Reposted by Will Morton the postes @rem.bsjky.team · 10han AI cannot meaningfully be horny therefore an AI cannot meaningfully make music 529277
Reposted by Will Mortonfreecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026American media: time to come up with the dumbest possible discourse about a Billboard hit British media: You are like a little baby. Watch this 217143
Will Morton @macavity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I think if this app never grows its base beyond “the nerds & the queers” that would still be an incredibly valuable and probably sustainable thing 0615
Reposted by Will MortonDr. Peter Paul Rubens @peterpaulrubens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Women messing with men’s heads du jour: Judith decapitates Holofernes with distaste but determination, 1597. By Caravaggio, born OTD in 1571. 516549
Reposted by Will MortonRiver Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Remember, it's not gambling, it's healing your inner child. 710618
Reposted by Will MortonJW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se... 3233871259
Reposted by Will MortonJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 26/09/2026Whatever you do, don't smoke an entire brisket at a job interview, it's a lot of equipment to bring in, it takes a really long time to do it right and those conference rooms have notoriously poor ventilation 2938479841
Reposted by Will MortonRichard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Good morning from Marcel Duchamp 06414
Reposted by Will MortonAndy Diggle @andydiggle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My Glock system went rogue and issued 9mm agents which accessed the internal organs of several victims. Please give me billions of dollars to help me regulate the behavior of the gun whose trigger I keep pulling. 4402145
Reposted by Will Mortonthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Jackie Jackson died two days ago. His death did not get the fanfare that the big celebrities get but I assure you he was no less than any of them: a titan astride the earth. In this thread, a few of the songs he played bass on. You know these songs. You know their bass parts. youtu.be/DKVB_CtU8XQyoutu.bePressure DropYouTube video by Toots & The Maytals - Topic 211058362
Reposted by Will MortonMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 26/09/2026"The central lesson of this cycle is not that Charlie Brown should stop trusting Lucy. It is that Charlie Brown must do a better job explaining why trusting Lucy remains the responsible choice." buff.ly/X2RjqP5buff.ly“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party“While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violen... 8898241
Reposted by Will MortonCitizen Platano 🇵🇷 @daniloc.xyz · 25/09/2026this is why, despite being pumped about AR and related tech, I have zero interest in owning any Meta offering they’d let mortuary vans bid on auto-detection of your grief once the pipeline exists 1134
Will Morton @macavity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Being able to select text from a photo and plug it straight into the alt text is very cool. That’s all. 010
Will Morton @macavity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026connection is my necessary thing and it comes to me in details — Cynthia Leslie-Bole, in “Feather & Fire” 000
Reposted by Will MortonColin @colin-fraser.net · 24/09/2026The simple facts are: 1. OpenAI deliberately designed software for carrying out autonomous cyberattacks (they were training it on something called “ExploitGym” for heaven’s sake) 2. They left it on completely unmonitored 3. Exactly what you think would happen happened 56714
Reposted by Will MortonBart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves. 10380992800
Reposted by Will MortonMartin Fowler @martinfowler.com · 24/09/2026NEW POST Human collaboration improves with feedback, but not obvious to do well. Anuja Karnik and Sumeet Gayathri Moghe pass on a bevy of tips, based on the principle that both praise and criticism should be seen as positive. martinfowler.com/articles/hea...martinfowler.comHealthy FeedbackA guide to exchanging criticism or praise in teams 1105
Reposted by Will MortonNo Proscenium @noproscenium.com · 22/09/2026NEW LISTING Nekomachi / Cat Town — The Return a town possessed by cats. somewhere behind shimokitazawa. Now in English as well as Japanese. Shimokitazawa, Japan. Sep 19 - Oct. 4. everythingimmersive.com/events/nekom...everythingimmersive.comNekomachi - Catville (2026)Walk the night streets of Shimokitazawa. A 45-minute experience of sound and dance. 042
Reposted by Will MortonElizabeth Bennett @elizabethbennettjd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This is the single best quote from any @mcsweeneys.net article. It’s brilliance cannot be overstated. “Felonies and gourds have one very important commonality: they’re both extremely fucking real. Sorry if that’s upsetting, but I’m not doing you any favors by shielding you from this anymore.” 0417
Reposted by Will MortonProfessionally Nosy @professionallynosy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My Rage Against the Machine/Les Mis mashup is complete. This is my interpretation of the quilt guild’s summer challenge “quilt with your interpretation and/or feelings towards our current ‘democracy’” all hand stitched. 872688839
Reposted by Will Mortonlit_patches @litpatches.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath v1.01: Added some mythical dungeons, materials, and related temple quests 02312
Reposted by Will MortonThe War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This is Ampelmann erasure. 1520128
Reposted by Will Mortongeoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 14/09/2026a fluffing interview of the most incompetent secretary of defense in the middle of arguably the most disastrous american war of adventure of my lifetime, which would be saying something, is not what a news organization does. 60 minutes is no longer a news program 29516
Reposted by Will MortonAbra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 10/09/2026"The Transformers do not endorse the views of the President" okay, great, yeah, it's very normal that you had to say that. This is an ordinary world where things make sense. It's normal that I'd wake up to an official statement from cartoon robots denouncing the man who has the nuclear codes. 4848531481
Reposted by Will Mortonmonica callaghan @monica-callaghan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026good article, i think the biggest lesson of this contract is: ai protections, layoff protections (14 months of recall rights!!!! good lord!!), pay raises was won on *months* of worker mobilization alongside the bargaining. direct action gets the goods, as they say 015947
Reposted by Will Mortonhookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The post box at Oak Acre has gained a reputation as one those places where you can post a letter to a dead loved one and possibly receive a reply. The GPO investigated to see if someone in from the Father Christmas letters reply team had gone rogue, but the results haven't been publicly shared. 730140
Reposted by Will MortonThe Onion @theonion.com · 06/09/2026Soaring Gas Prices Forcing More Americans To Drink Less Gas 261413187
Reposted by Will Mortongleebix @gleebix.bsky.social · 06/09/2026when the dude says "brother's gonna work it out" in the chemical brothers' leave home, he is talking about a math problem 36911
Will Morton @macavity.bsky.social · 05/09/2026My 3yo pointed out that the Cybertruck looks like it’s made from Magna-Tiles and now I can’t unsee it 000
Reposted by Will Morton🇵🇸Martin “Doomsday” Pfeiffer🖖🏳️🌈 @nuclearanthro.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The USA continues to use its paramilitary secret police to carry out its states policy of ethnic cleansing and a white supremacist pogrom. And continues to run a network of abusive, murderous concentration camps. This is done in our names. And you voted for this @heinrich.senate.gov 12710
Reposted by Will MortonKylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 28/08/2026He didn't celebrate them, dumbass, the whole book is about his contempt for them and about how special he is for being better than them, that's why the two of you are part of the same project 270093
Will Morton @macavity.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I’d love to see Alan Moore take a one-off break from Watchmen being dead to him just to tell Thiel what he thinks of him and his theories 000
Reposted by Will Mortonlastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I actually do not get, at all, the instinct that dolls are not worth studying. It does actually strike me as pretty interesting that we have so consistently throughout history made little people and used them as make belief aides. Why would that be even prima facie contemptible or absurd to study? 681182122
Reposted by Will MortonDeeplyFlawedReplyGuyFromNH @finegentlemaninnh.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Every day we stray further from God's light. 3844872
Reposted by Will MortonNothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 26/08/2026"Don't Think Twice, It's All Right" — Dolly Parton youtu.be/LpBfGpr1YNM?...youtu.beDolly Parton - Don't Think Twice (Audio)YouTube video by DollyPartonVEVO 0146
Reposted by Will MortonDaryl Hannah @dhlovelife.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Dolly broke me in early to her raucous self deprecating sense of humor when we began steel magnolias rehearsals  i asked her - how long does it take to do a hair do like yours? Dolly - no idea, i’m never there when they do it! i started taking Dolly-isms notes on the back of my script after that 290279043815
Reposted by Will MortonGarrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today. 227395187142
Reposted by Will Mortonryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 24/08/2026important piece of how journalism works right here www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/never-apol... 231610439
Reposted by Will MortonNothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Joseph Goebbels (after finding out Eisenstaedt was Jewish) - Albert Eisenstaedt, 1933 2349
Reposted by Will MortonNothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Joseph Goebbels - Albert Eisenstaedt, 1933 5207
Reposted by Will Mortonryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 13/08/2026could it be that the psychotic lying fascist was attempting to ingratiate herself to me in order to influence my coverage? no, it must be my extremely high ethical standards 572957
Reposted by Will Mortonryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 13/08/2026given the coverage coming out of the New York Times political desk over the last 2 years, I do not find that suprising! quite the contrary! 242166196
Reposted by Will Mortonmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 12/08/2026when actual reality is inconvienient, the RW press creates a fake, alternate reality cope to live inside. so mamdani becomes an unpopular failure, NYC, the safest and richest city in the country, becomes a dangerous hellhole. Intermediated through screens, conservatives move to the fake world 15556116
Reposted by Will Mortonmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 11/08/2026The New York Times likes Tom Tiffany and wants him to win the election and does not like Francesca Hong and does not want her to win the election. bsky.app/profile/mcop... 521642