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"Centipedes? In *my* vagine?" It's more likely than you think. .˳·˖✶𓆩𓁺𓆪✶˖·˳.𓋼𓍊 𓆣 𓍊𓋼𓍊 ⁶⁶⁶𓃶⛧𓆙

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 12h
this works best if you read the caption in elizabeth holmes's voice
the liberty biberty puppet looking at nathan fielder saying, "why would i liberty biberty you?"
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
RIP Peter Max, 60s icon
colorful Peter Max poster for National Library Week captined
be all you can be. read.
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Maybe the schedules hadn’t been updated; humans are so fucking unreliable when it comes to maintaining data.
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Totally 𖤐 Bitchcakes @m33gs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
fuckass hurricane
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thedarklab.bsky.social @thedarklab.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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All The Food Is Poison - Adult Swim Sketch
ALT: All The Food Is Poison - Adult Swim Sketch
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Totally 𖤐 Bitchcakes @m33gs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
knuckle tats: D I C K N O S E
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Reuters @reuters.com · 04/09/2026
Romanian prosecutors indict Andrew Tate for trafficking minors, money laundering reut.rs/4621f9s
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Romanian prosecutors indict Andrew Tate for trafficking minors, money laundering
Romanian prosecutors officially ​indicted social ‌media influencer Andrew Tate on ​Friday for ​trafficking minors, money ⁠laundering, sex ​with a minor ​and witness tampering and his brother ​Tristan ​for complicity, years after ‌they ⁠first began investigating them.
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Totally 𖤐 Bitchcakes @m33gs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Dog with a Biscuit and a Chinese Cup by Giovanna Garzoni, 1640s
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Totally 𖤐 Bitchcakes @m33gs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I appreciate the late great franko
a sweet long haired black cat being held in someone's lap
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Dean Preston @deanpreston.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
“House Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries announced his opposition to Medicare for All on the same day a CBS News poll found 90 percent of Democratic voters support the idea—and 72 hours after a Yale University study showed the program would save 114,000 American lives and $1 trillion every year.”
levernews.com
Hakeem Jeffries’ Betrayal Shows Why Democratic Voters Are So Enraged
House Dems’ leader declared his opposition to Medicare For All on the same day a new poll shows almost all Democratic voters support it.
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Totally 𖤐 Bitchcakes @m33gs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
tree kangaroo and baby
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Hakeem Jeffries is not up for the job. They have got to get rid of him in January.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Pronouncing Detroit the French way to piss everyone off
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 09/08/2026
The VA lost about 700 social workers and 500 psychologists and psychiatrists over the course of 2025 — a significant change for an agency that was adding mental health staffers nearly every month leading up to Trump’s return to office. Read our original investigation:
propublica.org
Veterans Who Depend on Mental Health Care Keep Losing Their Therapists Under Trump
Hundreds of mental health professionals have left the Department of Veterans Affairs since President Donald Trump took office, leaving staff “at a breaking point” and some veterans waiting as long as…
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The Upshot @upshot.nytimes.com · 06/08/2026
Under Hegseth, Women’s Share of Top Military Promotions Plunged This Year The percentage of high-ranking officer nominations going to women is currently at its lowest level in over two decades. Via @cj-robinson.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2026/08/06/u...
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Task & Purpose @taskandpurpose.com · 04/08/2026
Army ends anonymous reporting for harassment complaints trib.al/oQU93m2
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Army ends anonymous reporting for harassment complaints
Soldiers can no longer make anonymous reports of discrimination, and commanders can more easily dismiss complaints they disagree with.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Good framing.
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Kindergarten girls targeted for invasive exams by new GOP-led ballot measure
Washington State voters will decide the fate of a ballot initiative that would require girls from kindergarten through high school to undergo sex-verification testing before playing school sports — a ...
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Micah @rincewind.run · 30/07/2026
you know which state had the second most Trump voters in 2024? over six million of them? almost beat out Texas for first? that’s right, deep blue California the man won’t even help out his own voters if their neighbors didn’t vote for him
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ballerina X @ballerinax.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
He just signed an AI content/training deal with Newsmax. He is not a responsible player in the information scape.
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Murshed Zaheed @murshedz.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
“Trump has rejected disaster aid for Democratic-run states at the highest rate in the 47-year history of the Federal Emergency Management Agency.” Right now people in blue states are basically paying federal taxes as if they’re colonized territories of red states. www.politico.com/news/2026/03...
Trump has denied most disaster requests from Democratic-led states

A graph  showing Presidential approval rates for disaster requests from Democratic-led states and Republican-led states

Source: POLITICO's E&E News analysis of FEMA records
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/07/2026
Teacher Required To Provide Own Salary theonion.com/teacher-required-to-pr…
Teacher Required To Provide Own Salary
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katie @supermathskid.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
That tweet about "this how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white man kills his entire family" and it's a photo of a white guy speed boating with his white wife and white daughter
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Basketball Reference @basketball-reference.com · 25/07/2026
When the Sonics moved to the Oklahoma City in 2008, their records, stats, and history went with them—but if Seattle gets another NBA team, that history could return. Watch our new YouTube video about some of sports' most complicated franchise histories: youtu.be/A0FNcgjMjgY
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open mike eagle @mike-eagle.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
AI event flyers are ruining my life cause I didn't know I had so many friends with bad taste
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Paul Bleicher @pbleic.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Astonishing. RFK Jr. adds 8 members to a 6 member FDA advisory panel. 6 of them were sellers of peptides, and the 7th a compounding pharmacist. In an 8-6 vote with all 8 votes coming from these new panel members, the panel approved 4 peptides against the objections of FDA scientists.
nytimes.com
FDA Panel Supports Lifting Restrictions on Four Peptides (Gift Article)
In an all-day hearing, the agency’s scientists argued against allowing broad access to unproven drugs that the agency had banned three years ago.
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Totally 𖤐 Bitchcakes @m33gs.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
birthday
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026
It Only Tuesday theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-181956…
It Only Tuesday
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Totally 𖤐 Bitchcakes @m33gs.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
rambo
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Totally 𖤐 Bitchcakes @m33gs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Spain celebrating the World Cup win while Trump stands with the team as if he's being cheered
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Ethan M. Aldridge @ethanmaldridge.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
New cryptid
An illustration of Jimothy, a new cryptid (or possibly a raccoon with short spine syndrom), done in a woodcut style. Text below it reads "Behold, Jimothy"
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Woodland Park Zoo @woodlandparkzoo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It's berry season and you have the tiniest friends. These critically endangered babies are Egyptian tortoises that hatched on July 4 and 6, 2026. Currently, our Egyptian tortoises are living behind the scenes in a warm and cozy habitat with lots of attention from their dedicated animal keepers.
Two small Egyptian tortoises are positioned on either side of a bright red raspberry on a gravel surface.A small tortoise is on a sandy surface, next to a plump blueberryAn Egyptian tortoise is close to a blueberry on a sandy surface.Two small tortoises face a large blackberry on a gravel surface.
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Marimu-chan, a mascot from Lake Akan in Kushiro City, is a sentient ball of algae wearing a traditional local Ainu costume.
A green ball with eyes and limbs is wearing a traditional blue costume and standing in a shopping mall.
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
lol
Massive orange blast of fireworks over National Mall
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Totally 𖤐 Bitchcakes @m33gs.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I haaaaaaate it :'(
A blonde doodle cuddled up by a bed wearing a thundershirt because she's scared of the fireworks
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Totally 𖤐 Bitchcakes @m33gs.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
more quality work from @winstontseng.com
America 250 guerrilla art at a bus stop showing a depiction of an ICE officer, with sponsors Guns&Ammo, UFC, and Palantier. The artist is Winston TsengAmerica 250 guerrilla art at a bus stop showing a depiction of an ICE officer, with sponsors Guns&Ammo, UFC, and Palantier. The artist is Winston Tseng
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Totally 𖤐 Bitchcakes @m33gs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
fuck this, and in my state
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
researching baseball
The Circleville Herald
Sat., Nov 28, 1970 - Page 9

Washington rookie pitcher Dick Suck, 25, hurled for Savannah and Buffalo in 1969.
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Totally 𖤐 Bitchcakes @m33gs.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Seattle has been having a special time lately
A view of the top of the Seattle Space Needle with blue and white sky. Pride flag flies from the very top of the needle
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Totally 𖤐 Bitchcakes @m33gs.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Name idea: Howie Dewitt "Have you guys met? No? This is Howie Dewitt"
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
not the main point at all but vance is always claiming to have made a joke without ever making an actual joke
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
computer art (1991) archive.org/details/Mond...
a pixelized skull and cross bones overlaid across a barcode. computerized font above: ha! ha!   ha!
computerized font below: your fax machine has been infected by a virus
(a small line of colour inverted skull and cross bones)
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Totally 𖤐 Bitchcakes @m33gs.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 22/06/2026
Republicans trying to make the world safe for kleptocracy newrepublic.com/article/2118...
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Republicans Are Dismantling a Key Tool in the War Against Kleptocrats
GOP lawmakers are pushing forward a bill to repeal a vital shell company database—completely undoing the biggest anti-kleptocracy step forward the U.S. has seen in decades.
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