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Amanda Mannen @mannafesto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Realized I could just rubber band the Lush bubble bar to the faucet so I don't have to stand there holding it, so things are really looking up

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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I was not ready for the name of the guy who invented the thermometer pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...

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Amanda Mannen @mannafesto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Now that I guess we're talking about it, is this a safe space to reveal I hadn't heard "Choosin' Texas" until I looked it up yesterday and it was without exaggeration the worst fucking song I've ever heard in my life

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Amanda Mannen @mannafesto.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

If your phone or computer breaks and you have to get a new one and set it up and log back into everything, you should get the day off work. I actually did have the day off work, but I want an additional day off

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Amanda Mannen @mannafesto.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

One time a colleague from another country claimed Americans don't know how much our coins are worth because another American colleague said he didn't know, so I tweeted at him "Please tell him you were joking, he actually believed you." I thought it would be funny! But in response he blocked me???

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Amanda Mannen @mannafesto.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The answer is always "I'm not here to impress a mentally ill child"

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Amanda Mannen @mannafesto.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

So weird that he has to make it political when he clearly just wants to yell about his favorite ship. It might actually be kind of endearing if he just went off about how she belongs with Gabriel but instead he's like "Why isn't Emily in Paris a tradwife"

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Amanda Mannen @mannafesto.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I said it one time, people. Because why can't I just find out what he said? Why is that so hard? I got led down a rabbit hole against my will and I plead ADHD

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Daniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

My downtown library has little recording studios you can rent out and every once in a while you'll walk past people dropping the worst song you've ever heard in your entire life and I think that's beautiful

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Amanda Mannen @mannafesto.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

A+ bait and switch here, where the headline is "The Good-Man Shortage Has Gotten Exponentially Worse" and the article is "Maybe stop thinking every teacher and grantwriter is trying to scam you, Charlotte" www.thecut.com/article/good...

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Amanda Mannen @mannafesto.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

This is fun actually, thinking of making my own pathologically defensive FAQ. "Is Manna caught up on work? How many lattes has Manna had this week? When was the last time Manna washed her hair?"

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Amanda Mannen @mannafesto.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I love how every member of Slipknot just looks like your best friend's deadbeat college boyfriend without their masks

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Amanda Mannen @mannafesto.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I've been confused but, like, not saying anything because my letter grades have been higher than what it seems like they should be based on my scores, but then my husband's friend told me the Canadian grading system is different. 80+ is an A, 70-79 is a B, etc. It turns out I'm smarter in Canada

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Amanda Mannen @mannafesto.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

My husband is so travel persuadable. He will leap at the opportunity to go literally anywhere. "Let's go to Cincinnati" do you hear yourself

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Amanda Mannen @mannafesto.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

RIP to one of the world's realest stepmoms, who convinced Leonardo DiCaprio not to play Patrick Bateman "because of his young fans" (allegedly)

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Amanda Mannen @mannafesto.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Why am I so much more anxious about everything than I was 20 years ago, especially school? It's so undignified. "If you need me, I'll be lying flat on my back and panicking about this afternoon's midterm," said the 40-year-old woman

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Amanda Mannen @mannafesto.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Dropping all of my boxes of crackers and spices so I can drop my ass because "Walking on Broken Glass" came on at the grocery store

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Amanda Mannen @mannafesto.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

My husband has admitted he didn't like Clue so I'm no longer speaking to him

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Amanda Mannen @mannafesto.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Credit to the interviewer as well, "Hey, sounds like you hated every part of this, wtf were you thinking" is an A+ question

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Amanda Mannen @mannafesto.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I showed my teenager Tom Green's "Bum Bum Song" video and they said "if you ever show me that again I'm hitting you with a Stanley"

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Plognark @plognark.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Y’all gotta see the gigantic disco truck nuts

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Amanda Mannen @mannafesto.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

The story of Sisyphus but it's my husband forever taking out the instantly refilled recycling bin

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Amanda Mannen @mannafesto.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Happy "never again explaining to a government official that I am my child's only legal parent, no I don't have a custody agreement proving that, who would I have it with" day to me (the kid's 18)

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Amanda Mannen @mannafesto.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I accidentally clicked an ad that opened a new tab and immediately presented me with a CAPTCHA, like?? You brought me here against my will, and now you're carding me???

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Mark Hill @mehill.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

My wife just said I can't go around comparing everything to The Remains of the Day. Well, I'll be sure to not show her a thing or two over the coming years.

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Amanda Mannen @mannafesto.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Manfluencers: "you'll never get a girlfriend without a six-pack and a six-figure salary" Women: *froth at the mouth over a dude-shaped basket*

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Amanda Mannen @mannafesto.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

My husband keeps using me as an excuse for why he can't buy something expensive and it's like. Fuck are you talking about? Last year I spent several hundred dollars on leotards and ballet skirts and we both know I did NOT ask your ass

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Amanda Mannen @mannafesto.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Did anyone tell them they can just not explain it? You can just not explain it! If there's no way to make your stupid universe make sense, you can just not explain it

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Amanda Mannen @mannafesto.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Fiona Apple's second album (the one whose title is too long to name). Wouldn't take me a month.

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Amanda Mannen @mannafesto.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Sending gratitude to the universe today for getting me to the grocery store on time to witness stretch pickup truck

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Daniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

This is how I look when I see some of y'alls posts

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Amanda Mannen @mannafesto.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

"Ma'am please stop that" "It's a BAG! It is the LEAST UNEXPECTED ITEM POSSIBLE" "Well shoving it into the receipt dispenser won't help"

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Odysseus 🤝🏿 Steve Harvey if my wife is not taken care of I will literally kill everybody here

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Amanda Mannen @mannafesto.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Hair braiders: $200 Dragon food: $800 Candles: $3,600 Utility: $150 someone who is good at the economy please help them budget this, their kingdom is dying

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Amanda Mannen @mannafesto.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

"You can't say it's important to the story to show how they each approach the problem differently and then expect me not to analyze their approaches! That's having your naked guys and eating them too!" -me potentially triggering divorce proceedings as my husband introduces me to "The Terminator"

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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

'you cant control what the reader thinks' incorrect. many readers show significant attitude improvement after being placed inside the pain colander

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Amanda Mannen @mannafesto.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Live your life in such a way that, when you're in your seventies, women in their thirties will watch your boyfriend from your twenties talking shit about you and be like FIRST OF ALL

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

tax the rich but also make each of them walk down a runway where they get an extra tax if i think their outfit is ugly

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James Poniewozik @poniewozik.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Hello, this is the Department of Television, so sorry to announce that we have invoked the “Hallelujah rule”and will no longer be issuing permits for the soundtrack use of “Dreams” by the Cranberries. Last sanctioned use was Derry Girls, please make alternative arrangements

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Mark Hill @mehill.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Apparently the Legally Blonde prequel series reveals that Elle Woods is not really a Gemini and my wife reacted in the same way people reacted when Poland was invaded

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Amanda Mannen @mannafesto.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Good job, social media, you've made it impossible for anyone in this house to observe that "it's getting kinda hazy"

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Amanda Mannen @mannafesto.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Me whenever I accidentally watch gymnastics

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