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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I ordered a cheap barrel of diesel from a bloke on Facebook over a week ago and it still hasn’t arrived. What the hell could have happened?!

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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Apparently she wiped the floor with her competitors. Which led to another debate.

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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

the Daily Mail has capitulated and apologised to Danny Tommo

Old Daily Mail headline “hurrah for the black shirts”

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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Danny Tommo says the contestants in this years far right knobbly knees are “the best I’ve ever seen“

Danny Tommo and his supporters wearing shorts

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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Born on this day in 1946 the legendary Freddie Mercury

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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Woke has ruined comed. if they made Are You Being Served today they’d have to include a woman with blue hair and a gay fella.

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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Happy birthday to Dua Lipa and Tori Amos. 31 and 63 today!

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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 15/08/2024

Good luck to anyone on Bluesky getting their A Level results today and hats off to you for attempting them in your 60s

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Sean Padraig @bluesman55.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

EXCLUSIVE first picture of Taylor and Travis’s weddin!

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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Why are right wing grifters so against solar and wind power when like them all they do is lie still absorbing heat or turn hot air into cash?

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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

A reminder that zero right wing grifters and politicians will be outside working in the heat today or any other day.

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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Born on this day in 1961 and 1963 Ricky Gervais and George Michael!

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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Scotland bravely holding on to a three goal deficit here

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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I’m going to be using a lot of AI today so please use water sparingly so we can keep the server farms nice and cool. Thank you.

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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

It would be a hoot if Starmer got his job as the head of the CPS back and prosecuted Farage, Tice and Lowe.

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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

It’s remarkable how Farage managed to have a worse day than Starmer yesterday. Truly exceptional stuff

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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

A MAGA is someone who is fine with Woody Allen’s private life but hates his films.

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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Who in the Scotland team is going to be the next Archie Gemmill?

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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Hearing that Gianni Infantino will be handing Farage the FIFA Prime Minister prize on Saturday

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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Nigel Farage pulls out of Laura Kuennsberg at the last second, proving that he’s nothing like Boris Johnson.

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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Russell Brand struggling a bit at the London Marathon

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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Breaking: the person who came up with the phrase third time lucky has resigned

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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Changing the Reform logo to a penis and illustrating that your pants are on fire is um…interesting.

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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Iran doesn’t have a right to defend itself. Apparently

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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Nice to see Rupert Lowe hanging up Ann Widdecombe’s knickers for her.

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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

The USA is so much safer for women than Britain. Farage didn’t see a single rapist, nonce or sexual predator when he was there. Coincidentally, Trump was too busy to meet him.

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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump admitted to being a nonce to distract us from the disaster in Iran now.

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Not Florence Lox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @loxyflo.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

After the latest news from the Epstein files I feel like I can’t be on a site owned by Americans right now. You can find me on X @floboflo in the meantime.

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