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Will Morton

@macavity.bsky.social
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Hackery / funny money / startups / history / strange things. Hopepunk as all hell. I wrangle computer @ Nvidia - previously I did things for Apple, Beats Music, @stake. Birth CO₂ 335. 社会人

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an AI cannot meaningfully be horny therefore an AI cannot meaningfully make music
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
American media: time to come up with the dumbest possible discourse about a Billboard hit British media: You are like a little baby. Watch this
Opinion - UK politics

What ‘Choosin’ Texas’ tells us about Burngam’s social care obstacles

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Will Morton @macavity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think if this app never grows its base beyond “the nerds & the queers” that would still be an incredibly valuable and probably sustainable thing
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Dr. Peter Paul Rubens @peterpaulrubens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Women messing with men’s heads du jour: Judith decapitates Holofernes with distaste but determination, 1597. By Caravaggio, born OTD in 1571.
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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Remember, it's not gambling, it's healing your inner child.
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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 26/09/2026
Whatever you do, don't smoke an entire brisket at a job interview, it's a lot of equipment to bring in, it takes a really long time to do it right and those conference rooms have notoriously poor ventilation
Someone smoking a brisket and poking it with a meat thermometer to see what the internal temperature is
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good morning from Marcel Duchamp
"Not everyone is an artist, but everyone is a fucking critic."
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Andy Diggle @andydiggle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My Glock system went rogue and issued 9mm agents which accessed the internal organs of several victims. Please give me billions of dollars to help me regulate the behavior of the gun whose trigger I keep pulling.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jackie Jackson died two days ago. His death did not get the fanfare that the big celebrities get but I assure you he was no less than any of them: a titan astride the earth. In this thread, a few of the songs he played bass on. You know these songs. You know their bass parts. youtu.be/DKVB_CtU8XQ
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Pressure Drop
YouTube video by Toots & The Maytals - Topic
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 26/09/2026
"The central lesson of this cycle is not that Charlie Brown should stop trusting Lucy. It is that Charlie Brown must do a better job explaining why trusting Lucy remains the responsible choice." buff.ly/X2RjqP5
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“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party
“While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violen...
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Citizen Platano 🇵🇷 @daniloc.xyz · 25/09/2026
this is why, despite being pumped about AR and related tech, I have zero interest in owning any Meta offering they’d let mortuary vans bid on auto-detection of your grief once the pipeline exists
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Will Morton @macavity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Being able to select text from a photo and plug it straight into the alt text is very cool. That’s all.
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Will Morton @macavity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
connection is my necessary thing and it comes to me in details — Cynthia Leslie-Bole, in “Feather & Fire”
Connective Tissue
connection
is my necessary thing
and it comes to me in details
fur coating the lupine pod
seeds on the strawberry like stars in a galaxy sun-yellow beak jutting from the junco's black hood gradations of purple to pink in the sweet pea blossom
sudden meeting of eyes in which someone is truly home looking out and seeing me, who is also home with hearth fires burning in welcome
ivy waving in the wind
egret flying with black feet trailing behind sticky monkeyflower sporting orange gullets dudleya growing squat with red spires reaching high my husband offering me cardamom tea and a smile
unrelated details yet part of the matrix that keeps me from dispersing
connections
meeting, merging, branching, extending and swirling me back to our common source
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Colin @colin-fraser.net · 24/09/2026
The simple facts are: 1. OpenAI deliberately designed software for carrying out autonomous cyberattacks (they were training it on something called “ExploitGym” for heaven’s sake) 2. They left it on completely unmonitored 3. Exactly what you think would happen happened
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Martin Fowler @martinfowler.com · 24/09/2026
NEW POST Human collaboration improves with feedback, but not obvious to do well. Anuja Karnik and Sumeet Gayathri Moghe pass on a bevy of tips, based on the principle that both praise and criticism should be seen as positive. martinfowler.com/articles/hea...
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Healthy Feedback
A guide to exchanging criticism or praise in teams
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No Proscenium @noproscenium.com · 22/09/2026
NEW LISTING Nekomachi / Cat Town — The Return a town possessed by cats. somewhere behind shimokitazawa. Now in English as well as Japanese. Shimokitazawa, Japan. Sep 19 - Oct. 4. everythingimmersive.com/events/nekom...
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Nekomachi - Catville (2026)
Walk the night streets of Shimokitazawa. A 45-minute experience of sound and dance.
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Elizabeth Bennett @elizabethbennettjd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is the single best quote from any @mcsweeneys.net article. It’s brilliance cannot be overstated. “Felonies and gourds have one very important commonality: they’re both extremely fucking real. Sorry if that’s upsetting, but I’m not doing you any favors by shielding you from this anymore.”
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Professionally Nosy @professionallynosy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My Rage Against the Machine/Les Mis mashup is complete. This is my interpretation of the quilt guild’s summer challenge “quilt with your interpretation and/or feelings towards our current ‘democracy’” all hand stitched.
Quilt hanging on a card catalog. Neutral background with navy cursive appliqué “Do you hear thr people sing?” The background is embroidered in red starting light and getting bolder the lyrics to “killing in the name” the quilting effect is a focused sunburst from the center.
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OrcGirlBoss @orc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gas high
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lit_patches @litpatches.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath v1.01: Added some mythical dungeons, materials, and related temple quests
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The War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is Ampelmann erasure.
Green walking symbol from Berlin showing figure wearing a hat.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 18/09/2026
Fire is invented.
Fire is invented.
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
a fluffing interview of the most incompetent secretary of defense in the middle of arguably the most disastrous american war of adventure of my lifetime, which would be saying something, is not what a news organization does. 60 minutes is no longer a news program
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"The Transformers do not endorse the views of the President" okay, great, yeah, it's very normal that you had to say that. This is an ordinary world where things make sense. It's normal that I'd wake up to an official statement from cartoon robots denouncing the man who has the nuclear codes.
Image from Hasbro's Instagram: Optimus Prime is a beloved character who represents humility, leadership, compassion and justice. Hasbro is aware of the recent posts using his likeness.
These posts were done without permission and do not represent the Transformers brand or Hasbro.
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monica callaghan @monica-callaghan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
good article, i think the biggest lesson of this contract is: ai protections, layoff protections (14 months of recall rights!!!! good lord!!), pay raises was won on *months* of worker mobilization alongside the bargaining. direct action gets the goods, as they say
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hookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The post box at Oak Acre has gained a reputation as one those places where you can post a letter to a dead loved one and possibly receive a reply. The GPO investigated to see if someone in from the Father Christmas letters reply team had gone rogue, but the results haven't been publicly shared.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/09/2026
Soaring Gas Prices Forcing More Americans To Drink Less Gas
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gleebix @gleebix.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
when the dude says "brother's gonna work it out" in the chemical brothers' leave home, he is talking about a math problem
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Will Morton @macavity.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My 3yo pointed out that the Cybertruck looks like it’s made from Magna-Tiles and now I can’t unsee it
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🇵🇸Martin “Doomsday” Pfeiffer🖖🏳️‍🌈 @nuclearanthro.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The USA continues to use its paramilitary secret police to carry out its states policy of ethnic cleansing and a white supremacist pogrom. And continues to run a network of abusive, murderous concentration camps. This is done in our names. And you voted for this @heinrich.senate.gov
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
He didn't celebrate them, dumbass, the whole book is about his contempt for them and about how special he is for being better than them, that's why the two of you are part of the same project
Tweet by Caitlin Flanagan reading "By the time JD Vance wrote Hillbilly Elegy the whole thing was over. I couldn’t understand why he celebrated those cruel, addicted, uneducated people.

Dolly, I guess, was from the last generation that tended the flame of something pure and often beautiful."
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Will Morton @macavity.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’d love to see Alan Moore take a one-off break from Watchmen being dead to him just to tell Thiel what he thinks of him and his theories
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I actually do not get, at all, the instinct that dolls are not worth studying. It does actually strike me as pretty interesting that we have so consistently throughout history made little people and used them as make belief aides. Why would that be even prima facie contemptible or absurd to study?
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DeeplyFlawedReplyGuyFromNH @finegentlemaninnh.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Every day we stray further from God's light.
A package of oreo cookies, chicken and waffle flavor.
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Don't Think Twice, It's All Right" — Dolly Parton youtu.be/LpBfGpr1YNM?...
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Dolly Parton - Don't Think Twice (Audio)
YouTube video by DollyPartonVEVO
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 26/08/2026
“computers can’t be held accountable” joke but it says “a computer can never wear a giant white tuxedo / therefore a computer must never ask itself well, how did i get here”
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Daryl Hannah @dhlovelife.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly broke me in early to her raucous self deprecating sense of humor when we began steel magnolias rehearsals  i asked her - how long does it take to do a hair do like yours? Dolly - no idea, i’m never there when they do it! i started taking Dolly-isms notes on the back of my script after that
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 24/08/2026
important piece of how journalism works right here www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/never-apol...
The Post, a truly immoral scumbag tabloid that is simultaneously the most skilled tabloid journalism publication in America in a way that we can all learn from, ran the story, and then it was picked up over the next few days by other right wing outlets making essentially the same “hey this left winger is a rich kid” joke, and then yesterday the story was picked up by the New York Times, which had profiled Gordillo earlier, and once that happened it instantly became acceptable fodder for non-right-wing reporters and pundits. This is a textbook case of how to shepherd a shallow partisan smear into the mainstream news cycle. You may find it distasteful, but you should admire its efficacy. Any competent cutthroat political communicator must be able to replicate this process on demand.

(When I worked at Gawker, we frequently played a similar but less political role in this general process, by writing about stories that the Times was interested in but considered disreputable, which would then allow them to write follow-ups framed as “People are talking about this thing,” which provides them an entry point to feed their readers salacious news while still maintaining an analytical, hands-off pose. Once you understand this dynamic you will see it all the time.)
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Ashley Girl @ashleygirl.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Joseph Goebbels (after finding out Eisenstaedt was Jewish) - Albert Eisenstaedt, 1933
b&w photo of the same Nazi now scowling and rigid in his chair. He looks at the photographer with visions of murder in his head
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Joseph Goebbels - Albert Eisenstaedt, 1933
b&w photo of a smiling cheerful Nazi propaganda minister happy that his party has taken power. He's relaxed and leaning back in his chair
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 13/08/2026
could it be that the psychotic lying fascist was attempting to ingratiate herself to me in order to influence my coverage? no, it must be my extremely high ethical standards
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 13/08/2026
given the coverage coming out of the New York Times political desk over the last 2 years, I do not find that suprising! quite the contrary!
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
when actual reality is inconvienient, the RW press creates a fake, alternate reality cope to live inside. so mamdani becomes an unpopular failure, NYC, the safest and richest city in the country, becomes a dangerous hellhole. Intermediated through screens, conservatives move to the fake world
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The New York Times likes Tom Tiffany and wants him to win the election and does not like Francesca Hong and does not want her to win the election. bsky.app/profile/mcop...
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
@MNateShyamalan
Entomologist here. Great question! It may seem surprising that the scientific community could miss an entire bug species after all this time, especially when it’s THIS big. The answer might surprise you more. Let’s dive in (1/?)

(quoting:)
@theoceanblooms
can I ask a question: how does something like this go undiscovered until now

(quoting:)
@ABC
Scientists have discovered a giant new species of stick insect in Australia, which is over 15 inches long and researchers say may be the heaviest insect in the country.

@MNateShyamalan
he look like stick (2/2)
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