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Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 21/09/2026
Next up for Gove he joins Celebrity Hunted and no-one looks for him.
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's very easy to wear a suit and tie in any major city, even if the aesthetic has mostly disappeared from daily life, because there are people outside wearing pink tutus with Army boots. As usual, your liberation is connected to other people's liberation.
Bobby Mars on Twitter writes: "If you wear a collared shirt and nice shoes out to the bar in the rust belt, multiple people will ask you if you just came from a wedding. Aesthetic standards for men’s attire are horrendously low"
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Jimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I know exactly why, poindexter. It’s because it looks cool as fuck
This 11,000-Year-Old Statue from Turkey Shows a Man Riding a Leopard.
Archaeologists Aren't Sure
Why
The strange sculpture reverses a recurring Stone Age motif of humans confronting dangerous predators.
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Have some Goats.😍
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
My Dad got a liver transplant around 20 years ago that saved his life!!! I’m so glad it’s now an opt-out service but please tell your loved ones and next of kin that you wish to be an organ donor xxx
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 05/08/2026
Finally
Screenshot of Kermit the Frog in a tuxedo, from a Muppets Christmas special
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Lewis Baston @lewisbaston.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Messi is like the soft-spoken gang boss who says things like, “While I personally abhor violence, some of my associates may be less fastidious.”
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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
How surprising that this multimillionaire, multi-home owning, MAGA-Putin-crypto-and-fossil-fuel-loving, employment-and-human-rights-hating, rule-dodging, grifting, hypocritical, racist, lying, brexity, corrupt, far-right, moaning, misogynistic “man-of-the-people” has turned out to be so unpopular.
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Hooligan Centrist @lemmingofthebda.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
He should follow Farage around with £5m in a suitcase and attempt to donate it to him
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Ciaran @ciaranmcgurdy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
"And that's why I've today decided to dress as the greatest warrior of them all: Liberace"
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Richard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Congratulations to Andy Burnham for winning The Masked Singer.
Andy  Burnham with Count Binface and fox candidates
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xantar.bsky.social @xantar.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Had to rewind. This is so funny
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Michael Savage @michaelsavage.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
So this is the BBC’s neat way to watch overnight World Cup highlights with no spoilers… bbc.co.uk/nospoilers This will take you to a World Cup highlights page on BBC iPlayer, which will have highlights for every match without telling you who has won.
bbc.co.uk
World Cup Highlights - BBC iPlayer
Watch TV programmes from the World Cup Highlights collection on BBC iPlayer.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Happy Pride Month. If you're a gay man, please remember your power. People often think that gay men are innately fashionable, which means if you wear some stupid shit for long enough, straight people, including homophobes, will copy you and then you can laugh at them.
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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Throwback to when a TV station in Iceland accidentally aired an episode of Teletubbies with subtitles from the Sopranos 👌🏼
Picture of a TV screen with teletubbies going to bed with the subtitles: I know you were high during my mother-in-laws wake
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Loved Supergrass in their heyday
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Pubs and clubs should hand out party bags at the end of the night. No one's going to be starting fights when they've been given a slice of cake, a balloon and a toy for the way home.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
unfortunately, kim il sung's clothes hang a lot better
There are two photos. On the left, there's an image of the newly unveiled Donald Trump bronze statue covered in gold leaf. On the right, there's a bronze statue of North Korea leader Kim Il Sung. Both are wearing tailored outfits, but Trump's outfit is very wrinkly while Sung's clothes hang cleanly.
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ianVisits @ianvisits.co.uk · 08/05/2026
Commiserations to Sir David Attenborough on his 100th birthday, as he is now too old to be allowed to play with LEGO.
A lego box showing age range 4-99
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Duncan Weldon @duncanweldon.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
A guess a lot people will be spending a lot of today checking some slowly changing numbers on a BBC webpage. If you enjoy that sort of thing and want it to be a more than annual occurrence - can I recommend getting into county cricket?
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Pierre Bourdieu once argued that the question of whether something is art isn't answered by the artist's intention or even the object itself. Instead, the quality of being "art" is conferred by a community — curators, dealers, auction houses, audiences, etc. 🧵
Someone on Threads writes: "The Met Gala feels like real dystopian shit.

People can’t afford groceries or gas. But we’re going to celebrate this event which is nothing more than wealth porn."
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
That's the west coast mainline for you
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Road race: pope mobile vs golf cart, each driver is allowed one gun, no reloads
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mariahthewhimsical.bsky.social @mariahthewhimsical.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Eating chocolate in honour of Lazarus getting resurrection-mogged
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Greenpeace EU @greenpeace.eu · 31/03/2026
this (onion) article is nearly 12 years old "At press time, representatives from the world’s leading economies had signaled that they would continue to heavily rely on fossil fuels until they had something more than an overwhelming scientific consensus to go on."
theonion.com
Scientists Politely Remind World That Clean Energy Technology Ready To Go Whenever
CAMBRIDGE, MA—Stating that they just want to make sure it’s something everyone keeps in mind going forward, an international consortium of scientists gently reminded the world Wednesday that clean ene...
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Petra Michaela @petramichaela.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Nature's way of saying: "Never give up"
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
This is incredibly cool.
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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
there was a young man from cork who got limericks and haikus confused
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Brian Gormley D7 @bgormley.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
My cat sleeps all day and then keeps me awake all night so this gave me a good laugh. Credit - @dagnylill on Instagram
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Sorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Narratively having Ever Given getting stuck in 2021 to set up Hormuz in 2026 is great foreshadowing. You want your audience to understand the basics of international shipping in a lower stakes context so you drop the real plot without a lot of saggy exposition about the minutiae of cargo logistics.
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Adam Smith @adamndsmith.com · 09/03/2026
If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice
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Oliver Bullough @oliverbullough.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I would like to vote for a party that said: "we keep being buffeted by forces outside our control. This is because we've allowed our capabilities to degrade. We're going to build them up again so some moron can't just bankrupt us with a stupid idea. It will take a while but here's the plan".
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Tom Freeman @tomfreeman.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Does FIFA do a prize for economics
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
this photo leaves little to the imagination
A photo of entertainers Little and Large. Large’s face has been blanked out and a question mark placed over it.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
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John Gibbons 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @thinkorswim.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
So, any other news yesterday? Anything important?
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Hector Rodriguez @rocketcheddar.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
When I see a spider on the ceiling
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Kim Wexler's Ponytail 🐝💛🎗 @madisonkittay.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.
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Prof Chris Jackson @seismatters.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
😂
One on left is a black dog and above it the words “Reality”. Below it is “I chased a squirrel” 

One the right is a black dog and above it says “LinkedIn”. Below it says, 

Proud to announce that I effectively executed a rapid-response squirrel displacement strategy to mitigate potential yard intrusions.

Humbled by the unwavering support of my family and local stakeholders.

This experience reinforced the importance of vigilance, ownership, and continuous improvement.

Looking forward to scaling this impact in future engagements.
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
40 year olds the world over, in unison: “IS THAT RICKY MARTIN????”
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Dan Sohege @danielsohege.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I feel bad for the presenters of the BBC Winter Olympics coverage, currently trying to make puffer jackets seem interesting as they grasp for anything to say.
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