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Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 17h

You all think you're so smart but none of you have asked if Bill Ayers or Rev. Wright were at that Terps/Hawkeyes game

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Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 22h

GROUP OF FOURTH GRADERS AT THE BOTTOM OF A PIT WITH SPIKES THROUGH THEIR BODIES: [death gurgles] AI BOT: You're right, that's on me. I apologize, and I'll do better in the future so this doesn't happen again.

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Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 20h

I bet the companies that capitulated on Gulf of America don't bother with "SI" because it's something they care about.

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Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 22h

caitlin clark complaining to the refs somewhere that sen schmidt didn't get called for a foul

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Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 25/09/2026

It's funny to see TikTok discourse make it into bluesky a week later. It's like when your parents start using slang, ruining it.

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Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 25/09/2026

If people could try not to be completely selfish for three fuckin seconds that would be great

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Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 25/09/2026

What's amazing* about this whole White House press saga is that exactly no one is reconsidering whether or not they should maybe completely change the way they cover the White House as a result. *yeah I know, don't be a smart ass.

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Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 23/09/2026

EMBARRASSING: Iran's president doesn't even mention the hotness of his country in United Nations speech

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Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 22/09/2026

It would be pretty funny if Susan Collins died in prison.

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Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 22/09/2026

I want to hang this video on a museum wall and call it "Priorities"

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Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 22/09/2026

Guys I think we should just let him be president forever. I know the world will burn, but shit like this is just too funny.

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Colin Dickey @colindickey.com · 21/09/2026

Absolutely wild to me that we’re all just going around pretending that 2020 never happened, that it didn’t deeply traumatize millions of people, that they aren’t acting out their repressed trauma on a daily basis, or that the signs of all of these things aren’t staring us in the face every day.

A defunct phone kiosk in Edinburgh with graffiti that reads 2020 NHS MURDERS ELDERLY

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Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 21/09/2026

This fucking sucks. Marcy Kaptur sucks. Honestly fuck Democrats who do this.

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Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 20/09/2026

At the strong request of the United States Military, and for National Security purposes, I will be spending some time in the bathroom this morning.

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Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 19/09/2026

I don't know, if I were a WH reporter banned from the WH, I'd probably want to take that as an opportunity to report on all the shit I know about but have been worried about reporting on because it might restrict my access.

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Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 18/09/2026

Man, if I were President Trump, I would put out a statement naming every Republican who is distancing themselves from me and tell my MAGA base not to vote for them. That would teach them a real lesson!

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Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 17/09/2026

why would you thursday when you could friday

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Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 16/09/2026

hey democrats how about if you win the house and senate you hold impeachment hearings on day one and just keep rolling out the charges for the next two years you will not run out of things to impeach him for, I promise

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Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 16/09/2026

Just realized this is my first election cycle since THE YEAR OF OUR LORD TWO THOUSAND AND TWO that I am not working on elections in any capacity. Never did too much good anyway.

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Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 15/09/2026

Wow, I have to give Ed Sheeran credit for this new song. The lyrics are pretty powerful.

My name is Ed Sheeran
And I'm here to say
Neutrality in the face of oppression
Is A-OK

I'm not rooting for the boot
I'm not rooting for the neck
Where's everyone going
What the motherfuckin heck

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Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 15/09/2026

Wow, I have to give Ed Sheeran credit for this new song. The lyrics are pretty powerful.

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Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 15/09/2026

Live your life such that Ms. Rachel will never publicly take a dump in your mouth.

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Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 15/09/2026

My "I am not complicit" shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my shirt.

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Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 15/09/2026

I can't believe you people are making me defend Kash Patel, but yes there are people who have committed bestiality because they were victims of sexual exploitation.

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Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 15/09/2026

It would be pretty funny if McConnell pulled a Regarding Henry and suddenly supported universal healthcare and transgender rights.

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Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 15/09/2026

I just think it's so funny that Samuel Alito had to write an eight-page dissent to an unsigned one-paragraph decision that he 1000% would have gone the other way on if the parties were switched. Pretending you are principled must be EXHAUSTING.

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Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 14/09/2026

It is weird that media companies keep pretending that "Tilly Norwood" is an entity that exists.

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Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 14/09/2026

crosses "you will gain deep respect for macklemore" off my 2026 cursed bingo card

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Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 11/09/2026

mayor madmani, u ruined 9/11 day for all those who celebrate

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Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 11/09/2026

Everyone behind him is clapping because that's like two weeks worth of lip filler

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Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 11/09/2026

My son asked me yesterday if I was going to ask @jennieberney.bsky.social to be my Kirkentine for the Kirkaversary.

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Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 10/09/2026

if elon musk is bad, how does he have more hit points than everyone else

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Sarah O @erniebufflo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

At the last Presbyterian General Assembly, we voted to affirm a *right* to gender-affirming care. The PCUSA loves, affirms, includes, and ordains trans people. Trans people belong and trans kids deserve to play sports with their friends.

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Sarah O @erniebufflo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I made a resolution to care way less about elections in states where I do not reside and cannot vote, but since I've hyped Talarico as a Presbyterian, I gotta say it really fucking sucks to see him capitulate to the bigots on that issue. Just a massive disappointment.

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Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 10/09/2026

Democrats have a huge opportunity to promise voters that they will give every U.S. adult $5000.01 if they win the midterms

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Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 10/09/2026

This photo is from Trump's dumb fake convention, and I just have to say that "HEALTH INSURANCE TRANSPARENCY" is such a terrible slogan that you'd think it was written by Democrats.

Two dumb old white people at Trump's dumb fake convention, one of whom is holding a dumb sign reading "HEALTH INSURANCE TRANSPARENCY"

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Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 09/09/2026

It's actually better/more effective to take a strong stand defending vulnerable communities than to try to triangulate with this embarrassing wishy washy bullshit. JUST SAY YOU USE SHE/HER AND YOU RESPECT PEOPLE'S CHOICES ABOUT WHO THEY ARE. IF THEY ASK ABOUT SPORTS MAKE A TIED-FOR-5TH-PLACE JOKE.

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Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 09/09/2026

The reason hospitals and universities and media companies keep knuckling under like this is that cowardice is an extremely valuable trait in people who want to become managers.

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Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 09/09/2026

The reason hospitals and universities and media companies keep knuckling under like this is that cowardice is an extremely valuable trait in people who want to become managers.

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Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 08/09/2026

What if the richest man in the world posted racist propaganda daily and no one cared

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