Reposted by AustinWelcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Stop and manifest the flowers. 326258
Reposted by AustinDrew Stab-n-port 🔪 @thedavenporter.bsky.social · 21/04/2025The real shame of all this is that the pope would’ve loved the Switch 2 073
Reposted by AustinPop Crave @popcrave.com · 15/04/202514 years ago today, Lady Gaga released “Judas.” 330550
Reposted by Austinthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 14/04/2025it's an especially dark day among dark days so we take our W's where we can and OH NO DISASTER WHAT A BAD IDEA is one 741752
Reposted by Austinsky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Be the scrabbling you want to hear in the walls 15813167
Reposted by AustinAmanda Mannen @mannafesto.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Time to be unable to stop singing this song for a week youtu.be/INPswB2dtDQyoutu.beSick JanYouTube video by Chris Fleming 011
Reposted by AustinSotrue Bestie @cheatlines.co · 02/02/2025Person who's only lived through three era-defining crises before: "getting some era-defining crisis vibes from this" 71813388
Reposted by AustinRocketghoul 🚀🎃😱🐈⬛ @rocketgrrl.bsky.social · 31/03/2025I almost forgot to post this, and it's the perfect day for it. 149268234110
Reposted by AustinThe bloggess (Jenny Lawson) @thebloggess.bsky.social · 31/03/2025thebloggess.com/2025/03/31/h...thebloggess.comHaving a human body is bullshitSo I’ve written before about the fact that I have vasovagal syncope (although I’m not sure I’ve ever used the technical term for it) but it’s basically where I pass out if m… 1617212
Reposted by AustinOut of Touch Thursdays Deluxe!! @ootthursday1.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Sakamoto Thursdays! 27149
Reposted by AustinVoid-BOO!!! GAh!!!! (AKA Jess Voidburger) @voidburger.com · 05/02/2025Musk has already stolen so much from us - Grimes - funny harmless dog meme where it makes a cute face - space travel being cool - electric vehicles being cool - an entire letter of the alphabet being cool - sex itself being cool now he's stealing the government, it's been quite an escalation 737063
Reposted by AustinLaozi Poet Mya🏳️⚧️ @laozipoet.bsky.social · 29/01/2025As an American, I start every morning with a bowl of cornflakes. I'm on that grind-set so I skip lunch and snack on popcorn. Then for dinner I have corn on a cob with a glass of creamed corn and corn corn corn corn corn corn corn 022
Reposted by Austinthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 24/01/2025this cake is super good btw. it has gone by several names over the years and the recipe is very forgiving. give it a try 24704155
Reposted by AustinLaozi Poet Mya🏳️⚧️ @laozipoet.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Remember how in cyberpunk, the old internet had to be walled off cuz it was overrun with ai? I think we're heading straight for that future. 011
Reposted by Austinslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 02/01/2025doctor: we found multiple rounds in your abdomen cookie monster: likely shape to find there 439931
Reposted by AustinNANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller January 01,1946 297304721
Reposted by AustinDolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Phrenologists back in the day were like “skull issue” 61665247
Reposted by AustinSlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 26/12/2024🎶Sleep Like An Egyptian🎶 283245061949
Reposted by AustinDrew Stab-n-port 🔪 @thedavenporter.bsky.social · 24/12/2024"You'll be visited by three spirits." The three spirits: 0163
Reposted by AustinNANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller December 23,1955 534520
Reposted by AustinAV Hiero @avhiero.bsky.social · 23/12/2024To be clear: You're an adult, which means no one can stop you from adding a dollop of peanut butter and a dash of almond extract to store bought instant pudding and putting it in a store bought pie crust. 44141664
Reposted by AustinDeus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 23/12/2024Hey everyone I saw the most important beer ever to exist today 2458345993
Reposted by Austinthe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 10/12/2024[I get home to find a note on the refrigerator that says "I'm leaving and i'm taking the kids"] me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit 234345765
Reposted by Austinslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 06/12/2024optimus prime: did she just wink at me? me: i think she’s turning left 162343359
Reposted by Austinslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 03/12/2024[egg factory] me: six eggs hatched boss: out of how many me (has studied the first rule of egg counting): impossible to know boss: good 81041129
Reposted by AustinAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 01/12/2024stardew valley puts a wizard in your rural farming town and he sometimes does magic but his main thing is he had a messy divorce 173162871658
Reposted by AustinAlice Winterhold @alicewinterhold.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Remember when songs would have a saxophone riff that would echo through the hollows of your soul? We used to be a real country 4988387601
Reposted by AustinBex @wordofgreen.bsky.social · 29/11/2024I respect Luke Combs for covering Fast Car and keeping the checkout girl line instead of changing it like so many male singers afraid of cooties or whatever 82327
Reposted by AustinHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Why do vocal training? 622993277