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@mapwitch.bsky.social
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“just look at that parking lot, Larry” used to talk about maps a bit but now I mostly speak legalese. rootless cosmopolitan elite (just say jewish, it’s faster), but mostly a movie nerd. from the great lakes but now in the bay. oakland forever.

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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This Valkyries game man
Graph of we’re so back, it’s so over
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The scream I let out for George Lucas caused an excessive noise warning on my watch
George Lucas at the Valkyries game
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There is no words for the power of Ballhalla
Valkyries fans on 78X bus
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The ending of Big Walk was some of the best game design I’ve ever experienced … what a phenomenal way to hang with friends
Big walk closing credits scene on crouch
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Mexican navy ship Cuauhtémoc is in SF right now… waiting for Daniel Lurie to announce “Oceans are now Battlefields”
Mexican navy ship Cuauhtémoc in the SF bay
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
60 degrees today and opening/closing my window 1 cm at a time today
30 Rock screenshot:
Jenna Maroney: "Gonna move to the Bay Area now, pretend that was your dream the whole time? Have fun always carrying a light sweater."
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Friday, 8:27 PM on BART
Incredible dog on BART
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
pics unrelated
movie poster for Networkmovie poster for videodrome
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Days of Heaven is still one of the most gorgeous movies, this shot looks like a JMW Turner painting!!!!
Days of Heaven Locusts attack
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
See people complaining about the Algorithm™️ are Wrong because I wouldn’t naturally find a ring depicting the George W. Bush Shoe-Throwing Incident. Now I’m finally ready to pop the question.
Ad depicting the Shoe Throwing at George W. Bush
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Her stuff was lovely, but like claiming a diamond pattern weave is a dying art form?
Buster from Arthur: “you really think someone would do that, just go on the internet and tell lies?”
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Reynolds Woodcock from Phantom Thread: "Oh, don't you start using that filthy little word. Chic?"
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Yeah, it’s from this streets blog post originally usa.streetsblog.org/2021/11/19/a...
Ilhan Omar with The High Cost of Free Parking
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Sometimes Berkeley is pretty, pretty, pretty good
Bagel with tomato and burrataBee on passion flower
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Thinking of him today
There’s an old saying in Schelling– I know it’s in Hegel, probably in Schelling– that all great world historic facts and personages appear, so to speak, twice. He forgot to add: the first time as… as… tragedy… the second time as… as… it’s funny fit it happens again
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
AC Transit installed La Sombrita’s older sister … La Sombra?
Bus shade with bench
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
IKEA is slaughtering Cookie Monsters for their kids furniture and we're doing nothing about it
IKEA GREJSIMOJS chair
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
the r/redditlaqueristas are at it again, making algae themed nails in honor of the reflecting pool. these women are artists.
"Felt cute, might dump 2,400 gallons of hydrogen peroxide on them later, idk" nails from r/redditlaqueristasmarbled algae nails from r/redditlaqueristascateye algae nails from r/redditlaqueristasspeckled algae nails from r/redditlaqueristas
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I mean, yeah love the guy
2020s political quiz results: Mark Carney
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
tweet from lauren @NotABigJerk: "I'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion"
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This is one of the classic Sunset NIMBY Wiener memes … way before Great Highway
NIMBY cartoon titled “How Scott envisions the ‘upzoned’ Sunset District” with Scott Wiener saying “Room for everyone and at least for now, you can keep your house too”
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Shout out to whoever at @bart.gov got this sign at Ashby to work for the first time ever
Real time BART notification board at Ashby BART
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
for some reason Costco is selling a GIANT version of Guess Who and ... I've never needed something more so I can insert custom images of random Survivor contestants
Costco website showing Giant Guess Who? for sale
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Nothing comes close (except maybe Zodiac)
Spotlight movie poster
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Never change, Berkeley, never change
Sidewalk that has chalk writing on it that says “polyamory”
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Immortan Joe was so right for saying this
Immortan Joe from Mad Max: Fury Road
"Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you and you will resent its absence"
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Gotta say, everyone in the east bay better go to Cafe Brusco stat
Cafe Brusco bagels
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Oh no boy not middle housing in Berkeley, that would be too awesome and cool
build a better Berkeley fear mongering about middle housing
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Flour + Water, PizzaHacker, and now June’s have made me “deeply simply marg but with the best possible ingredients” pilled
June’s pizza, easily the best whole pie in Oakland right now
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
watching one of the best movies of all time
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Midwest chest freezer also amazing for incline pushups, fwiw
Threads post by @Librarylydia says “Jordan Stolz training for speed skating by doing box jumps off his mom’s chest freezer (also undoubtedly full of venison) is the most Wisconsin™️ thing I’ve ever seen
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Bad Bunny with a bunch of lovely exuberant people with flags of North and South American, Caribbean flags holding a football that says “Together we are America”
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
ahead of the SFUSD strike, I talked to my grandmother about her time in one of the most notorious teacher's strikes in WI history and found this rad profile from Labor Today in 1977
Article from Labor Today, June 1977 that says 'NEA Strike Victory: Racine teachers battle jail to keep jobs and contract'second page of article from Labor Today about the Racine, WI teacher's strike in 1977.June 1977 issue of Labor Today, cover page with an apple laveled 'education '77' with 5 worms sticking out of it each labeled 'racism', 'cutbacks', 'military spending', 'tax loopholes', 'layoffs'. It says 'Jobs, Not Guns!' 

The image title says 'Save our Schools!' but is obscured by the address label.
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
This is who runs this account
Girl playing scrabble with grandmother
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Doing some important late night work
Notes app screenshot that reads:

Twin peaks blunt rotation
- Wally Brando
- Hawk
- Dougie Jones 
- Diane 
- Log Lady
- Pete Martell
- Jerry Horne
- Dr Jacoby
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
These are all the top posts on r/RedditLaqueristas … we are going to win
Nails painted with a red and blue alternating pattern similar to ICEE logo, spelling out “FUCK ICE”Silver sparkly nails with silver gothic lettering that says “FUCK ICE”

From the Reddit post: “This is the "melt ice" release from Pahlish. The proceeds went to Renee Good's family.

Top coat is MC Speed Demon Base coat is MC Getting Even”Black sparkly nails with “FUCK ICE” drawn in pink flowers and leaves. Hand with nails painted to say “Fuck Ice”. 

From the Reddit post: “Done with Sally Hansen's Double Duty as base, Mooncat's Poisonberry x2, middle and ring with 1 coat of Mooncat's Moonrise, lettering done with Mooncat's White Rabbit, topped with Seche Vite Quick Dry Top coat.

Abolish ICE. 🔥”
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
r/myog is great for looking at all sorts of homemade technical and outdoors gear. For some wonderful reason, this person made a sauna hat (?) inspired by King Julien from the movie Madagascar … no notes
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
ran into one of the best sentences on Wikipedia today
not to be confused with 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I know that’s right
24th Mission BART station with a fabulous sunset
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
plenty of shuttered places to start with, but wow do i yearn for an apartment complex across from Berkeley Bowl East
Walgreens at 2089 Oregon St, Berkeley
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Oh yeah buddy
Grape leaves for sarma/dolma
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
If you want to hear a fierce array of swears in both English and Armenian, just play my 88 year old grandma in cribbage
Game of cribbage
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I have developed an exquisite digital ad profile
Hat that says “Campari is bugs”Hat that says “Yes I would like one daiquiri please! Just kidding you fucking idiot I would like two daiquiris please!”
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Happy Hanukkah, may this light outshine hate, bring out love, and remind us that we’ll outlive those fuckers.
Menorah
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Remembering what pre-infill Boston looked like seriously breaks my brain
Infill map of Boston, National Geographic
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
it’s a Ken Burns: American Revolution evening
Bernie “I am no longer asking” meme but with Ken Burns on top
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I still get chills thinking about this sequence
Interstellar
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Average Tycho fan, apparently
Spotify listening age of 82
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🎃 Ewok Moonwalking on the Today Show 🎃 @mapwitch.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
cool, Screwtape is officially canon
Non-fiction classification of some very fictional C.S. Lewis books
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