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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How the fuck are any of us functional. We’re 1% of the population, give or take, and we have Great Depression employment numbers
But Democrats in Republican-leaning districts are under pressure to respond. One Democratic strategist estimated that fully half of the GOP’s messaging this year has been around transgender issues — about the same time they’ve given the economy, data centers, immigration and crime put together.
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brian "kyoni" || Nth Circle @briannthcircle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Super Intelligence" was an attempted forced increase in the initial pyramid scheme and thus was not in itself an actual transformation. Alternate names: -Super Intelligence 2nd Grade -Power Stressed Super Intelligence Similar Techniques: -100% Full Power Super Metaverse Evolved -Wrathful Grok
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
archeologists popped off when they named one of our ancestors "homo erectus." fucking got their asses
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Nat Hubbell @nathubbell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I had to make a GIF...
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Millie(let) @gyro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
brb I'm gonna go get Space Crucified like in End of Evangelion just to aura farm
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Baldi🍉 @baldikonijn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's my birthday today!!! 🥳🙌 So what better day than to share more of these sleek dragons I have been doing for funsies. Here is one inspired by Elasmosaurids!
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Bill Krause @admiralbuck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
October '68 issue S&T
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H I Sutton @covertshores.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Britain needs to do better
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Carney is truly the Reagan of Canada. A calming, paternalistic figure in a period of apocalyptic uncertainty who galvanizes the economy with short-sighted right wing fiscal policies. And like Reagan, every disaster that Canada encounters in the future will be traceable to his administration.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Katie smacks her lips at the prospect of consuming a gigantic meatball sub. She takes a gigantic bite out of it. While chewing, a man sidles up to her and says "sir.. or uh... Ma'am? They? I just wanna say you are so brave..." Katie, mouth full of marinara, winces at the man's attempted gesture of kindness.
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It's Fluxom!!! @fluxom.art · 22/09/2026
Making an alt acct where I pose as a newtype and have 8 bot accounts named Funnel 1-8 who swarm comments with co-ordinated "L+ratio" attacks when I say Funnels, destroy this post.
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Airplanes.gov.uk @planeyboys.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Some sort of splooting sea creature
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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 17/09/2026
frantically trying to figure out how to convert a diesel engine to boneless wings
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lylabean @lylabean.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
bringatrailer.com/listing/six-... new strange car dropped
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No Reserve: Custom Six-Wheeled 2019 Ford EcoSport Titanium
Bid for the chance to own a No Reserve: Custom Six-Wheeled 2019 Ford EcoSport Titanium at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #263,939.
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the gyrados of hot women @renorraven.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
desperately begging all the photographers i know to use the lens that animorphs me into MIG-21
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran saying "I'm in love with the shape of you" while looking at a map of Greater Israel
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Katie says "I'm going to take a selfie under harsh overhead lighting." She then says "I'm also gonna use a reeeeal unflattering focal length." Her selfie comes out looking predictably demonic. She screams "OH GOD! I objectively look like this!"
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 14/09/2026
one reason liberals & leftists who otherwise claim to "sympathize with the oppressed" are being pretty quick to throw out trans people is because they don't think trans people, especially trans women, actually experience any oppression at all. they conceptualize transmasculine transition as
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 11/09/2026
still the funniest reply ive ever received on this site
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Craig Johnson @cajohnson-craig.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
52 years ago, the military of Chile staged a coup against President Salvador Allende, medical doctor and leader of a Socialist coalition government, the region's first elected socialist leader.
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jane slugwife @doctors-hate-her.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
@postoctobrist.bsky.social ism with @victoriascott.bsky.social characteristics
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From the ArmaReforger community on Reddit: ARMA Reforger: Rally DLC Announced
Explore this post and more from the ArmaReforger community
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HAL @hal-monitor.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
BASEBALL YURI (1/5)
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Asher @asher.dog · 30/08/2026
this place is real and I have a spray bottle to prove it. watch out. a PineconePaladin comic commission www.furaffinity.net/view/65866094/
three panels of a comic strip:
1. I'm a human climbing carefully across a stream
2. I slip and fall into the stream with a splash
3. I'm pulling myself out of the stream, soaking wet from my torso down. "Awwwh DAMN. Sigh. Happens." A tail is visibile behind me in the water...

#furry #furryart #transfur #transformation #tf #manedwolfsix panels of a comic strip:
1. I emerge shakily from the stream and my legs are furry, digitigrade, soaking wet maned wolf legs. A soggy tail hangs behind me
2. I flop down onto the ground, startled, staring at my furry legs. "Oh-- WHAT the--"
3. My eyes light up and my jaw drops as I hold up one of my feetpaws. "OOOH my G--"
4. I eagerly pull up my shirt to see fur spreading up my torso
5. Kneeling and wagging my tail aggressively, I raise my fists in victory, shouting "YESS!!" I have fangs...
6. My clothes go flying through the air as I toss them away

#furry #furryart #transfur #transformation #tf #manedwolfthree panels of a comic strip:
1. I'm trying to stand on all fours, still mostly human from the chest up and wobbling a bit, looking down between my arms at my back paws. "Oop-- okay--"
2. My hands have become paws and my quadrupedal stance has stabilized. Only my head is still semi-human; the rest is a maned wolf. "There we go! Okay!"
3. Finally fully transformed, I jump excitedly back and forth, all over the place. Boing boing boing!

#furry #furryart #transfur #transformation #tf #manedwolfone panel of a comic strip:
Worked up from all my excited jumping around, my tongue hangs out the end of my snout as I pant and wag my tail happily. "Huff huff" "Oh my god NOBODY is gonna believe me!"

#furry #furryart #transfur #transformation #tf #manedwolf
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Salamanding @salamanding.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
drawing my sona into things because i like her
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If you'd like to know more, I did an interview about the project you can watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu9u... and of course if you've made it this far and want to skip directly to buying it, you can preorder it at Antithesis Press directly right now! antithesispress.com/product/poll...
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Interview with Victoria Scott - creator of Pollination
YouTube video by AntithesisPress
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Ghostdog Millionaire 🇿🇦/sa @projectauuman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Artist: DocksEcky
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
motoko: i can't jump in for this mission, batou, i'm about to have a whole lesbian cyber orgy. batou: [listening to the khz shifts in the background of the call] batou: batou: no you're not. motoko: hey- batou: you've got one basic PC rig running. you're posting on forums. motoko: HEY.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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SplashZone @splashzone.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Happy 3rd anniversary to AC6!
Drawing of a girl in pilot suit holding a stuffed dog plushy and a glowing red girl beside her. Both are holding up one hand with three fingers up.
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padmé amygdala @ali1m.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
mfw I see a dainty ankle
a crop from the original photo where a plane looks surprised
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Faith K. Falkner @faithfalkner.com · 24/08/2026
The juxtaposition of this overly courteous headline with the words "novel challenges" and "unconventional route" with @trangirlismo.bsky.social's live coverage is sending me.
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moby dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 24/08/2026
As a tranny, I sexually identify as an attack helicopter; it appears, however, that the attack helicopters' trannies sexually identify as the ground
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 24/08/2026
unless you figure out an empirical way to measure performance callously going “well the bottom X percent are just going to have to reskill” is just self soothing to avoid grappling with the luck involved in staying in a decent career
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pinky @tanookitalez.com · 24/08/2026
reunion
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Airplanes.gov.uk @planeyboys.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Speedboats but jet fighter shaped
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stable strategies @stablestrategys.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
ben franklin after i tell him about neopussy:
franklin: and they, invert it, you say? or use the skin of a common river fish? wondrous!
me: so you don’t think it’s weird?
franklin: a bit strange, perchance, but i am a man firmly rooted in the belief that anything that increases the number of flowers betwixt the thighs of the fairer sex is a boon to the world at large. do you have to travel far for this procedure?
me: actually philly’s a really good place to live if you ever want it
franklin, laughing uproariously: of course glorious philadelphia stands even centuries later as a great bastion of personal freedoms and individual liberties! truly, the future contains naught but marvels!
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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 21/08/2026
I believe all women are natural pilots. I believe the term "a woman's intuition" refers to her God-given proclivities toward understanding such concepts as yaw, pitch, and roll. That's just how I am.
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⳽ⳑⲇⳕⲛⲉ @sloanelysbeth.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
jk rowling threatens international human rights organistions and the nhs with slapp lawsuits and we still have to hear from cis ppl about how she just has opinions that we disagree with. it's not normal to be engaging in vexatious lawfare against human rights organisations and the nhs.
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Dragon "Gay'ed Too Close to the Sun" Fish @dragonfish.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Tran Girlismo: someone in your metamor's discord probably already listens to it. Tran Girlismo: your favorite trans girl's favorite podcast. Tran Girlismo: the peanut gallery to the American Century of Humiliation. Tran Girlismo: all vehicle purchase advice should be taken as parody.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Luckily, the global petrodollar wasn’t based partially on America’s ability to ensure free navigation of seas and enforce global airspace, so we have nothing to worry about [touches finger to airspace] ladies and gentlemen I’m just getting word from the studio,
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
(3/3)
Page 3, 1 image. Noah morphs into a blue and yellow macaw, to the absolute astonishment of Lindsay.
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DJ Cat Punk 🇵🇸 🍉 @djcatpunk.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Sword Liv-sbian @oblivias.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
GITS pervert nurse girl get back on screen. GITS pervert nurse girl go check major for wounds I'm sure she's got some c'mon give her more SCREEN TIME
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lucy @lycanlucy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
text that says "i dont want to be strong anymore i want nice things to happen to me for free" over a crusty image of a rat from super mario 3d world
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
learning that the WNBA news cycle about trans people involves zero trans people feels like coming accross a cartoon dust cloud that dissipates to reveal there's only one guy in it kicking his own ass
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Sam Fischman @schrodingercatgirl.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This seems to be getting some attention, so here's another picture of me with the plushie, and some historical footage of the original missile! youtu.be/kvZGaMt7UgQ
Sam holding the Sprint missile plush and 2 Blahaj
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 02/08/2026
really loving all the protests against and support for trans women happening in and around the WNBA, a league that has never had a trans woman play in it. we’re just THAT interesting to talk about! for everyone! how fun!!!!
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Ada Bee, Queen of September @mercury01.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
here's a new bumper sticker design
A parody of the Amnesty International logo (a stylized candle with barbed wire wrapped around it), with a hand coming out of the barbed wire and pinching the candle flame out. In place of "Amnesty International" is written "Sorry Miss Rowling / It won't happen again".
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