M Dv-us @drdvus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A husband comes home from church, walks straight over to his wife, picks her up, and lifts her in the air. She smiles, "Awww! Church made you romantic! What did the pastor preach about?" He says, "He told us to go home and lift our problems up to God." Then things went da k 211
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