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Mars Bringer

@mars-bringer.bsky.social
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
saw Buffet Infinity tonight, it was incredible
Poster for Buffet Infinity
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Clip from the Mr Show lie detector sketch of Bob Odenkirk saying "It was for charity!" as an excuse after admitting to taking a train and eating it piece by piece after derailing it using his penis
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Jerry Seinfeld opening the door and saying "Hello, Newman's discord kitten."
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
In matters of bird law, I recommend hiring the best attorney for the job
Charlie Kelly, attorney at bird law
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
From Community "Now, this is a man that knows how to marry his cousin!"
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
All I know is that they make these and I think they're delicious
A pack of Bimbo brand Bimbuñuelos, sweet crispy wheels that break into a thousand little delicious shards
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I'm sure it's a secret government something or other, bunker or not, but the government is pretty open about where their secretive data centers for spying on americans actually are. This NSA facility is just straight up called the Utah Data Center
A photo from the NSA website of their massive Utah data center. 
Sign in front reading: "Welcome to the Utah Data Center" and "If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear"
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
it's beautiful
A bottle of limited edition Peach Ale-8-One, held with both reverence and desire
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The Prince of Barkness about 0.2 seconds before jumping up and running off in pursuit of treats
Sleeping(?) corgi getting gently pet
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
"Malört, these pants won't shit themselves."
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Hank Hill with his eyes all messes to saying "AND THE SECOND I SEE SOME ASS, I'M KICKING IT"
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
The Throne of Agony changed my life
Scraping Foetus Off the Wheel - Nail
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Deus Ex: I never asked for this
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
A large influx of bees ought to put a stop to that
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Smug man in bound lotus pose with text: "typa shenaniganry i been on as of late"
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
they used to just say whatever in video game ads
Glen Howerton popping up out of a manhole with a GameCube while vaguely cubic text proclaims "EVEN WHEN YOU'RE NOT PLAYING IT, YOU'RE PLAYING IT."
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
You can even find Hitler's claim in his own words that he's redefining socialism in propaganda interviews
"Why," I asked Hitler, "do you call yourself a National Socialist, since your party programme is the very antithesis of that commonly accredited to socialism?"

"Socialism," he retorted, putting down his cup of tea, pugnaciously, "is the science of dealing with the common weal. Communism is not Socialism. Marxism is not Socialism. The Marxians have stolen the term and confused its meaning. I shall take Socialism away from the Socialists.

"Socialism is an ancient Aryan, Germanic institution. Our German ancestors held certain lands in common. They cultivated the idea of the common weal. Marxism has no right to disguise itself as socialism. Socialism, unlike Marxism, does not repudiate private property. Unlike Marxism, it involves no negation of personality, and unlike Marxism, it is patriotic.
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I don't matter AT ALL. I'm, like, nothing. I'm not even supposed to be around.
Tim Robinson from I Think You Should Leave
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I'm going tall deer
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
He was incredible on Detroiters
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
the sequel is incredible
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Fry from Futurama: "Hmm, so they finally jazzed it up"
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
She has apparently deleted the "this is wrong" tweet, either way
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I always love the drone shots
Photo sphere on Google Earth outside Norilsk
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Except from the Wikipedia article on Fatal Insomnia
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
m1dy - Japanese Mathafacka (2005)
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I'm working my way thru all the decks on gold stake and finally got a win with the black deck with some luck
Balatro screenshot, gold stake win on black deck
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Embrace the broken, let it guide you
Screenshot from Balatro, ante 23 round 57
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
The Warriors
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Convicted felon Jay Johnston appearing as "Choo-Choo" The Hurkey Jerky Insurrectionist
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Crack open a God Can
A can of god
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Guy's a real character
Dino Lee - The New Las Vegas (image from Discogs)
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I happened by this record in a record store and that's how I found out
Chuck Mangione - Feels So Good
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Mars Bringer @mars-bringer.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Makes me think of that Brian Eno quote. Nostalgia is tinted too much thru the lens of jank
Whatever you now find weird, ugly, uncomfortable and nasty about a new medium will surely become its signature... The excitement of grainy film, of bleached-out black and white, is the excitement of witnessing events too momentous for the medium assigned to record them. - Brian Eno
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