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@mapwitch.bsky.social
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“just look at that parking lot, Larry” used to talk about maps a bit but now I mostly speak legalese. rootless cosmopolitan elite (just say jewish, it’s faster), but mostly a movie nerd. from the great lakes but now in the bay. oakland forever.

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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 2h
Can we talk to someone about getting Sliwa on The Traitors? Just an idea
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 14h
This Valkyries game man
Graph of we’re so back, it’s so over
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 14h
I’m about to lose my mind in Ballhalla, something HAPPENED at the end of the third and thank god
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 15h
The scream I let out for George Lucas caused an excessive noise warning on my watch
George Lucas at the Valkyries game
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 17h
16th street BART just awash in Valkyries Lilac
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
brother just filled me in on the Man City stuff and wow, there's never been a better time to get into sports if you love hard-hitting, detailed investigative reporting
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Anne Helen Petersen @annehelen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is *the* piece. Kate Manne, professor of philosophy at Cornell, speaks truth to the totality of failures at the university — and why students protesting the war in Gaza have faced far harsher consequences than any of the Cornell 7: www.thecut.com/article/what...
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What It Feels Like at Cornell Right Now
As a professor at the Ivy League school, Kate Manne has known many, many victims. There’s a palpable feeling on campus, she writes, that this is big.
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
LYNX OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS!??!?!!
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The ending of Big Walk was some of the best game design I’ve ever experienced … what a phenomenal way to hang with friends
Big walk closing credits scene on crouch
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ash s. @housegoblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rumination
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All the guys who joked with me about the Western Mass lesbian bar mask drama and aren’t saying shit about Cornell… we see y’all
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
becomes really easy to sus out men based on how they react to someone dropping a slur, how they handle conflict, if they put women on a pedestal
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is that good?
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jacob Whitehead bringing GREAT cycling coverage to NYT, we love to see it. I spent most of yesterday in complete shock and elation for McNulty, absolutely the best to win UCI
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
California's ballot proposition system is not *only* a rent-seeking venue but it is largely for rent-seeking disguised as unmediated democracy
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
we could solve the western water crisis overnight by simply charging alfalfa farmers market rates for water
Across the basin, alfalfa hay uses more than 5 million acre-feet of Colorado River water — that's 26% of all the water consumed in the basin. One acre-foot roughly equals the annual water use of two or three households.
In the Upper Basin, irrigated agriculture consumes 2.8 million acre-feet, or nearly half the water used by Colorado, New Mexico, Utah, Wyoming, the environment, reservoirs and water exports out of the basin. Cattle-feed crops, like alfalfa, consume 90% of all water used by Upper Basin agriculture.
That means alfalfa uses more water than cities, commercial users and industries across the entire basin:
Collectively, these users consume about 3.5 million acre-feet, or 18%, of the river's water. The Colorado River
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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I will vote, make calls, knock doors, take up arms for whoever destroys the online gambling industry
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Mexican navy ship Cuauhtémoc is in SF right now… waiting for Daniel Lurie to announce “Oceans are now Battlefields”
Mexican navy ship Cuauhtémoc in the SF bay
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
what i'd give for @amandamull.bsky.social to look into those 'exclusive deals/offers' that are ubiquitous now after any digital purchase. why am I getting 6 months free of Uber One or NYT Cooking after buying a movie ticket?
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mel in ballhalla 🏳️‍⚧️🔰♨️ @astruckpersonn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“The Great Society rests on abundance and liberty for all. It demands an end to poverty and racial injustice, to which we are totally committed in our time. But that is just the beginning.” “the Great Society is not a safe harbor, a resting place, a final objective, a finished work…”
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Unfortunately I’ve been going through a lot of bad stuff with my family but fortunately I have hundreds of clips of Celine Dion’s Paris shows to keep me going
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Seething with rage at this funeral home offering to “send a card” with the tackiest, AI generated shit. Oh also I can buy a memorial book of the obituary!!! All this shlock for one of the classiest people I know, Uncle Don z”l
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ahhh yes the final two hour YK pep talk … I always forget this part
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Transplant" is such a weird word to use as a pejorative, like a transplant is literally something from outside that gets brought in because without it the body will die
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I was just about to share and rejoice about going to a Reconstructionist Kol Nidre service as I read about the Belleville synagogue shooting. How dare someone tarnish such a holy day of joy and repentance with something so disgusting and hateful. How dare they.
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
may we all be sealed for love, for showing up, for liberation, for truth + for joy. ♥️ gmar tov
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ah yes, nothing says Yom Kippur quite like googling what your sneakers are made of before service
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There’s nothing quite like watching clips of Celine Dion at her Paris shows… to see her think through her legendary technique to protect her voice and then her surprise, delight, and overwhelm when she pushes herself in part of a song. It’s extraordinary.
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Honor Lynch by eating the same lunch for the rest of your life or make the pilgrimage to Bob’s Big Boy
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
nothing makes me more infuriated than a newspaper (that I pay for!!) wanting to upgrade you to a family plan for the crime of reading the news on multiple devices
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Ryan Moulton @moultano.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
California has the most democratically legitimate dialysis regulation on earth.
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the funny thing about living right near South Berkeley is that going to Berkeley Bowl or yoga does warrant a chance of running into the Yud group or worse- Yarvin
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
60 degrees today and opening/closing my window 1 cm at a time today
30 Rock screenshot:
Jenna Maroney: "Gonna move to the Bay Area now, pretend that was your dream the whole time? Have fun always carrying a light sweater."
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#1 Shoup Fan @oneshoup.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Tokugawa America folks, they’re talking about it more and more. Sakoku, a beautiful word, closed country policy. I have loyal retainers coming up tears in their eyes saying “Shogun, you’ve got to close the borders”. Tokugawa America
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Realizing you’re out of a depressive episode because you can listen to music again
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
A bare bum with music written on it. Someone is pointing at it all 'look! Arse music!'
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“Why does their rush gotta hurry my slow”
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There’s something to say about the national mood that the 250th went by with a whisper, but this has felt like the heaviest 9/11 in a while.
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Abby Chava Stein @abbystein.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
For my calendar nerds: Friday at sunset, we enter the LONGEST possible Jewish year: 385 days! 5786 really was a bad year. So may it really be — תִּכְלֶה שָׁנָה וְקִלְלוֹתֶיהָ, תָּחֵל שָׁנָה וּבִרְכוֹתֶיהָ! May 5786 and its curses end; may 5787 and its blessings begin. The most possible blessings 🥰
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
our family dog not making it through 5786 was not on my bingo card. fuck. give your pets a hug for me.
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Really bad timing to be have arrived at SFO during rush hour and BART equipment failure
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“There’s no seasons in the Bay” <- someone brainwashed by Big Temperate
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Valastrius @valastrius.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Elves and Dwarves arguing over who's better equipped to take on Sauron
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 04/09/2026
I know we're all supposed to be herding onto the anti-data center bandwagon, but man, I worry a *lot* that it's going to overspill its borders & become a more generalized anti-wind & solar, anti-battery, anti-grid-infrastructure, anti-transmission, anti-anything mega-glonzo that leaves us worse off.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 01/09/2026
a remarkably effective life hack: just be nice to people it's incredible how much goodwill people will extend to you if you're pleasant to them
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Catching up on the Kawhi Leonard/Clippers news and hachi machi they’re never getting a draft pick ever again
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is going to make Mendelsohn so furious I can’t wait
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Looked at pictures of the MN State Fair’s produce protest art this year and tearing up … god bless the Evelyn Normielibs
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