Sign in

Lyle

@lylelylecrocodile.bsky.social
119 followers 98 following 22 posts

Remember the Nakba 🇵🇸

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Lyle
Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
every “ancient tradition” was invented between 1848-1870 and every “modern perversion” is so ancient as to predate writing
70132204943 0
Reposted by Lyle
Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Luigi Mangione
Alt: Luigi Mangione
023333 0
Reposted by Lyle
Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 09/10/2026
Killing people doesn't unkill other people. It just causes even more dead people. In fact once you realize that, you end up being opposed to *gestures generally at everything going on right now*.
201095171 0
Reposted by Lyle
Mac It Look Like An Accident @macrogers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Okay so we have a number now: the Onion is officially 6 months ahead of reality.
4151971335 0
Reposted by Lyle
Portland DSA @portlanddsa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
010422 0
Reposted by Lyle
Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
gn
Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
6572154456 0
Reposted by Lyle
dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
63113592581 0
Reposted by Lyle
Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You have been blessed by the friend onion :).
A clear container with fried onions in it the sign says "friend onion".
803692597 0
Reposted by Lyle
Mohamad Bazzi @mbazzi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Show This to Anyone Denying Genocide” — front page of @scotnational.bsky.social
“Show This to Anyone Denying Genocide” — front page headline of The National, Scotland
131399540 0
Lyle @lylelylecrocodile.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@wtyppod.bsky.social
010 0
Reposted by Lyle
merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 25/09/2026
i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay
103552479 0
Reposted by Lyle
🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
125123815270 0
Reposted by Lyle
weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
62107302534 0
Reposted by Lyle
Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 24/09/2026
fb memories kicked up this @rsbenedict.bsky.social tweet from 2016
tweet from RS Benedict 

i drew a venn diagram explaining the Trans Bathroom Panic situation

(a solid purple circle)
caption in red:
men who say people will pretend to be trans to creep on girls in the bathroom

caption in blue:
men who constantly fantasize about creeping on girls in the bathroom
327745 0
Reposted by Lyle
Dr. Hesse Daria⚡[bæddelstar galactica] @thatdoll.online · 23/09/2026
smdh
Sabrina Carpenter does not know the bore size of the Volvo B5254T4 Whiteblock
721140 0
Reposted by Lyle
The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
“Let’s see, is it ‘they’re’ or ‘their’? Phew, that would have been embarrassing.” — Carson Myers, local man
theonion.com
Career-Ending Facebook Comment Double-Checked For Spelling
PHOENIX—Carefully noting several mistakes he’d made while typing up what would ultimately be the worst mistake of his life, local man Carson Myers spent several minutes Tuesday double-checking the car...
1471244 0
Reposted by Lyle
Matt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 20/09/2026
Onion article with a photo of a traffic jam on a freeway:

“Dispatch
Report: 98 Percent Of
U.S. Commuters Favor Public Transportation For Others”
272243360 0
Reposted by Lyle
victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I told Burt about the impact of diesel prices on staple goods and now he just keeps looking at me like this
Burt (small orange tabby boy) looking very concerned with big pupils
432886580 0
Reposted by Lyle
TallFroGuy - Shape Decider @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
もらった!#critterposting
Crude drawing of a cat white and black spotted cat boomeranging itself into the air to catch a bendy toy in an extravagant fashion in front of a stripey wooden door and beige walls and tiles. Shaped like shapes.
318638 0
Reposted by Lyle
the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
when wikipedia launched, the idea that an encyclopedia could be reliably maintained by the public was a joke. now, it's a marvel, a remarkable resource, virtually the only website that remotely delivers on its potential and practically the last pleasant browsing experience on the internet.
5058451262 0
Reposted by Lyle
ffrf.org @ffrf.org · 17/09/2026
This #ConstitutionDay, remember that our Constitution is completely god-free, and only mentions religion to exclude it from government interference. How are you celebrating? 📜🇺🇸💫
26519 0
Reposted by Lyle
Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 31/08/2026
#PSA
Wildflower photography along the Grinnell Glacier trail in Glacier National Park, Montana with the caption 

capitalism cannot solve the problems it creates
334057 0
Reposted by Lyle
Mighoul Revenantparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
6277062029 0
Reposted by Lyle
Team Two Dogs @lchanwrites.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Spaniel doing what spaniels do
0102 0
Reposted by Lyle
The Mask of the Red Jeph @ass.golf · 11/09/2026
lmao eat my entire ass you fucking crybabies
Hi, We've reviewed a Post on your account @ass.golf and found it violates Bluesky's Community Guidelines on Respectful Discourse. We create a safe space for discussion by prohibiting threats and content meant to scare or intimidate people.

For example:

Do not threaten others with death, serious harm, or express that others should be hurt or killed.
Do not promote, glorify, or incite violence against individuals or groups.
Do not share graphic violent content designed to shock, disturb, or intimidate others.
The following Post was removed:

happy first year in hell to charlie kirk

Your Post was removed, but no new strikes have been applied to your account.

If you believe this action was taken in error, you can appeal within 14 days by emailing moderation@blueskyweb.xyz. Please include context about why you believe this decision was incorrect.

Bluesky Moderation Team
222208388 0
Reposted by Lyle
cat everyday 🍊 @drawcateveryday.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is #641 for Friday, all caught up again! Follower's week is tough, because I want to spend more time per drawing so I fall behind. This is Lola with the coolest hat @cathcrochetsuk.bsky.social #art #cat #illustration
36713 0
Reposted by Lyle
TallFroGuy - Shape Decider @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The sweetest sound of all is the specific tone and cadence i have used to memorise my credit card number because i have given the lyrics to so many people but none will hear its sweet song except me and perhaps my dearest loved ones
071 0
Reposted by Lyle
CrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective @crimethinc.com · 11/09/2026
As soon as the attacks occurred on September 11, 2001, we designed this poster and began circulating it. We knew the attacks on the United States didn't come out of nowhere. And as the patriots waved their flags, we knew that it wouldn't be long before there were hundreds of thousands more dead.


https://crimethinc.com/posters/your-leaders-cant-protect-you
116964 0
Reposted by Lyle
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Ruben Rabasa in ITYSL: He Admit It!
ALT: Ruben Rabasa in ITYSL: He Admit It!
402149258 0
Reposted by Lyle
The Onion @theonion.com · 10/09/2026
“We’re looking forward to shining a spotlight on mental health this season, in particular, a rare, atypical depressive disorder that responds only to giving and receiving oral sex.” — Jacob Tierney, showrunner
theonion.com
‘Heated Rivalry’ Producers Tease Season 2 Arc In Which Ilya Diagnosed With Depression Only Blow Jobs Can Cure
TORONTO—Sharing new details about what fans could expect next from the hit series, Heated Rivalry producers teased Wednesday that Season 2 would follow an arc in which character Ilya Rozanov is diagno...
1178259 0
Reposted by Lyle
Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now
photo of a white truck with the logo for Bob’s BBQ Emporium, which is written in comic sans and has a charming rudimentary illustration of a pig
171165833585 0
Reposted by Lyle
Molly Crabapple @mollycrabapple.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
ICE got permission to cut open a Cuban hunger striker’s stomach and insert a gastric tube to make him easier to forcefeed Nuremberg trials are too merciful for these monsters www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
ICE given permission to force-feed Cuban hunger striker with gastric tube
Exclusive: court orders seen by Guardian show agency given approval to fit Texas detainee with tube without his consent
13250482075 0
Reposted by Lyle
Brooke Harrington @ebharrington.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Feminist theory remains undefeated in explaining the weirdest parts of the Trump administration. I'm just going to keep posting this skeleton-key-to-MAGA passage, written over 40 years ago, until everyone gets it.
"To say that straight men are heterosexual is only to say that they engage in sex (fucking exclusively with the other sex, i.e., women). All or almost all of that which pertains to love, most straight men reserve exclusively for other men. The people whom they admire, respect, adore, revere, honor, whom they imitate, idolize, and form profound attachments to, whom they are willing to teach and from whom they are willing to learn, and whose respect, admiration, recognition, honor, reverence and love they desire… those are, overwhelmingly, other men. In their relations with women, what passes for respect is kindness, generosity or paternalism; what passes for honor is removal to the pedestal. From women they want devotion, service and sex.

Heterosexual male culture is homoerotic; it is man-loving.”
― Marilyn Frye, The Politics of Reality: Essays in Feminist Theory
582843813 0
Reposted by Lyle
jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
#resist
182900365 0
Reposted by Lyle
Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/08/2026
Microsoft purged the data of over 170,000 nonprofits with little to no warning. Yet another entry in the ledger of “big tech should not be surprised that people hate them now.”
slate.com
The Quiet Decision Microsoft Made That Devastated Thousands of Nonprofits
When the tech giant retired a popular software grant, years of nonprofit data vanished with it.
221034434 0
Reposted by Lyle
Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
LMAOOOOOOOOOO somebody finally asked the transphobes if they know any WNBA players besides and NOPE
343148153446 0
Reposted by Lyle
Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 14/08/2026
"They’ve asked me twice and I’ve had to explain my answer is never gonna change from a no.”"
192445491 0
Reposted by Lyle
Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12/08/2026
Peggy Flanagan: "We need to rip ICE apart and stop from them from terrorizing our communities"
339196293902 0
Reposted by Lyle
Free Cats Daily😻 @freecatsdaily.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Camouflage level: Expert. #Cat #Caturday
766156648 0
Reposted by Lyle
Chris B-Eeeeek!-ler 👻 @cwbuecheler.com · 06/08/2026
I would like to see more companies admit this - being a public company no longer means running a successful, thriving business. It strictly means delivering growth to investors, every single quarter, who do not care at all about the product the company sells or the people who produce it.
6062981900 0
Reposted by Lyle
The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are transgender athletes in youth sports.
136159374674 0
Reposted by Lyle
Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
He is so good at this
7254671183 0
Reposted by Lyle
Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Technology is cool, too bad they made it evil
344741899 0
Reposted by Lyle
InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Share this post to announce that you are free from both hell AND marriage!
574740633 0
Reposted by Lyle
beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a guy wearing glasses, a backwards flat rim hat, and a graphic t-shirt featuring an image of Ne-Yo (the singer) is holding a vape and appears to be holding in his breath. He says with his hands raised presentationally, “ok now check this:” Panel 2: the guy is blowing fat O’s through each other in a crazy smoke trick. Seated in a circle around him are elder aliens with long wizard-like beards and mysterious sparkling robes, each as tall as a house. The elders are all completely enraptured with the performance of the vape trick guy.
4782511113 0
Reposted by Lyle
Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 12/06/2026
always complete this checklist before leaving the house
sign reading

IS IT HOT?
DOES IT LOOK GOOD?
ARE YOU PROUD
TO SERVE IT?
957751466 0
Reposted by Lyle
Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 04/07/2026
when the telephone screamed if you logged on it was trying to warn us
243779 0
Reposted by Lyle
Garrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot
3155644465 0
Reposted by Lyle
donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
now i'm a broken man on an ithaca pier the last of agamemnon's privateers
527363 0