Mark D @markjd84.bsky.social · 04/10/2026There must be a dental hygienist somewhere named Jean Hi jean 🖐️ 000
Reposted by Mark DRude Law Dog @esghound.com · 04/10/2026this is 90% of the problem with AI messaging. a bunch of computer touchers were told they were the smartest boys and were compensated in a manner that reflected it. then a huge part of their job was replaced by a beep boop robot (because programming *is* 1s and 0s via language) and they went insane 1348063
Reposted by Mark DJess Nevins @jessnevins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026When I become god-emperor one of my first official decrees will be that anyone who worked for Trump, was a part of any of his administrations, enabled him officially or unofficially, or simply voted for him will be legally forbidden from buying or eating cheese. This may seem cruel, but it is. 97211
Reposted by Mark DPeter du Toit @peterdutoit.com · 03/10/2026The world at ~1.5°C above preindustrial. Fossil fuel usage continues unabated, pushing more greenhouse gas pollution into the atmosphere, so heating will continue. We are *firmly* on track to pass 2°C We are *absolutely* not prepared for the associated climate chaos. 116788
Reposted by Mark DStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 28/07/2026 1500115
Reposted by Mark DStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 01/08/2026 211921
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Reposted by Mark DStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 08/08/2026 135992
Reposted by Mark DStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/08/2026 124941
Reposted by Mark Dthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"We believe AI might be self-conscious." "Well then you should stop making it do unpaid labor." "No. We also believe it could destroy the world." "Well then you should stop building it!" "Again, no." 114724
Reposted by Mark Dcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 02/10/2026well officer, my bin labeled "NOT MY DRUGS" has you asking a lot of questions already answered by the bin 411831162
Reposted by Mark Dphil @philjamesson.com · 30/09/2026as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery 385619669
Reposted by Mark DStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 30/09/20262370/XXXXX <------ final day, still under 25% of XXXXX. Help me thrive and survive. 11016
Reposted by Mark DOliver Blanthorn @bovine3dom.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026sudgy.itch.io/akimbo-express i hear some of you like hyper-realistic train simulatorssudgy.itch.ioAkimbo Express by SudgyA Choot-'em-up 124
Reposted by Mark DErin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Person: Here is as much money as a brand new model T automobile cost in 1910 Phone salesperson handing over your brand new phone: You don't even get a plug lol Person: There's not even a user manual in this box lol Phone salesperson, loading a shotgun: You have to the count of 5 Person: Thanks! 712924
Reposted by Mark DJohn Gallagher @earlymodernjohn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My fourth consecutive bedtime reading a book called Goodnight, Goodnight, Construction Site and I think I'm just about ready to come out against child literacy. I'm going to become the reverse Dolly Parton and devote my fortune to taking books away from children. 201137
Mark D @markjd84.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Wonder if there'd be any possibility of charging drivers both for offences committed with their true VRM but also those detected historically against the 'ghosted' version ('W4 NKR' and ' 4 KR'...to take a random example....) 000
Mark D @markjd84.bsky.social · 28/09/20262000 'ghost plates' a day in the M25 area alone. Why are the police not just throwing the book at these people? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukThousands of illegal ghost plates on cars revealed by new camerasIllegal registration plates are far too easy to get hold of and are putting the public at risk, BBC is told. 120
Reposted by Mark DD.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚 @dnschmidt.com · 27/09/2026Doctor Doom, Doctor Octopus, Doctor Light... Comics need more super villains who only have a bachelor's and were lucky to get it. Mr. Vile with his B.A. in Evil and a minor in Treachery Studies. 7379
Reposted by Mark DPaul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Personally, I’d rather have healthy kids than mollycoddled millionaires 4223486657
Reposted by Mark DStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 31/08/2026That explains a lot. 214412
Mark D @markjd84.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I see my own views of Venti Caramel Lattes vs 3rd wave long blacks as my snobbishness and hence mostly personal preference, i try not to judge But having tried it several times, I'm increasingly coming to the conclusion that what UK Starbucks serves for £5 a cup can't reasonably be called 'coffee' 000
Reposted by Mark DDreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Open casket funeral? I don’t even want people looking at me when I’m alive 4415118
Reposted by Mark DKatie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility 5776502128
Reposted by Mark DoptiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Folks, we're terribly sorry to announce that there was a LinkedIn spill that broke containment and leeched into Bluesky. While the spill is being handled, we ask that you refrain from discussions about synergy, hustle, paradigm shifts, and praise for grind culture. Thank you for your cooperation. 361510278
Reposted by Mark DMarie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 25/09/2026as discussed previously ad nauseam I will always support a chaotic local business against a seamless chain but tonight my local pub had "run out of white wine" before even 6pm and like that's just you can't have that as a pub, on a Friday night, how did this even happen 423696
Mark D @markjd84.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Wow yeh just looked up the list price of a new id5static.klipy.comKramer's Iconic Surprised ReactionAlt: Kramer's Iconic Surprised Reaction 100
Mark D @markjd84.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'm not especially up on how PCP/financing works, preferring to buy as small as poss and always 2nd hand, but that sounds...fairly cheap? The first 5 years of the cars life wd be £14k ish plus electric 100
Reposted by Mark DJohn Bull @garius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026will say it again: the most effective way to curb far right agitators like Lowe, "Tommo" et. al. would be to stop their ability to earn money for it from social media or live streaming. So much of it is grifting for revenue, not attention. 211134388
Mark D @markjd84.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It's a five line JS script with an app attached, how in the hell did they lose £12m lolll 030
Reposted by Mark DHELLGORITHM @hellgorithm.website · 12/09/2026Charge Altman and/or Amodei with violating the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act. Bring the hammer down like we did on poor Aaron Swartz. Then we’ll see if their products continue to “break containment”. 284
Reposted by Mark Ddr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026we have control mechanisms for this. it's called The Law. these guys should be held personally liable for these harms. the suicides, the thefts, the intrusions into computer systems. they should be sued and prosecuted as appropriate. problem immediately solved 12771131698
Reposted by Mark DJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking 310235
Reposted by Mark Dlos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Cars should have lights we can turn on to let people know we have to pee 1217652
Reposted by Mark DMark D @markjd84.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Burnham should totally do something supporting EVs for key workers, if everyone's concerned about affordability The average driver would save ~£750/year in an EV by my calcs Obviously lack of driveways is an issue for some, but there's so many opportunities 261
Mark D @markjd84.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Most of Nottingham's drivers can't seem to do half that without looking at their phone 🙃 010
Mark D @markjd84.bsky.social · 24/09/2026with driveways. The UK also needs a big rollout of on-street charging, or better yet, ebikes, but those are another story... 000
Mark D @markjd84.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Yeh i was assuming 6-7p a mile because last time I checked the overnight/EV elec tariffs are poor value for shorter distance drivers - Octopus or whoever will just rip you off on your standing charge And a home EV charger is £600-£1200, so not nothing But either way, big savings for those [...] 200
Mark D @markjd84.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"are you ok hun? you've barely touched your green chocolate FrankenLincoln..." 000
Reposted by Mark DCarbon Brief @carbonbrief.org · 24/09/2026NEW – Analysis: EVs are now nine times cheaper than petrol or diesel to drive in the UK ✍️ Written by @mollylempriere.carbonbrief.org 📊 Data analysis by Ho Woo Nam Read here: buff.ly/VpxOLE5 513966
Mark D @markjd84.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Burnham should totally do something supporting EVs for key workers, if everyone's concerned about affordability The average driver would save ~£750/year in an EV by my calcs Obviously lack of driveways is an issue for some, but there's so many opportunities 261