Reposted by Mark GessnerDigital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 08/10/2026A man dug a tiny waterhole in the Brazilian rainforest, then set up a camera to see who would show up for a drink 1174811965
Reposted by Mark GessnerKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I want Kristen Welker to solemnly read one of the "my man" threads to Jamie Raskin and ask him to denounce them one by one. "Regarding presidential aide Stephen Miller, do you agree that, and I quote, 'my man looks like Mr. Potato Head in a cancer ward'? Yes or no, sir?" 281233106
Mark Gessner @markgessner.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I feel like this is a verrrrry @raxkingisdead.bsky.social coded skeet and I love it even more because of that. 010
Reposted by Mark Gessneramy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 23/08/2026we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles 35136342123
Reposted by Mark GessnerSecret Agent Number Six @designationsix.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I think he is a goat fucker. 1034695
Reposted by Mark GessnerContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Hilarious Cat 😸 Photobombs 543284458
Mark Gessner @markgessner.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I had the dream again: If I get to 100 straight Wordles solved it will happen. My streak is at 23 right now. That means it would happen kind of close to the midterms. Can you imagine. CAN. YOU. IMAGINE. 000
Mark Gessner @markgessner.bsky.social · 23/07/2026When he is finally, at long goddamn last, out of public life one of the things I will miss the least is his stupid fucking hair. 000
Mark Gessner @markgessner.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I am so stoked Spain won. I love that our leaking garbage bag of a president got booed. And I will miss the awesome games, underdog stories, and the fun videos of foreign fans trying American foods for the first time and loving them. And learning that most Americans don't suck.🙂 003
Reposted by Mark Gessnersirosenbaum.bsky.social @sirosenbaum.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Amazing that this man can perfectly execute both of the Great New York Expressions - Italian AND Jewish 7895141276
Reposted by Mark GessnerM Dv-us @drdvus.bsky.social · 14/07/2026If you didn’t see a book immediately, that’s why we are friends 1752575339
Mark Gessner @markgessner.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I'm not a conspiracy person generally. But juuuust after a recently deceased Senator spearheaded Russian sanctions and just after he returned from Ukraine (quite near Russia) he succumbed to a "brief and sudden illness." 000
Mark Gessner @markgessner.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I have never rooted so hard for someone to fall down the steps of a plane. 000
Reposted by Mark GessnerContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 07/07/2026What are the chances! 339134181376
Reposted by Mark GessnerJason Rabinowitz @airlineflyer.net · 05/07/2026A $3 @mta.info subway fare and some good Q train timing can buy you one hell of a view of the July 4th fireworks and the Brooklyn Bridge light show! Huge shoutout to the train operator for slow rolling over the Manhattan Bridge and the conductor for announcing it. 265207493774
Reposted by Mark GessnerPrisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 14/06/2026It's possible to derive joy from other people's joy. 504535920
Reposted by Mark GessnerThe Screaming Butt Naked Patriot @buttnakedpatriot.bsky.social · 04/06/2026 239054
Reposted by Mark GessnerMassimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Juvenile kestrels surprised by a butterfly. Original post 21380071513
Reposted by Mark GessnerMollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I’m so stupid I read this and was like “Borneo is a great name for a tufted Pygmy squirrel” 251270123
Reposted by Mark Gessnerjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/04/2026"[Ben] Shapiro is an intellectual imposter of the grandest sense. What a waste of mind and life."notesfromthecircus.comThe Most Articulate ApologistA Crisis Dispatch 1072027234
Reposted by Mark Gessnermagpie TRICKS @magpie.tips · 21/04/2026They're just little guys. You can look at them for free and you can look at them up close if you pay for Bird Premium (binoculars or camera). They're just doing behaviors. They will never email you. 221246188
Reposted by Mark GessnerAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20/04/2026we've noticed and i'm glad he's getting help 313101171834
Reposted by Mark Gessner🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 13/04/2026I hate hating someone this much. For fuck’s sakes. I’m tired of my life revolving around how much of this guy I can avoid in a day. It’s honestly why I’m not on social media much these days. I just fucking hate him. 3585854
Reposted by Mark GessnerSpencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 13/04/2026ME: I need to insert a footnote MICROSOFT WORD: *spitting blood* fuck you, fuck your mother and fuck your footnote 462266238
Reposted by Mark GessnerSenta M Moses @sentammoses.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Grab a morning coffee at your favorite spot, then get your tix to see our film, #apeculiarmorning at the Phoenix Film Festival! We screen this Thurs at 12:10pm, Sat, April 18 at 1:35pm and Sun, April 19 at 11:15am as part of the Smorgasbord Showcase. ❤️ Here's the link: www.phoenixfilmfestival.com 051
Reposted by Mark GessnerSenta M Moses @sentammoses.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Find a way out of bed and grab tickets to the premiere of our film, "A Peculiar Morning", in Allentown, PA this Saturday at 6p as part of the "Better Together" shorts program. 🥰 Tickets can be purchased here: www.eventbrite.com/e/better-tog... 093
Mark Gessner @markgessner.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Dude this could have been a DM. There's no need for this. 000
Mark Gessner @markgessner.bsky.social · 03/04/2026It doesn't even have to be romantic. I just want to live my life in such a way that people react like this even occasionally to crossing my path. 000
Reposted by Mark GessnerJen Taub @jentaub.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Nope Nope #NoKings #Michigan 8176051087
Reposted by Mark GessnerMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Well done. #NoKings 387376496937
Reposted by Mark GessnerNick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Official statement re: Dan Bongino 864134995
Reposted by Mark GessnerWill Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again 56202064812
Mark Gessner @markgessner.bsky.social · 22/03/2026I dropped my son at JFK two full hours before boarding. The ONLY reason he made his flight (barely) was because when several grown men near him in the security line started pushing and shoving they crashed into him and knocked him into the front of a different line and lady let him go ahead of her. 000
Reposted by Mark GessnerJill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 22/03/2026i mean making ICE agents spend the day at Newark isn't ENOUGH punishment, but i guess it's a start 610114
![Tweet from Joe West (@joejwest):
[jail]
ME: I want my phone call
COP: Ok. Make it count
ME: [dials payphone]
[cop's mobile rings]
COP: Hello?
ME: Please let me go](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreie74moyfpvxhixymkwfsbnaobvrnob2gr5feh2nka5hxjnsgxyjpq)