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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 10h
trans rights or else
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 10h
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Morgan Johnson @poormojo.bsky.social · 23h
No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
god damnit i can hear the song
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Australopithecus 3 million years ago:
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
four years ago I posted this image of paleontologist Jan Smit looking at rocks and his son-in-law replied with something even better
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My kids have been publishing a "family newspaper" with headlines like "Mom's Dinner: Pretty Good!!" etc and it's been very cute, but their latest issue is a searing expose on my five digit polymarket losses and it's dark, folks. I don't see a path back from this one. There might be only one option.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Six months ago:
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DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...
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Ghøules @known-issues.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
anime is short for animels, AKA creatures that live outside
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lmao awesome
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just in case you didn't know ModRetro fucking sucks and "Automated War Initiative" is a disgusting title Also, War Crime Enthusiast Palmer Luckey is incredibly thin skinned and will chase you around various social media platforms if you talk sauce about him and his shitty M64. Worth it.
FB comment:

Palmer Luckey: Mike Fink the M64 is $230 not $320 and it is far more powerful than the Mister. We developed our own core and open sourceed all the hardware and software 

And Aduril helps kill Russians, not children

Me: Palmer Free Luckey that's without the controller, not included, which is $90 

And also fuck youWe still clown on you with memes
Palmer Luckey and is shit handheld emulator, along with other fascists that don't care about human life, like Elon Musk and JD Vance
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For a long time I've wanted a sense of how trump has or hasn't interacted with chatbots (we know he posts a lot of slop sure). And this TIME anecdote about Grok arguably leading Trump into war is just extremely bracing
Since returning to office, Trump has marveled at AI’s capabilities. He is increasingly in thrall to the tech executives courting him. In December 2025, Elon Musk returned to the Oval Office for a clandestine meeting. Trump spent hours asking Grok, Musk’s AI chatbot, questions about his presidency and legacy, according to an official present. At the time, Trump was ordering missile strikes against Venezuelan boats he alleged were smuggling drugs into the U.S. He asked Grok how Venezuelans would react if the U.S. captured Maduro. According to the official present, the chatbot responded that Maduro was a repressive and deeply unpopular dictator and that many Venezuelans would likely celebrate his downfall. After Trump ordered the mission to seize Maduro, the following month, celebrations broke out in the streets. Trump, according to officials, came away thinking Grok was ingenious.
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Sophie Rae Lichterman @whysophiewhy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, I’m sad. Portland PD shot and killed their own police dog. Leave dogs alone. Humans don’t deserve dogs. www.kptv.com/2026/09/29/l...
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Police gunfire killed Portland K9 Kylo during shooting, PPB says
Portland police confirmed Tuesday that police gunfire hit and mortally wounded police dog Kylo during a deadly confrontation last week in southeast Portland.
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I like the rest of these games overall so I guess I gotta finally play Mother 3
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Last week the Portland Police made a huge deal about a K9 killed in the line of duty apprehending a dangerous suspect. Turns out that K9 was shot and killed by...the Portland Police www.kgw.com/article/news...
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
he's so powerful
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Welp let’s just get ahead of things and transfer all these names right onto the National Sex Offenders Registry
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
saw Buffet Infinity tonight, it was incredible
Poster for Buffet Infinity
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
While I respect the confidence of naming your own album "The Best Dub Album in the World," this wasn't even the best dub album that Scientist released in 1980 m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPDr...
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Scientist - The Best Dub Album In The World - Album
YouTube video by Koko roots
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sonic & Tales from the Crypt
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Saw that commercial before a movie and had the same thought
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
plausible deniability machine goes whirrrrrrr
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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The Midwest Dreamcatcher @saskrotch.com · 14/09/2026
music
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A.J. Wilden🏳️‍⚧️ @wcwit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"They're not misunderstanding the film; they're co-opting a message"
Screencap from the interview linked in the quoted post

Marlow Stern (the interviewer):  You have one of the most renowned replies in Twitter history. Elon Musk tweeted out, “Take the red pill,” then Ivanka Trump enthusiastically wrote, “Taken!” to him, and then you replied, “Fuck both of you.” I’m curious how you feel about the co-opting of “The Matrix” by those on the right who don’t really seem to understand its messaging.

Lilly Wachowski: I mean, I can’t sit in a room and explain the movie to every single person who watches it. Even if I did sit in a room with Elon Musk and Ivanka Trump — yikes — it doesn’t matter. They’re not misunderstanding the film; they’re co-opting a message. And that’s what fascists do: They co-opt the messages of progressives and use it to their benefit to confuse and obfuscate what is going on and the intention of their ideology. They do it with everything. They do it with Martin Luther King Jr. Look at how they’ve changed the idea of what antisemitism is.
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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“Four to beam up.”
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
this was immediately obvious to anyone with a passing knowledge of biology and/or firearms. Tim either posted this purely for engagement or out of naivete so shocking it should disqualify you from driving a car.
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I gotta rewatch that, that movie rules
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
When you realize a significant chunk of the name brand Silicon Valley billionaires from the heyday of the internet have been working on nothing but military tech and that AI is the only semi-consumer facing part of that equation and they're forcing it down your throat, it gets dark as hell
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Grace Reed @deergrace.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m not sure who said it first, but I’ve been thinking about this line all week
A block print of a silhouetted cliff with the text WHAT IF THE BOULDER LOVED SISYPHUS?
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jimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 15/11/2023
"I was born a fish"
My family, for as long as I can remember, has had these “adopted uncles” who are my mom and dad’s friends from college/highschool. There’s like five of them, and none of them are related to us. They are awesome, fun guys, and I’m best friends with their daughters (of the ones that have kids). I love hanging out with them, and when I do, I hear lots of hilarious stories that they and my Dad love to recollect whenever they’re together.

My uncles are interesting guys, and there are a lot of interesting stories. One of them is part of Switchfoot, one of them hung out with Taylor Swift on several occasions, and one worked on the Power Rangers. It’s all very interesting. But I think one of the funniest stories they’ve told me, far from meeting celebrities, or getting lost in the woods, or luring bears into their campsite (yep, they did that) is how one of them (let’s call him S) won a lying contest. This is how it went:S and my dad, and some of his friends decided to go up into the mountains for a day. They drove up the winding roads, pine trees flashing past their windows, singing to Tom Petty the whole way. My dad and S have a great sense of humor, and I’m sure they were both in a laughable mood.

When they got to their destination, they saw a large banner over the road that read “Annual Lying Contest.” I kid you not. This little town in the piney mountains was so devoid of excitement that they legiterally hosted a Lying Contest every year.

My dad and S thought this was the FUNNIEST thing they had ever seen. They HAD to go watch the contest take place. They pulled into the parking lot, found their way to the stage, and asked someone about what was happening.Apparently, the lying contest is an annual contest put on by the city, to see who had the most believable lie. Contestants would spend months coming up with elaborate lies, that were sure to convince people in the crowd. At the end, the judges would rank the lies on most convincing to least convincing. The winner of the contest recieved a home baked pie, and some other prize. Some of these lies could take fifteen minutes or more (remember this).

So anyways, S & my dad found a seat, and were ready to hear some lies. Later, my dad told me that it was hilarious to watch. There were lies about Bigfoot sightings, bear wrestlings, army experiences, ghost hauntings, & more. My dad and S were cracking up the whole time, while marveling at how unique the demographic of the town was to enjoy something like this.

Finally, the last contestant stepped down from the stage after a 20 minute elaborate lie about an alien abduction. The judges took a sweeping look over the crowd, and spoke "any more?"Before my dad could stop him, S stood up and raised his hand.

“Well, come up sir!” 

S climbed the steps to the stage. He looked over the crowd seriously, and desperately tried to come up with a lie in time. His mind was blank. Empty. But S had no shame, and I’ve known him long enough to know this was 100% something he would do. The man throws himself into every awkward situation ever.

He took a step towards the microphone. His hands were clasped in front of him. He looked around at the people watching, the trees surrounding them, and said in his most serious voice into the mic;

“I was born a fish.”

That was it. The audience lost it. There was no build up, no elaborate detail, no story behind the lie. Just 1 ½ seconds, and he had told his entire lie. It was hilariously short, and there was no plot holes, or inconsistencies. Just purely, seriously, “I was born a fish.”

And guess what? He won first place.
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
ive been trying to work on this. otherwise ill never get my rap career off the ground
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Anatoly Shashkin💾 @dosnostalgic.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It's NOT safe to turn off your computer.
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm not sure I can imagine the last time I watched this being topped for a lot of personal reasons, but I have never seen it in theaters, so that's the only way I could imagine it changing my life again
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bel @steelybel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
when u see claude on the github repo
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m jacking off once more. How pedestrian. Utterly predictable. Ah, that familiar flood of “warmth” - one guess as to what happens next here. Humph, seems the body continues to disappoint
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esouthard @esouthard.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Jamaican dancehall was (partially) built on a Casio electronic keyboard beat that was programmed by a Japanese woman who loved reggae www.nippon.com/en/japan-top...
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Okuda Hiroko: The Casio Employee Behind the “Sleng Teng” Riddim that Revolutionized Reggae
The “Sleng Teng” riddim revolutionized reggae music in the mid-1980s, and has spawned hundreds of versions in the decades since then. Less well known is the story of how the distinctive bassline origi...
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
dimethylmercury is fucking terrifying
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
a young Adam Sandler suggestively surrounded by three bathing suit clad fitness men with beers. it's the Schmitt's Gay commercial from SNL
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Kyle MacLachlan @kyle-maclachlan.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
🌭
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"Danger is my middle name." —Sir Coward Danger Giantpussy
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 04/09/2026
It takes you 20 paragraphs to get to the part of the article where they admit that Mamdani isn't paying the influencers and the reason they are posting videos of the stuff Mamdani is doing is because people are interested in watching it.
The mayor’s office says that it does not pay the influencers. Still, their proximity and access to a figure as popular as Mr. Mamdani can help increase their own social media following and, by extension, potentially put them in a position to attract paid content sponsorships from commercial brands. Some influencers said that when they feature Mr. Mamdani, the videos get more likes and viewers watch longer.
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i followed Seanbaby from EGM to Cracked and that's how i learned about you
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Dave @daswickerman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I always wondered who took this picture.
An old canon advertisement featuring Godzilla using a printer. Godzilla is standing over a large printer with a handful of paper. There is Japanese text and the title Canon NEW BELPIA.
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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Fuck you Google. We will all remember your capitulation to a mad king
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Ian Roddick @ianroddick.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Me whenever I run into someone I haven’t seen in a few years:
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fold @foldpls.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
yea cream on it
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Amazing to live in a country where the secret police are handling inter-chud beefs. It's like the Night of Long Knives playing out in the parking lot of a Dollar General.
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