friends in my pic 🥹🎃👻🦇
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hello, October.
Some hot dude poses with a big pumpkin held in his right palm.
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why do dill pickle chips fuck so good like BITCH that herby vinegary brine flavour has me so hard
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When they speak about icons, this is who they're talking about:
Mona, a green toddler puppet from the Canadian kids' show Nanalan.
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Omg guys I'm sooooooo eepy 🥺
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Whether you're on Bluesky and images aren't displaying properly or you're at the communal bukkake, one thing will always remain the same: shouting "Load! Load! Come on and fucking LOAD!!!!!"
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Couch rotting should be an Olympic sport.
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The reasons I'm not getting new followers anymore: - I don't have abs to thirst trap with. - My sense of humour would be more palatable if I had abs. - I'm Canadian. - I lead a largely uneventful life. - I do not own pets at the moment. - I've only been properly gay for 7 years.
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
October is the best. It's Halloween. It's Jocktober. It's Locktober. It's Rocktober. It's Mocktober. It's Docktober. It's Clocktober. It's Cocktober. It's Hocktober. It's Woktober. It's Shocktober. It's Socktober. It's Chalktober. It's Knocktober. It's Flocktober. It's Walktober. It's Crocktober.
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Posting a "favourite films of the decade so far" list and not having a single film that's not in the English language? Like hunny are you Lea Michele when it comes to subtitles or?? 😭
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The men on here who are 40 but don't look a day over 39. 🥰🥰🥰🥰
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Resale floor tickets to the Slayyyter concert in Toronto tomorrow going for over $1K lmao. Guess I'm catching her next time 😭😭😭😭
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Remember guys: AI is not going to take away your gag reflex. 🫶🏻
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fell asleep on my couch shortly after I shat out last night's final post and then I woke up at like 6 to move myself to my bed and had trouble falling asleep again omfg 😭
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If God loves us just the way we are then why are all these gay men jiggling around filled to the brim with Botox and steroids 😭
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The existence of Ticketmaster implies the existence of Ticketslave.
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Remember guys: AI is not going to take away your gag reflex. 🫶🏻
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone yelling a homophobic slur at me would be kind of cool because that means I'm doing something right (i.e. looking gay enough to be clocked as a faggot).
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Them: Hey Twinkle Toes! Me: HUH? YOU CALLING MY TOES TWINKS?!
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Feeling stupidly extroverted tonight but I have nothing and no one to channel it into 😭
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She was really sitting in that committee today. 😅
A somewhat low-quality (I'm sorry) screenshot of the poster sitting in a committee looking like he's concentrating super hard!
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Do you ever just chocolate and peanut butter.
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I dunno, I feel like "bareback" and "raw" aren't entirely satisfactory ways to colloquially reference condomless sex. Obviously they are better than "unprotected." But there's a je ne sais quoi that is missing still.
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The co-worker who I suspect had some kind of breakdown and sexually assaulted two of my colleagues last December was finally severed from the company today. Almost 10 months after the fact. 😵‍💫
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I haven't touched my After Dark feed all day so I'm going to do that now and I'm expecting some really primo nudes to grace my eyes. Don't disappoint me, homosexual oomfies!
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have to sit in a committee all afternoon, so if people want to shower me with sexy images, please be my guest. Or just good thoughts. ☺️
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me: You can't block me. Person made of LEGO: Hold my block glass of block beer!
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ᴛᴏᴍᴀꜱ @cinemagay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lol a post about a sandwich being my most liked one yesterday. Do I just post about the food I'm eating now
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