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Tout passe, tout lasse, tout casse. Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. Every joke is a tiny revolution. God keep me from ever completing anything.... Oh, Time, Strength, Cash, and Patience!

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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If I was horror Marktech I'd just change it to happy kittens Marktech for the duration
Poster for BAY AREA DEATHFEST 2 in which all the band names are in various spiky deathmetally fonts except for Party Cannon who are in a cheery colourful kids font
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The cover of Robert Ludlum's novel The #RANDOM_NAME #RANDOM_NOUN, with STILTON INSURANCE bunged on it
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a GIF
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I respect our British culture. DO YOU?
Iconic photo of New Year's Eve round the back of the Arndale in that Manchester
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A Ladybird book from 1969: 'How it works' THE HOVERCRAFT
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bluesky / Twitter
Ralph Fiennes in The Grand Budapest Hotel Ralph Fiennes in Coriolanus
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Day 85 of the BBC's rolling news coverage of the biggest issue facing this country:
BBC headline:

Key takeaways from BBC interview as Earl Spencer defends claims about King
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That's in the movie, and the script is on the internet archive: archive.org/details/batm...
Part of page 79 of the Batman Movie script from archive.org Page 80 of the Batman Movie script from archive.org Part of page 81 of the Batman Movie script from archive.org
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This tweet is nearly ten years old
Tweet by @BronzeHammer from 1st October 2016

Well, I'd like to see ol Donny Trump wriggle his way out of THIS jam! 
*Trump wriggles his way out of the jam
easily* 
Ah! Well. Nevertheless,
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh, lovely! He reminds me of the neighbour's cat Edie, who would come over to my garden and pose for me.
A floofy black and white cat sitting on the arm of a garden bench. Her name is Edie.
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's probably wrong of me to laugh, but I laughed
A tweet:
stop having opinions about it in my mentions l just said I think we should ignore them 2/2
9:37 AM . Sep 16, 2026 A response:
Agreed! For this to be headline news on BBC is ridiculous!
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh, man, he's got @shakespeare.lol on his case now
Timeline neighbours:

Asha Rangappa @asharangapp... 1m
- WHS @laseitz.bsky.social Should have been a follow up. "Prior to this change, how many people who were required to engage in bestiality against their will were denied a position at the FBI because of that required engagement?"
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William Shakespeare @shakespe.. 50s Heavens keep him from these beasts!
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAohgodwe'refuckedaren'tweHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BBC headline:

○ LIVE Trump criticises AI boss who called for slowdown and says only guardrail needed is a 'smart president'
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh, lord, he did Alan Garner's "Elidor", and they were about the most extraordinary illustrations I'd ever seen -
A unicorn in north Manchester: from Alan Garner's "Elidor", illustrated by Charles Keeping
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Going through ancient t-shirts. Ronevber.
A black tshirt decorated with a 3x3 grid of cassettes in a variety of colours. The bottom centre one has a long loop of tape coming out, spelling an attempt at a cursive "Remember"
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I thought I'd take a look around the site to check this, and found this at the top of the homepage:
A clip of Tesla's US homepage, showing an offer of 1.49%APR on the Model Y
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The minimalist composer John Adams got unlucky *twice*, with his piece "Short Ride In A Fast Machine":
From the Wikipedia entry for John Adams' piece "Short Ride In A Fast Machine":
The work was performed at the BBC Proms in 2004 2014 and 2019.

Scheduled performances at the Last Niaht of the Proms were cancelled twice: in 1997 after the death of Princess Diana, and in 2001 after the September 11 attacks.
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I look forward to him learning a little about touring, in particular the bit about aiming to turn up at the venue at the same time as the audience.
Clip from a BBC report on the Colin Sutton tour:
Defending his decision, Sutton said "I spoke to the people around me and we decided that it wouldn't impinge.
He continued: "The logistics of each evening are that I turn up at about 7pm, I go on stage at 7.30pm and I'm clear by 10pm.
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This was in my head so it had to come out
Sir Robert Mark, convinced that Goodyear tyres will lead to the extinction of humanity in ten years
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Iiiiiiincoming...
A two-minute edit of a @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social tweet:

"Can I just shock you? I'm actually very right-wing."

The original image of Amol Rajan has been replaced by Marina Hyde.
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
One for the kids here
Sir Robert Mark, convinced that Goodyear tyres will lead to the extinction of humanity in ten years
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
There are tons of genuine Churchill quotes she could have used. "My education was interrupted only by my schooling", for one.
Katharine Birbalsingh pictured with the non-Churchill quote "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it's the courage that counts".
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just remembered, this reminds me of @kenwhite.bsky.social 's description of Tucker Carlson always looking like a labrador watching you put a shelf up
Tucker Carlson looking a bit bemused
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Cato. Cato the Younger.
Bert Kwouk as Cato in one of the Pink Panther films Bert Kwouk in college. I make no apology for this.
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are coming to rescue you.
The principal cast of The Sopranos.
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Non-noir here -
Fred Macmurray, Humphrey Bogart and  ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶g̶u̶y̶ Robert Francis in The Caine Mutiny
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Overly Attached Girlfriend meme. One for the kids there.
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Output of Eliza, the chatbot [as nobody called it at the time] from the 1960s
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
She knows.
Close-up on a background woman from a shirt advertisement
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Oh, happy birthday, George!
A four-panel Krazy Kat cartoon by George Herriman.
Krazy: Does a fire fly keep hot all the time - "Ignatz"?
Ignatz: No.
Krazy: Is a "honey-bee" sweet?
Ignatz: No.
Krazy: Daw-Gann!! What is what it's called any way?
Ignatz: I know of one.
Ignatz [throwing a brick at Krazy] A Krazy-Kat that's krazy -
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Hmmm... Amazon reviews seem to be on the fence, but it's only £1.85 on Kindle...
Summary of Amazon reviews of Jung's book on flying saucers:
Customers say
Customers find the book's content hiahlv recommended, with one noting it's one of Jung's most cohesive works. However, the readability receives negative feedback, with several customers describing it as unreadable.
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Best in the world, baby
Fictional lawyer Saul Goodman wearing his University of American Samoa Law School sweatshirt
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Boris Johnson wrote this while a backbencher, and though it probably wouldn't stand comparison with Belloc it might make a nice candidate for inclusion. (One reviewer described it as "Boris at his best"; they may well be right.)
A book cover:
Illustrated and written by Boris Johnson
The Perils of the Pushy Parents
A Cautionary Tale
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Ah, yeah, woke up to this 👇 and immediately wondered (a) what have I said *now*, and (b) have the Americans found it
BlueSky notification icon with 30+ alerts
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Allister Heath's real opinions are bad enough; there's no need for you to make them up, and faking a headline just risks spreading misinformation.
2023 headline to an Allister Heath article: "London's revolt against the Ulez scam is set to shatter politics as we know it"
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Actually, now I come to think of it
AOL Internet CD, doubtless off some magazine cover
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Gosh, this. I listened to it again not long ago. I was a huge fan of JEG when I bought it; not so much now, though the big choruses hold up pretty well.
Record sleeve for John Eliot Gardiner's recording of the Mozart C minor mass, with Sylvia McNair, Diana Montague, Anthony Rolfe Johnson, Cornelius Hauptmann and the Monteverdi Choir and the English Baroque Socialists
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Two marges on the go #NightmareScenario
John Shuttleworth in concert
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Bart in the classroom, but he's saying "Do your own research"
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I just made the mistake of looking at the Which review. 1- they don't like it 2-
Excerpt from a Which magazine article on toasters

How much toast do vou need to make at a time? If you have many mouths to feed at breakfast, vou might need a larger four-slice toaster.Side-eye meme
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Absolutely. If changing the route had caused any significant expense or delay, it would have been reported, so no harm done. My immediate reaction to the protests was yours. But then, do we happily sweep away all the sentimental children's fiction sites? Or just the recent ones?
Map showing the location of Pooh Sticks Bridge
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I had to clear the spare room for my brother's stay, with occasionally unsettling results
A view down a corridor to a closed door (it's the living room, which probably due to conversion from two rooms has two doors), in front of which is a dressmaker's dummy on a stand
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Nathan Pyle Cartoon: two birds sitting comfortably in armchairs. 
"Do you think the owl is a predator?"
"Of course not. He's never bothered me."
"Exactly."
... 
"No idea what Mr Mouse was going on about."
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
She taught me the meaning of heartbreak 😢
The squirrel off of Disney's The Sword In The Stone, which isn't actually that bad as an adaptation of the T.H.White original, getting a lot of the charm but less of the overarching themes of education for the humane exercise of power
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Do love a happy ending, me. I can't wait to see how they wrap this up!
The TV series "The Americans", with the final season selected
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Oh, honey...
From The Grauniad:

The hill I will die on: Radio4's Today programme has become really annoying since I left 
John Humphrys
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I
It's the "It's been eighty-four years" meme but with the words "I understood that reference"
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
If anyone's motivated to scroll eight pages down in the BBC report -
From https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/ce345l6kg6ro

If approval is granted, Fifa says Thrive Eternal is expected to lead the proposed investor group for FFE.

Thrive is an American venture capital firm founded by Joshua Kushner - the brother of US President Donald Trump's son-in-law Jared.
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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If you see this we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using with no explanation.
An out-of-focus screen with the words

Cities are in ruins
The people flee with nothing

A corner of an in-focus screen is in the foreground
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