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whitney pastorek @whittlz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God fucking dammit: Nashville Symphony is suspending their 2026-27 season and furloughing everybody. Because it’s not like anybody in Nashville could afford to save it, right? We’re just a smol bean, golly gee, nobody’s got world-class Grammy-winning orchestra money round these here parts
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 17h
there's still people writing emails to Football365
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 19h
remember when Tegan and Sara put all that nonsense behind them and decided to make music that was good? Michaela Joffe remembers
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 23h
Most TV is just this now.
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 23h
Getting subliminally mocked by the Irish Times headline writers.
A screenshot of an Irish Times headline reading "Chopped-and-changed Austria a great unknown for Ireland" with "Chopped" and "unk" highlighted
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i could read the article, but I don't want to. how is it possible that the break-even point is 300 billion, but "meaningful profits" require another 700 billion in revenue? sounds like, say, another 100 billion would be quite meaningful? would mean a lot to me.
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"growing up in rural Ireland" like he's Jimín Mháire Thaidhg. he went to a secondary school that mandated your school tracksuit be made by Canterbury!
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What's the opposite of the increasingly excited wrestling man meme
Headline which reads "Kelly Macdonald Exits Dept. Q Ahead of Season 2, James Corden Will Take On Role Of New Forensic Psychologist"
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have a model railway in the loft. Whenever my wife annoys me, I withdraw services to the station named after her.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
move over "Love In The Time Of Cholera," there's a new Best Title of All Time in town
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Tom Flood @tomflood.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Discussion poster as seen in Vancouver.
A black-and-white poster on the city pole that says Community can we have a safe route for our kids to walk back to school 
City: no a driver might get mad
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Poptimism and Its Consequences Have Been a Disaster for the Human Race
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a fundamental truth of politics that gets ignored too often by West Wing-nostalgic dickheads
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is funny, but his cadence is a lot like that Andrew Kerr guy off of twitter who made fun of those striver High Performance dickheads. Undercut by the quality of his delivery! It's tough out there for a handsome funnyman staring down the barrel of his iPhone
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Agreed. Find your own sexy man, you lazy git.
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
for my sins i check in occasionally on the "Bill Simmons" subreddit and every 5th thread is a variation on this. how is this being a Sports Fan? you're basically invested in Mergers and Acquisitions. www.reddit.com/r/billsimmon...
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Dónal Hassett @donalh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Call me old fashioned but I don't think the mission of Irish universities is to educate Chinese students in China or American students in America. We are not budding multinational businesses- we are a public service for students in Ireland, wherever they come from. www.irishtimes.com/ireland/educ...
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Irish colleges should focus on teaching abroad, not attracting foreign students – Minister
State already has insufficient accommodation for those in higher education, James Lawless says
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G W E N @ionceposted.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I hope they dont chip off another bit of Serbia for us to get beaten by.
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
all these people sound like this:
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 25/09/2026
Bride & Groom’s Signature Cocktails Laura: Aperol Spritz Scott: The stuff from the beginning of Prometheus
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
are you fucking joking. spend months of your life researching and writing a funding bid, only for some dickhead to feed it to ChatGPT and literally say Computer Says No.
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Pr Carlos Moreno - IAE Paris1 Sorbonne University @carlosmorenofr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
At 555 Hudson Street, the rowhouse where Jane Jacobs lived from 1947 to 1968, I stood in front of the door behind which she wrote The Death and Life of Great American Cities.
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Kyle Orland @kyleor.land · 24/09/2026
Old enough to remember when Glenn Beck tried this same pivot to stay relevant when people were getting tired of his far-right shtick
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
jumpmaster (we going to islam) • Jan 4, 2016
*sitting on couch w date*
her: so the mom is not in ur lives at all?
me: no
*my 5yr old son walks to fridge w no clothes on n sighs*

[replying]

jumpmaster (we going to islam)
@bloach
*making out later in evenin* 
her: we shouldnt, ur son is still up 
me: he'll b asleep soon 
(heard in distance) damn this pepsi strong as fuck
5:54 PM • Jan 4, 2016 • Twitter Web Client
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Always enjoy updating my Banal Band Names list
Screenshot of a list of bandnames headed "Banal Band Names" reading as follows:


Geese 
Car seat headrest
Wet leg
Just mustard
Ham sandwich
Pebbledash
People I've met
Men I trust
Adult dvd
Men at work
Voice actor
Ear
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allison steele, organic human person @trulyaliem.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
timeline cleanser
Tumblr screenshot

(poster name not shown): knock knock
dismembered-jackalope: who's there
justsomeguycore: deez 
dismembered-jackalope: sigh. deez who?
justsomeguycore: deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
This is my position, and I’m not backing down: John Cena is a pitch perfect comic actor and Peacemaker was great
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Bela Lugosi's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I know what his fucking name is. This is like when people think that calling Tommy Robinson "Stephen Yaxley-Lennon" is some sort of own. He doesn't give a shit. He's not Rumplestiltskin. You don't get magical powers over him by saying his True Name.
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captiveportal.bsky.social @captiveportal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Viscerally hate the word “lore” and die a little inside everytime I hear someone use it
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
not really important in the scheme of things, but seeing what "The News Agents" decided to spend their time on yesterday evening cracked me up. Fascist mobs attacking lifeboats? Who cares! Boring! More ephemeral forelock-tugging bullshit, please!
Screenshot of the News Agents podcast, where they are discussing the question "Will Piers Morgan make Earl Spencer pulp his own book?"
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wtaf is this question my university just asked me about my project?
Does the project involve any work that could be interpreted as promoting DEIA, climate change research, or non-compliant to any Presidential Executive Orders?
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
obviously a very entertaining story on its own terms, but I'm enjoying how it's become necessary to call out *Western* Massachusetts every time, as if that has any impact on how we perceive it over here.
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When my wife and I disagree on the pronunciation of a type of antelope and then David Attenborough says it my way on the documentary:
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this looks like it'll fucking rock, and i know that i will simply not be able to manage it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEco...
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Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother | Official Trailer
YouTube video by Amazon MGM Studios
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raisin bird @bryanthomasdaly.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
younger trader joes cashier: have you tried these scallion pancakes yet me: (with the terrified sternness of a third grader with one line in the play) It’s Giving Dinner
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🚨full trailer for Nathan Fielder/Elizabeth Holmes documentary🚨 www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvW_...
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Luke Dunne @mistercinecal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
New movie from McDonaghbot almost here
iHawk the robot from Futurama's gag about M*A*S*H about to flick his switch from 'irreverent' to 'maudlin'
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What would even be the point?
An ad on reddit for a ball shaver by a company called "Freebird." A shot of an electric shaver on the floor in front of a closeup of a guy's pants around his ankles. Imposed over this pic is "FRESH BALLS WITHOUT THE BLOOD"
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
fella on Bake Off did a version of this last night on his Showstopper Challenge (but of his own face). turned out ok.
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Conor Smith @conorsmith.ie · 23/09/2026
Oh, it's just going to happen, yeah? Like it's the fucking tides?
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm missing the point, but I'm going to ban the use of "The Strange Death of [X]" when I'm in charge, as well as opening sideways-looks with "It is a truth universally acknowledged that an [X] in possession of a [Y] must be in want of a [Z]."
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Gourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 23/09/2026
he’s going to say “fuck!” after he bumps his fully rendered cock & balls into a building (spoilers)
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
man Hilary Mantel ruled. died 4 years ago today apparently. Fludd; Wolf Hall and Bring Up The Bodies; Beyond Black; Place of Greater Safety. That's range, baby. And she called an essay collection Mantel Pieces. unbeatable.
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Paul Connolly @thepaulconnolly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hilary Mantel died on this day in 2022. Too soon, too soon... By way of tribute, here’s the brilliant opening of Wolf Hall. Read by me. Writing so poetic in parts that it deserves the label #poemsaloud #dotd #HilaryMantel
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
At the store reading the news
A printed note on a supermarket shelf:

The current shortage of sardines is primarily due to environmental and supply chain factors.
Key Reasons for the Shortage
Environmental Changes: Warmer ocean temperatures have disrupted the plankton supply, which is essential for sardine populations. This has made sardines harder to catch.
Export Restrictions: Morocco, the leading exporter of sardines, has halted frozen sardine exports to protect domestic supplies and stabilize prices.
• Increased Demand: There has been a surge in popularity for canned sardines, leading to higher demand that outpaces supply.
Global Supply Chain Issues: Various logistical challenges have compounded the availability of sardines in stores.
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
this is the chess.com equivalent of being told that I ate, and left no crumbs. I will take it.
Screenshot of the chess.com analyst lady robot after i completed the daily puzzle saying "That’s right! You solved with no mistakes."
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