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Reposted by CJnora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 17/05/2025"chat" is a gender neutral group address that can replace "guys" "y'all" or "ladies and gentlemen" 1542768
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Reposted by CJDraculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Sure thing, Sharepoint. I want to open Excel in my browser. Why not. I want to open my powerpoint slides in minesweeper. I don't care anymore. I want to open a can of coke in a thirty foot concrete cube. Fuck it. 554413759
Reposted by CJceej @ceej.online · 02/12/2024if santa needs an elf on a shelf to report my crimes, maybe he’s not as omnipotent as he claims. maybe he can be killed 693814959
Reposted by CJIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 28/11/2024If a bear attacks you, stay calm. Try to see the situation from their point of view 944477764
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Reposted by CJX ΘΔ (Giant Tyrant Overlord) @xkeeper.net · 11/11/2024the topic of male-to-male extension cords came up and i got inspired 2629411123
Reposted by CJChris Drosner @wibeerbaron.bsky.social · 06/11/2024The closure of the OG Chippewa Falls Leinenkugel's brewery is a huge loss for Wisconsin beer. Major news not in the headline: Molson Coors is also closing the Milwaukee 10th Street Brewery - the big red Leinie's-branded one along I-43 - as well. madison.com/news/local/b...madison.comHistoric Leinenkugel's brewery to close in Chippewa FallsMolson Coors to close Leinenkugel's breweries in Wisconsin. 1113
Reposted by CJJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 05/11/2024posting "Gentle reminder that it's okay to unplug today and take care of yourself. Pass it on." immediately before commencing a 19-hour, 277-post meltdown 86154353358
Reposted by CJmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 02/11/2024this is what the raw polling data looks like before they manipulate it 1023724
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Ernie: "An absolutely shocking upset today, the top-seeded Tenochtitlan Eagles lost to the Tlacopan Jaguars in an action-packed playoff match"
Shaq: "Where they goin, Chuck?"
Charles: "Sacrificed to Huitzilopochtli"
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transgender valley authority @Grey_... 4h Kenny: The new guys don't know what the game was like. Bring back the sacrifices.
Chuck: I saw one of these new players say that we played against "weavers and peasants" back in our day, that we don't get how it's changed.
Shaq: And you still got no rings playing against them](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bumu6s332o24fppobse7j3ms/bafkreidzdsmv3vcsod2vi4vpcwgruvo3tuej7ov46t5lowqpm4jeb7b2ra)
![Comic. [Person and person with white hat facing two boxes stacked with $80 price tag and sale tag on each box.] PERSON 1: They want $80 for this? I could make one myself for $10 in parts, an hour of work, a trip to the hardware store, another $30 in parts, another few hours of work, two more trips to the store for $20 more in parts, another hour of work to redo the first hour of work because I messed up, and $80 to buy this when the one I made breaks.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreifdsd32pjwefxji33c5eferlek4o6kkadoosqisb5uatqjmrq4q4q)
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OP I hope you know that this post is a BIG HIT on the adolescent psych ward. Genuinely very helpful to get kids to start reframing their negative thoughts!!!
guys this post is a big hit on the adolescent psych ward](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:awzzrtrcrvpnxi3ph2sbhxwv/bafkreieu3y3djtewllxzd5crvxba777n2ofm76bkyilj4tp4m2bbkho6na)
