Reposted by Mark GessnerDigital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 08/10/2026A man dug a tiny waterhole in the Brazilian rainforest, then set up a camera to see who would show up for a drink 1174843966
Reposted by Mark GessnerKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I want Kristen Welker to solemnly read one of the "my man" threads to Jamie Raskin and ask him to denounce them one by one. "Regarding presidential aide Stephen Miller, do you agree that, and I quote, 'my man looks like Mr. Potato Head in a cancer ward'? Yes or no, sir?" 281233106
Mark Gessner @markgessner.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I feel like this is a verrrrry @raxkingisdead.bsky.social coded skeet and I love it even more because of that. 010
Reposted by Mark Gessneramy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 23/08/2026we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles 35136342123
Reposted by Mark GessnerSecret Agent Number Six @designationsix.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I think he is a goat fucker. 1034695
Reposted by Mark GessnerContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Hilarious Cat 😸 Photobombs 543284458
Mark Gessner @markgessner.bsky.social · 05/08/2026This helmet is for easily getting away after bank robberies but the money is for helping people. And some bad detective in a bad suit sees this picture and slumps into a bad desk chair and looks at his bad partner (also bad suit, chair) and says: "Goddamn it. She's back." 010
Mark Gessner @markgessner.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I had the dream again: If I get to 100 straight Wordles solved it will happen. My streak is at 23 right now. That means it would happen kind of close to the midterms. Can you imagine. CAN. YOU. IMAGINE. 000
Mark Gessner @markgessner.bsky.social · 02/08/2026That weird video, man... I thought "Dr. Jack could dissect the hell out of this" 010
Mark Gessner @markgessner.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I sure do. For me meditating on grief in even a general way can be a keyhole into a whole ass character. Non-actor people occasionally ask "how do you cry on cue." I'm like "I just stop trying not to." 🤣 I hear you on the Big Feels™️ of it all though. 010
Mark Gessner @markgessner.bsky.social · 02/08/2026static.klipy.comRick And Morty: Morty Says 'I'm In'ALT: Rick And Morty: Morty Says 'I'm In' 020
Mark Gessner @markgessner.bsky.social · 02/08/2026How much of your work as a poet comes from you sitting with grief? If that's okay to ask. 110
Mark Gessner @markgessner.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I get this. April is my month for this. I dread it every year. But I am glad to remember them too. Grief is something I don't believe I'll every figure out, honestly. There's no gravity with it. It just...does what it wants in my experience. And to my experience I suppose. 110
Mark Gessner @markgessner.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Chances this would be fun (irrespective of what you said to the contrary): 100000% 000
Mark Gessner @markgessner.bsky.social · 23/07/2026When he is finally, at long goddamn last, out of public life one of the things I will miss the least is his stupid fucking hair. 000
Mark Gessner @markgessner.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Chances that you love this book: 1,000,000%. I don't know you of course but I said what I said. 1,000,000%. 010
Mark Gessner @markgessner.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I am so stoked Spain won. I love that our leaking garbage bag of a president got booed. And I will miss the awesome games, underdog stories, and the fun videos of foreign fans trying American foods for the first time and loving them. And learning that most Americans don't suck.🙂 003
Reposted by Mark Gessnersirosenbaum.bsky.social @sirosenbaum.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Amazing that this man can perfectly execute both of the Great New York Expressions - Italian AND Jewish 7895141276
Reposted by Mark GessnerM Dv-us @drdvus.bsky.social · 14/07/2026If you didn’t see a book immediately, that’s why we are friends 1752575339
Mark Gessner @markgessner.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I'm not a conspiracy person generally. But juuuust after a recently deceased Senator spearheaded Russian sanctions and just after he returned from Ukraine (quite near Russia) he succumbed to a "brief and sudden illness." 000
Mark Gessner @markgessner.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I have never rooted so hard for someone to fall down the steps of a plane. 000
Mark Gessner @markgessner.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Oh gross you're right. He's so going to do this.🤮 010
Reposted by Mark GessnerContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 07/07/2026What are the chances! 339134181376
Reposted by Mark GessnerJason Rabinowitz @airlineflyer.net · 05/07/2026A $3 @mta.info subway fare and some good Q train timing can buy you one hell of a view of the July 4th fireworks and the Brooklyn Bridge light show! Huge shoutout to the train operator for slow rolling over the Manhattan Bridge and the conductor for announcing it. 265207493774
Mark Gessner @markgessner.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I'm guessing that's because she's so so so good? 110
Reposted by Mark GessnerPrisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 14/06/2026It's possible to derive joy from other people's joy. 504535920
Reposted by Mark GessnerThe Screaming Butt Naked Patriot @buttnakedpatriot.bsky.social · 04/06/2026 239054
Reposted by Mark GessnerMassimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Juvenile kestrels surprised by a butterfly. Original post 21380071513
Mark Gessner @markgessner.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Very huge. Also may take this moment to recommend Pragmata. 000
Mark Gessner @markgessner.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Oh hell yes. This is a the good stuff. If someone had asked you pre-covid "Are you grateful for your job and do you savor each step of it?" you/I/most of the folks I know would have said yes and meant it. But now we REALLY know about gratitude and presence and all the rest. Rooting for you, man! 120
Reposted by Mark GessnerMollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I’m so stupid I read this and was like “Borneo is a great name for a tufted Pygmy squirrel” 251270123
