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Totally 𖤐 Bitchcakes

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"Centipedes? In *my* vagine?" It's more likely than you think. .˳·˖✶𓆩𓁺𓆪✶˖·˳.𓋼𓍊 𓆣 𓍊𓋼𓍊 ⁶⁶⁶𓃶⛧𓆙

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Totally 𖤐 Bitchcakes @m33gs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this works best if you read the caption in elizabeth holmes's voice
the liberty biberty puppet looking at nathan fielder saying, "why would i liberty biberty you?"
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
RIP Peter Max, 60s icon
colorful Peter Max poster for National Library Week captined
be all you can be. read.
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Maybe the schedules hadn’t been updated; humans are so fucking unreliable when it comes to maintaining data.
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Totally 𖤐 Bitchcakes @m33gs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
weird because today I had to cancel my trip to see family in kauai because hurricane lowell tore the island up yesterday. i fucking hate these people
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Totally 𖤐 Bitchcakes @m33gs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
this made me sad
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Totally 𖤐 Bitchcakes @m33gs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
fuckass hurricane
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Totally 𖤐 Bitchcakes @m33gs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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thedarklab.bsky.social @thedarklab.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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All The Food Is Poison - Adult Swim Sketch
ALT: All The Food Is Poison - Adult Swim Sketch
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Totally 𖤐 Bitchcakes @m33gs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
knuckle tats: D I C K N O S E
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Reuters @reuters.com · 04/09/2026
Romanian prosecutors indict Andrew Tate for trafficking minors, money laundering reut.rs/4621f9s
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Romanian prosecutors indict Andrew Tate for trafficking minors, money laundering
Romanian prosecutors officially ​indicted social ‌media influencer Andrew Tate on ​Friday for ​trafficking minors, money ⁠laundering, sex ​with a minor ​and witness tampering and his brother ​Tristan ​for complicity, years after ‌they ⁠first began investigating them.
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Totally 𖤐 Bitchcakes @m33gs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
memories
A guy in the foreground smiling with a Yellow Cab passing behind him all in view of Seattle's "Lusty Lady" with two shows, "Spring Beaver" and "The Skirt Locker" on the sign. Photo from 2010.
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Totally 𖤐 Bitchcakes @m33gs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
damn he looks creepy
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Totally 𖤐 Bitchcakes @m33gs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
shitty
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Totally 𖤐 Bitchcakes @m33gs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
ad
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Totally 𖤐 Bitchcakes @m33gs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
giant disco balls
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Totally 𖤐 Bitchcakes @m33gs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
he is authentically himself at all times!
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Totally 𖤐 Bitchcakes @m33gs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
same but mostly shiba www.tumblr.com/mustardtigress
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✧✧ In l⌽ve with the most twisted & precious things of the universe. ✧✧
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Totally 𖤐 Bitchcakes @m33gs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
my lottery dream home im v serious pls watch
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Dog with a Biscuit and a Chinese Cup by Giovanna Garzoni, 1640s
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Totally 𖤐 Bitchcakes @m33gs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I appreciate the late great franko
a sweet long haired black cat being held in someone's lap
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Dean Preston @deanpreston.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
“House Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries announced his opposition to Medicare for All on the same day a CBS News poll found 90 percent of Democratic voters support the idea—and 72 hours after a Yale University study showed the program would save 114,000 American lives and $1 trillion every year.”
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Hakeem Jeffries’ Betrayal Shows Why Democratic Voters Are So Enraged
House Dems’ leader declared his opposition to Medicare For All on the same day a new poll shows almost all Democratic voters support it.
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Totally 𖤐 Bitchcakes @m33gs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
tree kangaroo and baby
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Hakeem Jeffries is not up for the job. They have got to get rid of him in January.
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Totally 𖤐 Bitchcakes @m33gs.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Sadly the super rich have the power and we've given it all up.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Pronouncing Detroit the French way to piss everyone off
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 09/08/2026
The VA lost about 700 social workers and 500 psychologists and psychiatrists over the course of 2025 — a significant change for an agency that was adding mental health staffers nearly every month leading up to Trump’s return to office. Read our original investigation:
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Veterans Who Depend on Mental Health Care Keep Losing Their Therapists Under Trump
Hundreds of mental health professionals have left the Department of Veterans Affairs since President Donald Trump took office, leaving staff “at a breaking point” and some veterans waiting as long as…
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The Upshot @upshot.nytimes.com · 06/08/2026
Under Hegseth, Women’s Share of Top Military Promotions Plunged This Year The percentage of high-ranking officer nominations going to women is currently at its lowest level in over two decades. Via @cj-robinson.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2026/08/06/u...
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Totally 𖤐 Bitchcakes @m33gs.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
when i was a wee one i would be kept awake at night in bed trying my hardest to comprehend infinity, hurt my brain often
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Task & Purpose @taskandpurpose.com · 04/08/2026
Army ends anonymous reporting for harassment complaints trib.al/oQU93m2
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Army ends anonymous reporting for harassment complaints
Soldiers can no longer make anonymous reports of discrimination, and commanders can more easily dismiss complaints they disagree with.
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Totally 𖤐 Bitchcakes @m33gs.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
damn
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Totally 𖤐 Bitchcakes @m33gs.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
sad
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Good framing.
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Kindergarten girls targeted for invasive exams by new GOP-led ballot measure
Washington State voters will decide the fate of a ballot initiative that would require girls from kindergarten through high school to undergo sex-verification testing before playing school sports — a ...
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Totally 𖤐 Bitchcakes @m33gs.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
omg poor friendly little sweetie
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Totally 𖤐 Bitchcakes @m33gs.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Scrat from Ice Age Close-Up
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Micah @rincewind.run · 30/07/2026
you know which state had the second most Trump voters in 2024? over six million of them? almost beat out Texas for first? that’s right, deep blue California the man won’t even help out his own voters if their neighbors didn’t vote for him
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ballerina X @ballerinax.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
He just signed an AI content/training deal with Newsmax. He is not a responsible player in the information scape.
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Murshed Zaheed @murshedz.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
“Trump has rejected disaster aid for Democratic-run states at the highest rate in the 47-year history of the Federal Emergency Management Agency.” Right now people in blue states are basically paying federal taxes as if they’re colonized territories of red states. www.politico.com/news/2026/03...
Trump has denied most disaster requests from Democratic-led states

A graph  showing Presidential approval rates for disaster requests from Democratic-led states and Republican-led states

Source: POLITICO's E&E News analysis of FEMA records
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/07/2026
Teacher Required To Provide Own Salary theonion.com/teacher-required-to-pr…
Teacher Required To Provide Own Salary
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a frightful hobgoblin stalking throughout Europe @supermathskid.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
That tweet about "this how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white man kills his entire family" and it's a photo of a white guy speed boating with his white wife and white daughter
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Totally 𖤐 Bitchcakes @m33gs.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
smooth move, dicknose
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Basketball Reference @basketball-reference.com · 25/07/2026
When the Sonics moved to the Oklahoma City in 2008, their records, stats, and history went with them—but if Seattle gets another NBA team, that history could return. Watch our new YouTube video about some of sports' most complicated franchise histories: youtu.be/A0FNcgjMjgY
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open mike eagle @mike-eagle.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
AI event flyers are ruining my life cause I didn't know I had so many friends with bad taste
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Paul Bleicher @pbleic.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Astonishing. RFK Jr. adds 8 members to a 6 member FDA advisory panel. 6 of them were sellers of peptides, and the 7th a compounding pharmacist. In an 8-6 vote with all 8 votes coming from these new panel members, the panel approved 4 peptides against the objections of FDA scientists.
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FDA Panel Supports Lifting Restrictions on Four Peptides (Gift Article)
In an all-day hearing, the agency’s scientists argued against allowing broad access to unproven drugs that the agency had banned three years ago.
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Totally 𖤐 Bitchcakes @m33gs.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
TLC caption that says "Penis! Penis noir!"
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Totally 𖤐 Bitchcakes @m33gs.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
gross
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