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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Them: Would you like some tea? How do you take it? Me: Orally. Dare I ask how you take it?
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz358bs
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Jeremy Duffy @thegeekprofessor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'll do you one better. Here's a link: www.snopes.com/news/2026/09...
snopes.com
Did Denmark play 'Send in the Clowns' when Rubio arrived at Greenland deal ceremony?
A spokesperson for the Danish Ministry of Foreign Affairs said, "Denmark was not involved in selecting the music for the signing ceremony."
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Text which says "The best way to stop grey squirrels from multiplying rapidly is to take away their calculators."
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Fantastic news Latest records show that RNLI donations have increased by 5000% over the past couple of weeks after far-right backlash. The RNLI is on track to record its highest annual fundraising total in its almost 200-year history" via Daniel Lismore Donate here rnli.org/support-us/g...
rnli.org
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If you can watch Farage laughing and joking with obvious delight as a young woman is beaten up in front of him and still vote for Reform I can only conclude you're an absolute piece of fucking shit. This does not seem an unfair assumption to make.
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mickrab.bsky.social @mickrab.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
After the corruption and sleaze of the Tories Labour should have hit the ground with a positive agenda to clean up politics. Dodgy donors. House of Lords. Electoral Commission ACOBA. 2nd jobs. Useless regulators. Lobbying. Easy. Quick. Popular. Cheap! Doing none of that is their major fail IMV.
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Content warning: Multiple men violently assault a female protester at Reform's conference at the Birmingham NEC, to the visible delight of Nigel Farage.
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Mark T @marktofficial.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The BBC not even trying to hide it now. A video is released showing three people breaking the law. One of them is Nigel Farage. The BBC headline: "Two people filmed breaking the law". Wtf
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paulusthewoodgnome @paulusthewoodgnome.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Chris Mason's News at Ten piece on Clacton included Nigel Farage telling supporters he had been advised by Essex police not to go to the count for reasons of safety, but failed to mention that the police denied saying any such thing, giving the impression that Farage was being harassed. Inexcusable.
Chris Mason, being a useless twat in Clacton.
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David Barnett @davidmbarnett.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
With the news that bike-maker Raleigh is going into administration I am once again reminded of the coolest photograph ever to be taken in the history of mankind.
Actor Sid James astride a Raleigh Chopper, wearing white loafers with no socks, slim-fitting trousers and a pink shirt, while smoking a pipe.
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 19/07/2026
Think if it's still 0–0 at full time the only fair thing to do is to give it to whoever came third, no?
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Don't remember this episode of Red Dwarf.
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Marcus Chown @marcuschown.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
When Argentina won their semi-final, their players helf up a banner saying the Falklands/Malvinas belong to Argentina. If Spain win the final - which I really hope they do - it would be great if they would hold up a banner saying… RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
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Prashant 🌊 @prasshant.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Reminder in case anyone has forgotten about it — Farage said Andrew Tate was ‘important voice’ for men in podcast interview.
theguardian.com
Farage said Andrew Tate was ‘important voice’ for men in podcast interview
Reform UK leader has also argued against diversity quotas and said people on benefits were ‘too stupid’ to work in appearances over past year
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
stole this banger headline from someone who didn’t use alt text
A headline from “them” publication, it shows a photo of Elliot page and his girlfriend on the red carpet what for what I assume is the odyssey. The headline to the photos right says “Elliot Page Is Three Things Transphobes Will Never Be:
Happy, in a Hit Movie, and With a Girlfriend.”
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 18/07/2026
One more and we keep the Bayeux Tapestry!
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 18/07/2026
his palms are sweaty, knees weak, palms are sweaty. he forgot his lyrics already, palms are sweaty
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Dan Neidle @danneidle.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
In May we said Nigel Farage probably didn't owe tax on his £5m gift. The Guardian now reports the gift followed talks where Farage said he'd need £5m to return to frontline politics. *If* that's right, we think there's a high risk of a £3m tax bill - payable by Reform.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Put another way, the entire adult userbase is going to have to upload their IDs to sketchy third-party companies and link their identities to their online activity to stop a few dozen kids from accessing a platform that is mainly left-leaning news and commentary. What problem is this solving?
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Editor of Vogue, 1977: You get those photos of C-3PO & Darth Vader? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy like you asked. Editor of Vogue, 1977: what
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Ahead of England v Norway in the World Cup, enjoy this classic from my old pal Patrick Kidd in The Times
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Hopewood @hopewood5.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
We just need JD Vance to fly over for a photo-op to endorse Nigel 🤞
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Molten Irony (Wade) @ginsengity.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I am 100% serious about this. As part of their negotiations, Iran should demand that USA release the complete #EpsteinFiles.
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Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 08/07/2026
On Newsnight, Kay Burley intervenes during a discussion about survivors - out of nowhere - to say we "should accept that" Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor "was a war hero". Genuinely has to be seen to be believed 👇
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weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Christoher Nolan had the AUDACITY to cast the goddess Athena, born from the head of Zeus, with an actress born from a human vagina.
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Paul @birminghamkav.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
There's only one candidate who can credibly stand against Farage. Step up our favourite Independent Space Warrior, @countbinface.bsky.social
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Darin Flynn @phono-logical.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Just perfect
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
"I said it's quite bold of Nigel Farage to avoid all media interviews during an important by-election. What did I say Roy?" "You said the cowardly little shit's in hiding because of his dodgy financial dealings"
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We Own It @weownit.org.uk · 21/05/2026
Andy Burnham is 💯right to challenge 40 years of privatisation - since Thatcher. We’ve written an open letter calling for him to clarify that he supports public OWNERSHIP of key public services like water, energy, mail, & transport. Add your name to our letter now: vist.ly/542rb
Picture of Andy Burnham with small photos depicting care services, Palantir, a royal mail van, a train, an energy pylon, and a running tap. Below is the sentence 'Sign our letter to Andy Burnham'.
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Simon @hungryhatter.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Somehow, this is funnier than when Grandpa Simpson did it. www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
bbc.co.uk
Watch: Wes Streeting leaves No 10 - minutes after arrival
Health Secretary Wes Streeting leaves No 10 less than 20 minutes after arriving for a meeting with the prime minister.
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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Russell Brand struggling a bit at the London Marathon
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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
“Brexit betrayal” - oh for god’s sake.. Every day, we’re paying to be poorer. We’re paying to be second class citizens on our own continent. We’re paying to queue. We’re paying for more red tape. We’re paying to be less secure and less trusted. Brexit IS the betrayal. And so is defending it.
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Politics in the U.K. @politicsintheuk.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Throwback Farage — “I genuinely believe Trump is what the world needs.” - 1 year ago
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Khashoggi's Ghost @urocklive1.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I lol'd at this.😆
Told my wife to have dinner ready at 6 or I'll obliterate her entire civilization.

So anyway, she now charges me a fee to use the bathroom that used to be free, and I didn't get any dinner, but I'm pretty sure I won that exchange.
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Richard Woodfield @richardwoodfield.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Bin the state visit NOW!
petition.parliament.uk
Petition: Government to advise monarch to refuse/cancel state visits with hostile powers
The Government should advise the Monarch against facilitating a ceremonial head of state visit where a foreign state is engaged in hostile activity - whether economic, diplomatic, military or otherwis...
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🐸 German_USA, DHA 🌈 ally 🌈 woke af 🌈 @germanusa.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
🤣🤣
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Paul Marshall @pmarsha11.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Any other party or any other politician in this country would resign or be fired. Frighteningly, there are still many people out there that think this charlatan would make a suitable leader Nigel Farage halts Cameo appearances after making ‘racist and sexist’ videos for money.
independent.co.uk
Farage halts Cameo appearances after making ‘racist and sexist’ videos for money
Reform UK leader used or alluded to far-right slogan ‘if in doubt, kick them out’ more than 20 times, investigation into videos found, as MP brands outrage ‘ludicrous’
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parker higgins @xor.blue · 17/03/2026
rebranding "testing for buffer overflow bugs" as stack pop demon hunting
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
There's two countries which have nuclear weapons not ratified by UN Inspectors. Israel and North Korea. One of them has bombed 9 countries and committed Genocide in the last 2 years.
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aslynn is just a ghoul 👻 @aslynnromano.com · 16/03/2026
Europeans when asked to help unblock the Strait of Hormuz
media.tenor.com
two women standing next to each other with the words trendizisst visible in the corner
Alt: two women standing next to each other with the words trendizisst visible in the corner, laughing. A scene from absolutely fabulous
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Marwood @andmarwood.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
#VoteGreen ✅
Moe throws Barney meme:
Barney frame 1 = The Tories 
Moe frame 2 = General Election 2024
Barney frame 3 = Starmer's Labour
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David Whitley @mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
They should put a monkey on the £50 note and a pony on the £10 note to confuse the hell out cockneys.
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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 11/03/2026
The BBC are really going out of their way to not call these The Peter Files.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
How delightfully quaint some of these old Devon village names are, their etymologies lost in the mists of time.
Road sign for 'Skirmish Paintball'
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Couldn't happen to a nicer Nazi.
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
The UK version of “Project 2025” by the Reform party includes a British ICE, a concentration camp for 24,000 people, mass surveillance and withdrawing from refugee, anti-torture and anti-trafficking conventions. It’s on their website. That’s how comfortable fascists are in the UK today.
The Legislation
Upon winning a general election, a Reform government under Prime Minister Nigel Farage will:
1) Leave the ECHR
2.) Repeal the Human Rights Act and replace it with a British Bill of Rights.
3.) Pass The Illegal Migration (Mass Deportation) Bill:
This Bill will:
Create a legal duty to remove illegal migrants for the Home Secretary
The Bill opens with a blunt obligation for the Home Secretary: "The Secretary of State shall ensure the removal from the United Kingdom of each person who does not have extant leave to remain and is not an Irish citizen or otherwise protected by regulations made under this Act."
The following parts of the legislation are introduced on an emergency basis, with an in-built sunset clause after 5 years:
Disapply the 1951 Refugee Convention, the UN Convention Against Torture, the Council of Europe Anti-Trafficking Convention (ECAT)
Derogation is justified under the Vienna Convention doctrine of state of necessity: Britain faces a national emergency in which uncontrolled illegal migration undermines public order.
These treaties will otherwise be used by activist judges to frustrate deportations, even after the repeals of the HRA and ECHR.
Create Detention Power Without Hardial Singh Constraints
This means illegal migrants can be detained until they are deported. Activist lawyers routinely use Hardial Singh to secure their client's bail, after which the client absconds.
If you came to the UK illegally, you are ineligible for asylum. End of story
All asylum claims will become inadmissible if made by a person within the Act's scope. If you came to the country illegally, you are ineligible for asylum in the UK. This strips the Home Office, the immigration tribunals and the higher courts of jurisdiction to even consider claims. A claim that cannot be considered cannot suspend removal and therefore, cannot delay a flight.
Re-entering after deportation and destroying ID becomes a serious criminal offence
Re-entry after deportation will be…The Operational Plan
We will create an enforcement unit called UK Deportation Command, including an Illegal Migrant Identification Centre - harnessing cutting edge data fusion
A Reform government will create a cutting edge enforcement data centre to relentlessly identify and detain all illegal migrants in the UK. Using powers granted by the new legislation, it will automatically share data between the Home Office, NHS, HMRC, DVLA, banks and the police. It will power bulk warrants, including mandatory biometric capture during any police encounter. Each power addresses a failure mode observed over the past decade - for example, banks and GP surgeries unaware of a customer's status, or overstayers slipping through because a warrant covered only a single property.
Secure Immigration Removal Centres (SIRC) will be built rapidly to detain up to 24,000
Detention capacity for up to 24,000 will be created within 18 months. The Home Office will build Secure Immigration Removal Centres. This will be modular accommodation built in remote parts of the country. Conditions are basic but not punitive: prefabricated two-person rooms, canteen catering, on-site medical suites. Robust perimeters and internal movement controls prevent escapes.
This enables detention-on-arrest: no more bail. This capacity would allow for up to 24,000 illegal migrants to be deported per month.
Initial Voluntary Return Window
A six-month Assisted Voluntary Return window precedes large-scale raids. Illegal migrants will be offered a financial incentive to self-deport. An app will be launched to facilitate this.
The Deportation Flights
The Home Office will scale up charters to 5 flights per day. To guard against last-minute aircraft unserviceability, the RAF will keep one Voyager aircraft on six-hour 'hot-spare' readiness. If a commercial charter breaks down, detainees can still be flown out that night, preserving operational integrity. The legal reset will mean activist lawyers will no longer be able preven…
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Ed Davey @eddavey.libdems.org.uk · 18/01/2026
It’s a real shame that Nigel Farage is too unwell to do interviews the morning after Donald Trump threatens us with sanctions. Here he is with “the bravest man he ever met”. He campaigned to make Trump President, and has spent the last year enjoying all the chaos he has caused.
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