𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 6hWhen I listen to classical music I always start with Paganini’s 24 caprices. It is simply impossible for me to not start with them. 220
𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 8hThe rains have driven the Amish away…they will return in larger numbers 131
Reposted by 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 15hIt’s my turn to get the thing dropped on me next 061
𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 8hMy little brother is 15, and he’s a world class athlete with a 4.0 for his entire middle and high school career. If you see an iPad kid, blame the parents. The kid didn’t buy themselves an iPad. 150
Reposted by 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜brick @bigblocks.bsky.social · 10hstatic.klipy.comZoolander: Gasoline Party SceneAlt: Zoolander: Gasoline Party Scene 061
Reposted by 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 11hif youre so convinced the next generation consists only of dumbfuck idiots, maybe you should go teach one of them something instead of just complaining about them 3595
Reposted by 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜clyde bruckman's skeleton's final repost @ultralaser.bsky.social · 11hhegseth is like the kid who became principal of their old school and is punishing all the kids he hated when he was an 80s jock villain 1111
𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 11hI bet he said “no beards” because he can’t grow one? Idk what the special forces, famously bearded, think about this asshole 190
Reposted by 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Hoot! Squawk! Bkark! Squee! (Bird noises there) I have added three new birds to my bird art shop store art gallery website, so someone can actually BUY them if they want, I know, how lucky would that person be!? 💨 www.chloecumming.com/birds 47632
Reposted by 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Gotta keep trying! Here are birds 03714
𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 15hGenuinely love this, everyone should heavily yassify people rather than blur out their faces 190
Reposted by 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 15hIt's very weird that people continue to do this thing with appearances, it's self-soothing to reassure themselves that of course their attractive parasocial faves aren't monsters. But it's extra weird when they can't notice the salient issue of his appearance is that of the Asmongold lifestyle 21197
Reposted by 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 30/09/2026Here’s the bigger ask I mentioned: I owe $6k in back rent. I’ve been selling my limited belongings to reduce the number but it is slow going and I can’t hope to cover it all, especially not in the short time I have. I have enough to cover October rent and little more. More details below. 18839793
Reposted by 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails) @majima.club · 30/09/2026If you have been enjoying the Adventures of Enchirito lately or I have made you laugh, please consider helping me pay my rent or get some groceries while I wait to see if I get this job or get turned down! I also have a shop where you can buy THINGS! Please help me eat a vegetable today 11315
Reposted by 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜Steady the squirrel @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 23hThanks, Wikipedia. Before reading this article my sister and I thought child abandonment was “blasé” and “no biggie” respectively. 021
𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Christa Pike getting executed for something she did 30 years ago, when she was 18 years old, is the perfect example of why the US needs prison abolition 170
𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My handwriting is worse than Greg Brockman’s signature. Do I deserve ridicule too? 030
𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Greg Brockman won’t see you making fun of his handwriting. Your disabled friends with shaky hands absolutely WILL see you shitting on them, just like this reply. 110
𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Inshallah they finish the roof today, I need to sleep 130
Reposted by 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Love to see a bunch of ostensibly progressive people shitting all over the bad handwriting here. If any of them saw my handwriting, they’d likely also call me a child. Tremors are a real thing and far more people have them than you think 3183
𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They’ll keep shitting on Nader and Bernie for the next thousand years. It’s all their fault, surely they’re the only ones to blame! 0130
𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This mf been staring at me while I do dishes…gonna use him to dry the plates 180
Reposted by 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜skeeter longpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i think we need to give the trix rabbit a huge rack. i think we need to give the lucky charms leprechaun a huge rack. i think we need to give captain crunch a huge rack. we need to give those cinnamon toast crunch freaks huge freaking racks 4446
Reposted by 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Trump 1 was the racist reaction to Obama, Trump 2 is the rapist and pedophile reaction to MeToo. Weird that those venn diagrams overlap so much, eh 136076
𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Right? The thing that AI is best for is coming up with a million shitty ideas as quickly as possible. Consultants also do that but they’re way slower 171
Reposted by 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜dan solomon @dansolomon.com · 30/09/2026always fascinates me that somehow it doesn’t seem to occur to these people that ai might replace, say, mckinsey consultants 7627
Reposted by 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜Fredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Poster™ @fredo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026kind of a classic dunning kruger thing where people read a book or take a 2 week seminar and then buy into this idea of being "body language experts" and then they go onto be confidently incorrect like 60% of the time 161
Reposted by 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜Fredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Poster™ @fredo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Yeah, very similar - I know it is tempting to do it with these cartoonishly evil ghouls but many people frequently make totally incorrect attributions based on body language and handwriting and they do so with a lot of confidence, it's a well known big problem in psychology 171
𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Surprised that Newsom would do this, normally he’s all for causing pain 110
𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Love to see a bunch of ostensibly progressive people shitting all over the bad handwriting here. If any of them saw my handwriting, they’d likely also call me a child. Tremors are a real thing and far more people have them than you think 3183
Reposted by 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Time for this classic again. 150162135434
Reposted by 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I'm in Göbekli Tepe, shirtless in a loin cloth 0359
𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Wife and I are still looking at where we want to settle down and Maryland and PA are the top two contenders right now for proximity to her family and preferred climate 120
Reposted by 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜Tactical Neural Insekt @spiralrings.blue · 29/09/2026it's like seeing a really dangerous highly specific chemical warning symbol but not knowing what it means, just that it's bad. 111
𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It honestly wouldn’t be shocking if this is what galvanized coastal dems into actually pursuing some kind of accountability for trump. Deeply disappointing, yes. Shocking, no. 120
𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Really curious as to what the image generation prompt was for this one 140
𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Huge fan of dam failure explanation videos right now 110
Reposted by 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜anna, journalist, get woke or DEI trying @fakerobotgamer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026 34710
Reposted by 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Cherokee street magician. Trying to preserve our Native American Magic Culture. If you like my work, please, please, please help support it, any little bit helps a lot and is greatly appreciated. cash.app/$lostcitymagic www.paypal.me/JeramyNeugin ko-fi.com/jeramyneugincash.appPay me on Cash AppInstantly exchange money for free on Cash App 0119
Reposted by 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 06/05/2024The City of Minneapolis' downtown is comprised of human hamster tubes that connect banks to other banks there is a target there if you touch something target gives you a hamster name. I once saw a moth the size of of cow eat a woman. There are no bathrooms just shredded newspapers covering the tubes 414827
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