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john h @heliolithic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
anne carson can't speak to the nobel committee because she's in iceland listening to the wind, helen dewitt can't do any windham-campbell prize promo because she can't work public library wifi, bet the person who does the comms for the richard and judy book club doesn't have to put up with this shit
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
isn't it funny how there's a renowned publisher of poetry and it's called "Bloodaxe." they should be putting out Warhammer 40k erotica.
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Tauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wasn’t able to secure any review code for HELLRAISER unfortunately. But I found this amazing FB clip of Doug Bradley doing a Scouse Pinhead and now I’m crying from laughter. He’s amazing. (Source: YMH Podcast.)
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
like curtis yarvin especially is just some jackass. his substack posts get tens of shares. there's random uncles posting similar racist screeds on facebook with more engagement. it's all a scam, it is. a fix
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Garielle Lutz-hive, assemble
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sigourney Weaver is 77. Seen here sharing a joke with Ridley Scott on the set of Alien.
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Matt Damon is 56. That time he met Prince:
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
getting grudging "stopped clock" acknowledgement when she points out some of those screenshotted gags could have done with a little rewriting.
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
if a stray football rolls in my direction while i'm walking through a park or near a municipal green space, i need the confidence that only bathing in "Sheer Excellence (with tea tree)" that morning can provide before i knock it back first time, ruefully somehow.
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
if it's not thrust one-handed at the camera at the end of the ad, maybe at a slight angle and with a bit of a splash, then i'm not interested.
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
excellent choice. could also have gone for this, the swiss army knife of taking one bottle into the shower. I think the "carbon" makes it tactical.
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Shrinking was brutal for this. Everyone patting each other on the back for how empathetic and well-intentioned they were in every line of dialogue.
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Alex McNiche: Euro Legacy" sounds like the 5th installment of a Temu Jason Bourne franchise. Still good clean quiz content though.
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
jesus god
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
not for nothing? ping-pong room? all the money in my pocket? some godawful Gilbert & Sullivan reference?
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Alan Dunne @aldunne.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026
FOR TOO LONG HAVE MIDDLE INCOME WORKERS BEEN NEGLECTED, say the parties that have governed for over 100 years and held the Minister of Finance portfolio since 1997
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this is why I confine myself to the 👍("you got it boss") and 🎉 ("well done on your promotion/10k/hitting that KPI on budget and on schedule") ones. Anything further runs the risk of unseriousness.
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
getting a 😂 and a 🤣 in the Teams chat. very dangerous, could easily end up Pursuing A Creative Outlet, writing one of those Sunday Miscellanies that's not maudlin or about dandelion wine, one of the ones that's wry, about the time you called your teacher Mum but now you live in a city.
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
lol 'takes center stage,' like it's about to belt out "All That Jazz"
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this is another one of those "fundamental truths" of politics. Most of the time when someone is being "hypocritical," it just means they were lying. They're not stupider than you! They're just liars.
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Saoirse McHugh @saoirsemc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Don't be confused, this is just a public grant to gambling companies
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
good to see there's some tranches of funding that manage to keep up with inflation. even outpace it! reassuring.
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is doing the rounds and is good and this bit, in particular, is yet another "bar." From taliabhattwrites.substack.com/p/you-will-n...
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The feminist tendency to narrativize, provocative and powerful though it can be, may just as often work to our detriment. Many of us are desperate to believe that underneath the conservative facade she has no doubt been duped into, every reactionary woman is hiding away a dyed-in-the-wool feminist sister yearning to be set free. Such an attitude is both quixotic and, frankly, belittling, in that way all progressives can be when political beliefs and ideological commitments are reductively deemed a product of ignorance. Ignorance may play a part, but the distressing truth is that many conservatives truly, authentically hold conservative beliefs. They view the world as zero-sum; they consider hierarchy and unfairness to be part of the “natural order”; they believe solidarity to be a con and a trick. Someone will end up with the raw end of the deal, and they need to make sure it’s not them.
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Will Sloan @willsloanesq.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A lot of people lamenting the Paramount/Warner merger and fearing David Ellison's control over the media are forgetting that we have three secret weapons at our disposal, currently lurking high up in the Warner water tower.
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
now that's what i call a Web Site
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Gwen @ionceposted.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
New Guard just dropped
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
The poster for The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, but it’s been edited to include And Knuckles at the end of the title, and Knuckles has been edited into the photo of the cast
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When I say BORD, you say SNIP BORD SNIP BORD SNIP
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
how can you credibly announce a package to help implement a scheme you haven't even developed yet. might as well say you're throwing €15m at a fleet of Updogs to ferry bachelor farmers to and from their hovels.
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
is that Our Dickie Harris?
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
here's one of my Problematic Opinions: this is correct, and also the reason that victim impact statements are dodgy
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
560 job cuts. Shit is insane. University education and research are among the few things Britain is still amazing at! And it's being gutted.
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my feet wouldn't touch the ground
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the day Helly Hansen announce a viral brand collab with Hilary Hahn is the day I part ways with €749.99 for a raincoat or whatever. i'd be less enthused by a Nicola Benedetti x Benetton crossover, but i'm not made of stone either.
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i like that nice Angela Hewitt. someone at a formative age for me linked Perahia with Mozart and I've never been able to shake that. i'm sure he's gutted.
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I will listen to basically any Goldberg Variations
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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
you don't have to have a favourite right-wing politician
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
was seated at "The Mogul Emperor" at 7.30pm and so was inevitably home before 10.30pm. there are limits!
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wake up dead mang @mangmangmang.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Efficient storytelling
Two Google reviews 
Lisa-jane k 
***** All my piss head mates here I love it
James Hunter-Jones
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Seems to attract a crowd that would not be welcome anywhere else
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the way he says "banker" is very funny. ok see ya later.
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if you're looking to make a space movie these days, goldie tin foil will be a big budget line item it seems. just something to bear in mind.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
when my sweet small child won’t get up for school on a cloudy october morning:
tis no ease to rise on a grey daythe devil holds fast your eyelids
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"the moment deserves more than clever" is a 'bar.' Aaron Sorkin in a shambles, Lewis Goodall dropping to his knees.
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this
My dad used to work with Ted Bundy at the University of Utah and every Friday my dad would say, "See ya Monday-Bundy" and I can't imagine how much Ted actually thought about murdering him for
it.
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Ellen @flounge-girl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Idk how much more education on consent is needed I think some people might just be pigs who don’t care
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bonsoir
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
my only memory of those is one televised ceremony where Zig and Zag won an award, broke it, and Gay Byrne was visibly cross.
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
they'd do it with their tongue where? firmly in their cheek(s). but they'd do it.
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maccrespo.bsky.social @maccrespo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This can't be true, can it? I love her like a sister but there's no-way Little Boots is the best selling artist from Blackpool. That's where Graham Nash is from!
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