Reposted by Malachite RiotMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 19hthese little freaks love playing dress up 541995191
Reposted by Malachite Riotceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap 145104582256
Reposted by Malachite RiotDustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this: 258183584853
Reposted by Malachite RiotElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My newsletter is up. Eric Schmitt should be mocked and John Roberts should be hounded and I will not be persuaded otherwise. www.thenation.com/article/poli...thenation.comEric Schmitt Deserves to Be Mocked ForeverIn this week’s Elie v. U.S., our justice correspondent relives the senator’s glorious face plant. Plus: whyt John Roberts’s also deserves our mockery. 31975181
Reposted by Malachite RiotCarolyn Fiddler @cfidd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Bruh, you literally JUST SAID "no fatties" and "no weirdos" 933397529
Reposted by Malachite RiotR.E.M. @remhq.bsky.social · 30/09/202625 years later, there’s more to Reveal. Arriving November 20, Reveal (25th Anniversary Edition). More here: i.craftrecordings.com/reveal25 1017424
Reposted by Malachite RiotChris kent @stlsgreatest1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Must have been a different Jack at the Hawks game, which supports my claim that Eric Schmitt was just one jack off. Pun intended. 172
Reposted by Malachite RiotA. Torch @torcho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Missouri Sen Eric Schmitt, you are the trending topic for being an idiot on every major social media platform, tv, and radio. Impressive, congratulations. 😂 9537
Reposted by Malachite RiotJosh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026omg. yes, they actually have video of him at the game. when does marshall mcluhan walk out and dunk on sen schmitt? 30914170
Reposted by Malachite RiotJosh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026There really is this rash of very weird GOP defenses. Like when Paxton said the guy didn’t do one day in prison. That’s a lie! I put him in for a hard 60 days! Or Marshall saying he didnt get the pregnant woman arrested for late bill. It was for not showing up for the lawsuit over the late bill! 491024156
Reposted by Malachite RiotBrian K. @briank.bsky.social · 29/09/2026As someone who watches Schmitt on the regular, his thing is monologuing usually to a friendly audience. If he gets brave enough to face a neutral interviewer, he just gets loud when he's proven wrong, like today. 1102
Reposted by Malachite RiotLaura Burkhardt @lauraannstl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Every single word of this. We are embarrassed. We are furious. Missouri Senator Eric Schmitt is unfit for office. He’s a clown. He’s a danger to our country. And he can’t be trusted with the pile of dog shit in my backyard. His term is up in 2028. 59629
Reposted by Malachite RiotJosh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The funniest thing about the Schmitt rake stomp is that if it'd been a Dem we'd have a week of think pieces about how Dems lack of hoops literacy was alienating them from real America. 412650390
Reposted by Malachite RiotMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026you have to understand that all ICE does is lie literally 100% of the time 15903172
Reposted by Malachite RiotSteve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Just a reminder that this is the same Sen. Schmitt who repeatedly claimed that Chief Judge Boasberg was receiving a disproportionate share of Trump-related cases because he confused the D.C. Superior Court (which has 62 judges) with the D.C. district court (which has 15). 1212572665
Reposted by Malachite RiotStephanie Kollmann @slkollmann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026His inattention to detail, dubious path to conspiracy, and willingness to accuse a witness of a crime on the spot made me look and: yes, he was indeed a prosecutor (Missouri Attorney General) 15215
Reposted by Malachite RiotBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I do think they probably ran his texts through an LLM and it hallucinated crimes. That’s scary and bad and it’s funny they got caught, but imagine how many other times this happens on a day to day basis against people with no rights, let alone the ability to publicly humiliate the AI prosecutor. 532109336
Reposted by Malachite RiotMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026renaissance painting when the renaissance is really fucking stupid 1343707488
Reposted by Malachite RiotThe Quietus @thequietus.com · 29/09/2026#KimDeal is releasing a live album and concert film, Live At The Barbican You can watch the seven-minute trailer here: @4ad.com buff.ly/JOoAeQz 03311
Reposted by Malachite RiotJulian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It’s somehow more depressing that our constitutional order is being dismantled by people who demonstrably cannot find their own asses with both hands. 17759163
Reposted by Malachite RiotJess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Imagine being the worst Senator from Missouri when your only competition is Josh Hawley… 1635712945
Reposted by Malachite RiotIan Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Just an astounding dipshit. Didn't even read the text he put on a giant posterboard 1102
Reposted by Malachite RiotElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026These Republicans are actual fucking clowns 641021150
Reposted by Malachite RiotJosh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026As someone who was born in Missouri I need to say not everyone born in the state is a roadkill bumblefuck like this clown. Or not most. Or at least a large plurality. 4141453
Reposted by Malachite RiotMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026oh my fucking god, you have to watch this. eric schmitt just made himself the main character. 971938237
Reposted by Malachite RiotPhilip Bump @pbump.com · 29/09/2026Very funny this happened right after Axios was like "lots of buzz about Schmitt for VP" this morning. 2013487539
Reposted by Malachite Riotelias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 29/09/2026this gets really really close to becoming an I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE bit that ends with senator schmitt demanding that the other senators stop bullying him. 223938
Malachite Riot @malachiteriot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Missouri Senator Eric Schmitt everyone! A complete and utter buffoon who embarrasses this state every time he opens his stupid, smug mouth. 152
Reposted by Malachite RiotSpokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026Send Stephen Miller to The Hague. 21375812504
Reposted by Malachite RiotCalvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026yall, ig is popping off. the girlies are doxxing every single admin they can find at cornell, plus the cornell 7 and their families. women are (correctly) going scorched earth. 272605565
Reposted by Malachite RiotFrosted Poptart @toastertrollop.bsky.social · 26/09/2026These men drugged a young woman and took turns raping her. In a group chat, they took a picture of her and invited others to come over and rape her. Only two of them were expelled, while the others had to write an ESSAY. You should be outraged by the outcome. #CornellUniversity 103570433
Reposted by Malachite RiotSaeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I hope that young woman bankrupts Cornell University. 704254593
Reposted by Malachite RiotMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You know, if you *really* cared about the wellbeing of women in college, instead of carping about the statistically insignificant number of trans athletes in sports minding their own business, you’d be railing against these Cornell fraternity cretins who drugged and gang-raped a passed-out women: 39972172878
Reposted by Malachite RiotGreg Pak @gregpak.net · 26/09/2026Pretty strongly believe we should tax this man into poverty. Literally take away everything he has. Let him live off of Social Security and whatever form of public housing and health care he can scrounge in the country he's tried so hard to break. 1325453
Reposted by Malachite RiotStereogum @stereogum.com · 24/09/2026Sebadoh announce deluxe 30th anniversary edition of 'Harmacy'; get details and hear an alternate version of "Beauty Of The Ride"stereogum.comSebadoh Announce Deluxe 30th Anniversary Edition Of 'Harmacy': Hear "Beauty Of The Ride (Alternate Version)"Sebadoh are celebrating 30 years of their sixth album Harmacy. The indie rockers announced an anniversary edition today, and an alternate version of the track “Beauty Of The Ride” is out now. Harmacy ... 0264
Reposted by Malachite RiotSchooley @schooley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Kid Rock has achieved the irony level of Baby Billy. 8954
Reposted by Malachite RiotLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 19/06/2023I wish there would be another Frightened Rabbit record to look forward to. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBdsY_zsv_U…youtube.comFrightened Rabbit - Get Out [Official Video]'Recorded Songs' EP out now: https://atlanti.cr/recordedsongs2017 tour dates on sale here: http://smarturl.it/FRShowsFollow Frightened Rabbit here: Twitter: ... 6737
Malachite Riot @malachiteriot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026@101espn.com Can anything be done about those creepy 100 West Dental commercials you guys run constantly? They make me immediately change stations. They are the worst commercials I’ve ever heard. 000
Reposted by Malachite RiotChris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 17/09/2026On this day, Sept. 17, 1985, Hüsker Dü performed a show in Frankfurt, West Germany that was recorded and released as a popular but hard to find bootleg LP, "Books about UFOs." LP Info: www.thirdav.com/hd_discog/03... Cassette: www.thirdav.com/hd_discog/05... Discogs: www.discogs.com/release/3422...youtube.comHüsker Dü - Live in Frankfurt 1985 [Full Concert]YouTube video by UntergrundTube - The Fourth Crusade 1317
Reposted by Malachite RiotAdam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This man has a baccalaureate degree from the Wharton school of business, and I have some questions for the Wharton people 2135349
Reposted by Malachite RiotDavid Roberts @volts.wtf · 17/09/2026There's really no complicated explanation for this, or any kind of grand theory. It's just Econ 101 and he flat out does not understand it because he's an idiot. 912384449
Reposted by Malachite RiotMatthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Suboptimal that the president is a fucking moron. 1953864610
Reposted by Malachite RiotA. Torch @torcho.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It’s 5:20 pm and it’s still 99° in St Louis, MO and we got folks with barely a minuscule of taxing power (CID) requesting folks not give water to the unhoused. Shameful. 4293
Reposted by Malachite RiotIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses 227131713349
Reposted by Malachite RiotJjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026New FBI agent hire 013832
Reposted by Malachite RiotTimothy McBride @mcbridetd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Mind boggling to listen to MAGA radio and hear them freak out over giving democracy to the voters in Missouri. The votes of the people frighten them. And they don't believe in the principal of one person one vote. They call voters who support Prop A "evil" 068
Reposted by Malachite RiotMarc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Missouri Secretary of State Denny Hoskins (R) tried and failed to force voters to use a gerrymandered map for the upcoming midterm elections. Now, several voters are demanding he pay $80 million in damages. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...democracydocket.comMissouri voters seek $80 million in damages after Secretary of State Denny Hoskins’ redistricting debacleMissouri Secretary of State Denny Hoskins (R) tried and failed to force voters to use a gerrymandered map for the upcoming midterm elections. Now, several voters are demanding he pay $80 million in da... 29495482972
Reposted by Malachite RiotMarc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I am proud of the work the Elias Law Group team did to twice defeat what David French called the "corrupt machinations of the Missouri case" in the Supreme Court. I can assure him and you, we will fight the GOP's plan to rig and subvert the midterm election. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/13/o...nytimes.comOpinion | The Fix Was Almost InThe midterms dodge their first MAGA bullet. It won’t be the last. 372118548
