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Joel

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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Once you've been shopping for pc parts you'll never stop wanting to beat Sam Altman to death with your bare hands."
- ANTHONY BOURDAIN -
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jug-hooting yokel @limusrex.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
the rest of my life is gonna be every month or 2 getting a text or pm like "hey i saw your old tweet on ____ and it had a bunch of updoots and imbeciles arguing in the comments"
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ideally i would love to support minority rights but in this case the minority in question is a minority of the population, so it just isn't worth it, mathematically speaking
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Lich Queen Bingus, of the Old Chicago Ruins @bingus.ough.club · 13/07/2025
Call me a child left behind cause this bush got me acting stupid
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The Amityville Jordan (1979) @jackal27.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The meme from the Spider-Man film where Willem dafoe says I'm something of a scientist myself.
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gg @ggdg.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
"let people enjoy things" is over. we must want things to be good
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I think tech tutorials should be text with screenshots
Guy standing up in church meme
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Cadaver Cassie 🔒 🎃 @doubltroublgum.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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Shawn's Socialist Slipstreaming(宇祥)- he/him/他/dia @shawnslipshrimp.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
American liberalism in a nutshell
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
It's impolite to call Musk a genocidal white nationalist because "civility" in American discourse functions not as a neutral procedural norm but as an asymmetric weapon to shield the powerful from accurate moral characterization while policing the tone of those who object.
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Where is the lie?
CHINA:

"The US is a war addict. Throughout its over 240-year history, it has been at war for all but 16 years.

The US has 800 overseas military bases in over 80 countries and regions.

The US is the main cause of international disorder, global turbulence, and regional instability."
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
"Some were as young as 13, and at least half of those taken in so far became pregnant as a result of rape, sources said."
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Tom Usher @tomusher.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 25/01/2026
A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I wonder if I’ll ever stop being angry all of the time.
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
"What can Democrats actually do?" - Vote against funding for ICE and DHS - State that any ICE officers who commit crimes under Trump will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law - Encourage cities and states to refuse to cooperate with ICE - Explain ICE is part of Trump's tyranny
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 24/01/2026
sorry, but the Founding Fathers' original intent for the 2nd Amendment was always *just* to do school shootings
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James in Brooklyn @jamesinbrooklyn.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
ICE recruitment is going well.
Background checks don't happen until after people start work, one official said, as HR rubber-stamps applicants in days. Training was slashed from 16 weeks to six, with sit-ups eliminated because recruits couldn't handle them.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
it says here you “feared for your life”?
screenshot of the jonathan crane court scene in the dark knight rises movie
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 03/01/2026
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is - more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week) - more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages) - more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I mean... minnesotareformer.com/briefs/haged...
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
so are democrats really just going to remain silent as republicans target half of the country for retribution over a crime they didnt commit? im being serious, when do democrats call out this bloodthirsty rampage for what it is
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yoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
This is how it's supposed to work www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s...
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Brazil’s supreme court finds Bolsonaro guilty of plotting military coup
Former president faces decades-long jail sentence for seeking to forcibly cling to power after losing 2022 election
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Imagine scolding people laughing at the 'it's good to die from gun violence because it gives us unfettered access to guns' guy getting got by a gun under a sign that says prove me wrong like I'm sorry grow up
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Hart Cunningham @hart28.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
POKEY AND THE LITTLE GIRL STAND ATOP THE ICE!!  POKEY GREETS THE LITTLE GIRL THUSLY:  HELLO THERE SMALL CHILD!!!

HE ASKS:  DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS ABOUT THE RICH MAN??

HE CONTINUES:  HE'S DEAD!!!

THEY CONTINUE TO ENJOY A PLEASANT DAY UNDER THE SHINING SUN WHILE THERE IS A NICE SONG PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND!!
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
there’s a style of reporting that’s basically like “the left hasn’t been duped by the transparently bad faith framing of the right, but I, the reporter, very much have.”
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ceej @ceej.online · 11/04/2025
hey, meet my buddy greg. he's a classical liberal who supports democratic values and free expression and hangs out exclusively with racists
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 20/03/2025
Someone pointed out that influencers use serotonin/dopamine/cortisol/oxytocin like they’re the four humors and now I can’t stop seeing it
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 18/03/2025
This is true and we should be comfortable saying it
ipads have no soul but desktop computer is like a nervous horse and has the capacity for love
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Joel @maldur.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
@grapplebug.bsky.social just played the original Woten for the first time, which i apparently had on my hard drive since 2019! loved the way the little guy felt to play, shit had me out here smiling. and i love how the DX version looks
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Ah shit it turns out the problem with conservatism is that conservatives are all evil
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