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@mapwitch.bsky.social
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“just look at that parking lot, Larry” used to talk about maps a bit but now I mostly speak legalese. rootless cosmopolitan elite (just say jewish, it’s faster), but mostly a movie nerd. from the great lakes but now in the bay. oakland forever.

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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 19h
Begging CA voters to imagine a future where they’re not bragging about a governor NOT vetoing stuff … the bar is so low
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 19h
Living Robert Moses’ nightmare by taking me and my Tommy Bahama beach chair to Ocean Beach via train
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 22h
Can we talk to someone about getting Sliwa on The Traitors? Just an idea
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
WE COULDN’T LOSE, WE HAD THE FORCE ON OUR SIDE (literally thank god we got our act together at the end of the 3rd)
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This Valkyries game man
Graph of we’re so back, it’s so over
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m about to lose my mind in Ballhalla, something HAPPENED at the end of the third and thank god
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The scream I let out for George Lucas caused an excessive noise warning on my watch
George Lucas at the Valkyries game
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There is no words for the power of Ballhalla
Valkyries fans on 78X bus
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
16th street BART just awash in Valkyries Lilac
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
brother just filled me in on the Man City stuff and wow, there's never been a better time to get into sports if you love hard-hitting, detailed investigative reporting
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It also made us set up a weekly event to encourage everyone to join in. I was hearing life updates while walking to solve a puzzle, making new jokes, and getting a satisfactory conclusion that made me cry!
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I finished playing Big Walk last night with friends and I'm convinced getting a whole genre of 'healthy friendslop' games can revolutionize how we socialize online. A game that rewards proximity and collaboration is a revelation.
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my friend has been begging for this in SF, where we have incredible neighborhood libraries and just need a few more tables/chairs without desktops
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Anne Helen Petersen @annehelen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is *the* piece. Kate Manne, professor of philosophy at Cornell, speaks truth to the totality of failures at the university — and why students protesting the war in Gaza have faced far harsher consequences than any of the Cornell 7: www.thecut.com/article/what...
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What It Feels Like at Cornell Right Now
As a professor at the Ivy League school, Kate Manne has known many, many victims. There’s a palpable feeling on campus, she writes, that this is big.
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
LYNX OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS!??!?!!
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The ending of Big Walk was some of the best game design I’ve ever experienced … what a phenomenal way to hang with friends
Big walk closing credits scene on crouch
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ash s. @housegoblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rumination
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All the guys who joked with me about the Western Mass lesbian bar mask drama and aren’t saying shit about Cornell… we see y’all
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I really want to think I've sifted my friends to be all 'good guys' but like ... I'm terrified of ever putting them to the test because I know there's going to be profound disappointment
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
becomes really easy to sus out men based on how they react to someone dropping a slur, how they handle conflict, if they put women on a pedestal
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is that good?
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
absolutely, which is why I refuse to do this :) I am excited to learn how to add darts to some now oversized 'athletic slacks'
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jacob Whitehead bringing GREAT cycling coverage to NYT, we love to see it. I spent most of yesterday in complete shock and elation for McNulty, absolutely the best to win UCI
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
California's ballot proposition system is not *only* a rent-seeking venue but it is largely for rent-seeking disguised as unmediated democracy
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
we could solve the western water crisis overnight by simply charging alfalfa farmers market rates for water
Across the basin, alfalfa hay uses more than 5 million acre-feet of Colorado River water — that's 26% of all the water consumed in the basin. One acre-foot roughly equals the annual water use of two or three households.
In the Upper Basin, irrigated agriculture consumes 2.8 million acre-feet, or nearly half the water used by Colorado, New Mexico, Utah, Wyoming, the environment, reservoirs and water exports out of the basin. Cattle-feed crops, like alfalfa, consume 90% of all water used by Upper Basin agriculture.
That means alfalfa uses more water than cities, commercial users and industries across the entire basin:
Collectively, these users consume about 3.5 million acre-feet, or 18%, of the river's water. The Colorado River
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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I will vote, make calls, knock doors, take up arms for whoever destroys the online gambling industry
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Mexican navy ship Cuauhtémoc is in SF right now… waiting for Daniel Lurie to announce “Oceans are now Battlefields”
Mexican navy ship Cuauhtémoc in the SF bay
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
wow! appreciate the reply. I'm also assuming the offer is also designed to get customers in with a higher offer than a direct customer offer would and then hopefully become a phantom subscriber?
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
what i'd give for @amandamull.bsky.social to look into those 'exclusive deals/offers' that are ubiquitous now after any digital purchase. why am I getting 6 months free of Uber One or NYT Cooking after buying a movie ticket?
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I gasped. Reminds me a tad of the Usonian homes, love the warmth.
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My absolute pleasure (and a deeply selfish need to keep transit funded for my car-free life)
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🫡 absolutely signing up for
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mel in ballhalla 🏳️‍⚧️🔰♨️ @astruckpersonn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“The Great Society rests on abundance and liberty for all. It demands an end to poverty and racial injustice, to which we are totally committed in our time. But that is just the beginning.” “the Great Society is not a safe harbor, a resting place, a final objective, a finished work…”
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
She literally keeps getting better and I have tears every time you can tell she pushes herself a little further. What a miracle.
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Unfortunately I’ve been going through a lot of bad stuff with my family but fortunately I have hundreds of clips of Celine Dion’s Paris shows to keep me going
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's funny you say that, because as someone who went into My Calling no one prepares you for that burnout and that you might be exceedingly happier in a white collar job where you're a cross between a spreadsheet person and fake lawyer
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Seething with rage at this funeral home offering to “send a card” with the tackiest, AI generated shit. Oh also I can buy a memorial book of the obituary!!! All this shlock for one of the classiest people I know, Uncle Don z”l
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“The USA is older than Italy”, absolute classic
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hope you had a meaningful fast.
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ahhh yes the final two hour YK pep talk … I always forget this part
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Transplant" is such a weird word to use as a pejorative, like a transplant is literally something from outside that gets brought in because without it the body will die
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
so much of that piece just made me think of the many teachers in my life and how they just EXCEL at classroom management... if you don't have that, no amount of resources will work
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I was just about to share and rejoice about going to a Reconstructionist Kol Nidre service as I read about the Belleville synagogue shooting. How dare someone tarnish such a holy day of joy and repentance with something so disgusting and hateful. How dare they.
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And to you!
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
may we all be sealed for love, for showing up, for liberation, for truth + for joy. ♥️ gmar tov
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thinking of you ❤️ may her memory be a blessing
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
To those observing, גמר חתימה טובה
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ah yes, nothing says Yom Kippur quite like googling what your sneakers are made of before service
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually
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