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katie dzwierzynski

@kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
5.1K followers 1.2K following 35K posts

“too wholesome to be fun trouble” according to hinge user pat pro-dessert, sports, sunsets, dogs, books, puzzles, and hallmark movies anti-veggies and cold weather news editor/online hollerer/pun maker go cocks, go cats (as a medill grad, unironically)

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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 1m
i fear pca is trying too hard
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 3m
that was ungreat dansby
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 6m
a hit! before the late innings!
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 8m
Matt Shaw and Clayton Kershaw nodding at each other, in unison, “we are Charlie”
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 7m
look at this dumb idiot actually getting on base
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 17m
i think we all knew that wasn't getting overturned
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 27m
i’m not sure the cubs’ oops! all outs strategy for the offense is the best one
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 46m
i'm sure putting matt shaw in the lineup for an elimination game will fix the cubs
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 7h
my boss is out of town and it’s been a rain factory outside all day so my friends and i decided to skip going to the office, now the workday is done and i will spend the rest of the afternoon slothing
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 22h
tomorrow
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 22h
why are we magic school bus-ing into bregman's ear, camera operator
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 22h
do a grand slam pedro
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 22h
pat just dropped "a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step" cubs gonna do a comeback
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 22h
lol another hit! incredible
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 22h
i would think this regardless of the score but brown and yellow really is a terribly ugly color combo
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 22h
i'm pretty sure pat just referred to ron coomer as ron santo, struggle game for everyone tonight
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 22h
i don't really understand the compulsion to jump into the mentions of someone who's a fan of a different team than yours when their team is losing and be antagonistic but if it fulfills you go off i guess
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 22h
uh oh pete
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 22h
i just remembered i have a cupcake to eat so while chicago teams may currently be losing this chicagoan is winning
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 22h
real best of times, worst of times vibes for chicago sports teams in the last 24 hours
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 22h
you've frustrated pat hughes, cubs
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 22h
now why are you challenging this it's 8-0 and the cubs stink out loud tonight
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 23h
@ cubs this is unserious, have some dignity
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 22h
woof
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 22h
A HIT
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 23h
he’s seen enough
bentley, a small, cream-colored dog, sleeping on an orthopedic pad on a bed
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 23h
@ cubs this is unserious, have some dignity
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 23h
static.klipy.com
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 23h
is it bad to be getting no-hit halfway through a playoff game asking for no reason at all
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 23h
blackhawks cubs 🤝 juiceless
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 23h
it might not be matt boyd's night
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 23h
listen i had a ticket to be at tonight's game had it been here so i could have worked my winning magic BUT ALAS
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 23h
cheese and rice
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 23h
how fast can case keenum get to san diego
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hhhmmm
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i accidentally turned on alex cooper's sirius channel to have music during my shower and it brings me no joy to admit i really liked the song selections i don't care for her but i fear i am exactly the target demo for this channel
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bentley and i are going home a week from tomorrow which means a week from tonight i’ll be haphazardly speed packing
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
that’s kinda on you for agreeing to go see bad santa 2 in the first place
hinge profile:

“My biggest date fail:
Not knowing I was actually third wheeling going to Bad Santa 2; not only did I get brought as a comfort friend, but then I had to watch that movie (and I don't even like movies)”
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
some people are acting like a 9 pm start time is 2 am
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the woman letting her toddler be in the gallagher way splash pad completely naked needs to rethink a lot of things
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
these people are a level of unserious that has never before been seen
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“a wheelchair person”
hinge profile:

“My most irrational fear:
being in the handicap stall and a wheelchair person shows up”
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
had us in the first half dot gif
hinge profile:

“My greatest strength:
I believe deeply in chivalry and gender roles.”
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
grand opening, grand closing
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you can never have too many lambies (please note mine in the back)
bentley, a all, cream-colored dog, sleeping with a pile of lamb chop toys and my childhood stuffed animal lambie
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
or maybe not!
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i could have done without the god interlude but this was a wholesome post-game interview
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lol "this is a cool spot" agreed case
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
case keenum agrees
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lmao that man just pinballed like 10 yards
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