the gyrados of hot women @renorraven.bsky.social · 24/09/2026currently in the middle of being told that the entire service request page on an appliance company's website is an AI hallucination after we purchase a fridge from them that broke in two weeks. i love the future 190
the gyrados of hot women @renorraven.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i'm proud to announce that, as the next step in xbox's transition (i've abandoned all of my principles and work for microsoft now), we've decided to put a bullet in the back of Obsidian's head and will be burying them in a shallow grave by the side of the road. also kill yourself 0281
the gyrados of hot women @renorraven.bsky.social · 04/09/2026wow the FF Resonance UI looks bad. we should've never taught gamers about partial transparency. 190
the gyrados of hot women @renorraven.bsky.social · 03/09/2026reject modernity and embrace tradition meme but its subtitled voice acted cutscenes and textboxes 1160
the gyrados of hot women @renorraven.bsky.social · 03/09/2026to briefly clarify what i mean here: take a look at this cutscene from FFVII Revelation: youtu.be/iC5rCUg1av4?... every one working here is talented. the voice actors, the animators, the writers. but the moment-to-moment pacing and composition of the scene is uh. its bad.youtu.beFinal Fantasy 7 Revelation NEW Gameplay Demo PS5 (PlayStation State of Play)YouTube video by Rubhen925 150
the gyrados of hot women @renorraven.bsky.social · 03/09/2026i actually think the problem is full V.O., for many many different reasons. it not only balloons production scope, but it also frequently grinds narrative pacing to a halt. especially for dialogue heavy games! if they're this skippable; many of these cutscenes could have and should have been emails. 3404
the gyrados of hot women @renorraven.bsky.social · 03/09/2026i fucking hate UE5 lmao. i do not need to know what an overworked 35 year old thinks the skin and clothing texture of a 23 year old looks like. i just don't. 0140
the gyrados of hot women @renorraven.bsky.social · 02/09/2026launching a new website where i tell you which video game reviewers are Fake and which are Gay 1543
the gyrados of hot women @renorraven.bsky.social · 02/09/2026it is a real tragedy that we are not all constantly talking about Prominence, a modder for the solo-dev tactics RPG Horizon's Gate, who has almost singlehandedly produced an entire second video game's worth of content; seemingly unprompted. a just industry would never shut up about people like this. 1132
the gyrados of hot women @renorraven.bsky.social · 02/09/2026i fear that if i publicly state the way i feel about video game reviews; that they will put me in a facility. i will be placed inside of a Sphere 0201
the gyrados of hot women @renorraven.bsky.social · 31/08/2026ty to suriel for reminding me to also plug my consultancy services. i *also* provided feedback on MS2 among other things recently. i really, really love providing feedback on in-development projects and do so at competitive rates! (particularly flexible for indie devs) 1315
the gyrados of hot women @renorraven.bsky.social · 26/08/2026[workshopping a joke for the worst video essay you've ever seen]: do we think that microsoft sam contributed materially to the iraq war 1141
the gyrados of hot women @renorraven.bsky.social · 26/08/2026AHEM. i had what i would describe as "a housing emergency" which delayed the difficulty series A Lot. thankfully, i am submitting three shorter video scripts to my editor later today. i will not give firm dates yet but expect those sooner than you may think!!! i will reveal 2 of the 3 draft titles. 2282
Reposted by the gyrados of hot womenAura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 12/08/2026also if you ARE submitting, new for this year: I wrote up a detailed guide for the actual submissions process! (and am now reposting this post bc I fucked up the link the first time) auratriolo.com/blog/2026/07...auratriolo.comA quick guide to the Submissions Interface for The Independent Games Festival (IGF) – AURAMBLES 1244
the gyrados of hot women @renorraven.bsky.social · 06/07/2026microsoft (evil) will keep doing this for as long as they have dozens to hundreds of consultants constantly telling them that their only path to profitability is through downsizing internal teams and outsourcing development to large 3rd party studios like Keywords. 1110
the gyrados of hot women @renorraven.bsky.social · 06/07/2026what if one of them was rendered into tallow 1141
the gyrados of hot women @renorraven.bsky.social · 02/07/2026let me just say: i would Personally be cautious about reporting about situations for which there are likely ongoing negotiations. especially when those negotiations will be heavily influenced by the public perception of the parties in question. 190
the gyrados of hot women @renorraven.bsky.social · 01/07/2026i think that "we need consoles because they are plug and play" is part of how we got here in the first place. consoles have never been frictionless game machines. they have mechanical parts. they break! sometimes you need to blow on a cartridge or clean a disk or even replace a disk drive. 1140
Reposted by the gyrados of hot womenautumn wright 🍂 @autumn-wright.com · 01/07/2026really appreciate the sympathy and listings people have sent so far! and if you need writing, research, interviews, or editing in the near future I will have a lot more time starting in August to take on more one off projects. 03314
Reposted by the gyrados of hot womenthe gyrados of hot women @renorraven.bsky.social · 17/06/2026i hope that harry kane is consumed in a pillar of light and rendered into a pile of salt like lot's wife. 192
Reposted by the gyrados of hot womenDevolver Digital @devolverdigital.com · 22/06/2026DARK SCROLLS is OUT NOW on Switch + Steam! 🧑🤝🧑 Play solo or team-up online/locally 🐀 Huge roster of characters, each with unique gameplay 🍄 So many upgrades it'll make you scared! 💸 Only $9.99, plus Gunbrella and Gato Roboto for free(!?) You've got questions, we've got wisdom. Call +1-(240)-5WIZARD 220455
the gyrados of hot women @renorraven.bsky.social · 21/06/2026neurotic on this episode of podcast in ways you would not believe 0120
the gyrados of hot women @renorraven.bsky.social · 17/06/2026i think that, to maintain the spirit of the Wacky world cup we're having, one of the england players should explode on the pitch like a baseball struck bird 1212
the gyrados of hot women @renorraven.bsky.social · 15/06/2026belgium v egypt providing us all with a great reminder of why it is important to actually try kicking the ball into the goal during the world cup 140
Reposted by the gyrados of hot womenthe gyrados of hot women @renorraven.bsky.social · 10/06/2026is it a microaggression when i show trans men pictures of horses and other horse related content 0161
the gyrados of hot women @renorraven.bsky.social · 10/06/2026is it a microaggression when i show trans men pictures of horses and other horse related content 0161
the gyrados of hot women @renorraven.bsky.social · 09/06/2026why play forza horizon 6, which is both fake And gay, when you could instead be playing Racing Lagoon for the playstation. you too could be whipping shitties through the streets of yokohama in a car that feels like ass. 1180
the gyrados of hot women @renorraven.bsky.social · 09/06/2026with hd-2d we have re-invented the PSX rpg. square should try making Ten Thousand of them again 3401
the gyrados of hot women @renorraven.bsky.social · 03/06/2026i've started calling every drink that i make "faggot's sprite" which is making it really confusing when my friends ask me to make them something. could be a blood orange espresso tonic. could be sparkling water, lemon juice, and home made rose syrup. who is to say 1170
the gyrados of hot women @renorraven.bsky.social · 03/06/2026tbc. video games can do single-shot scenes really well (see: dead space 2), and actually have unique advantages over film when it comes to doing so. however! i do not think!!! that most games!!! are going!!! for what dead space 2 is going for!!! 2302
the gyrados of hot women @renorraven.bsky.social · 03/06/2026thank god video games have finally begun to embrace Truly Cinematic Storytelling with interminably long single-shot cutscenes. real artists hate lev kuleshov and his hack bullshit. 15610
the gyrados of hot women @renorraven.bsky.social · 27/05/2026he is six!!! he does not know what any of these words mean!!! 0211
the gyrados of hot women @renorraven.bsky.social · 26/05/2026did you know that if you serve too much cunt, they send someone from the government to kill you? 0170
the gyrados of hot women @renorraven.bsky.social · 26/05/2026was looking at patrick jane, the mentalist's, wikipedia page and saw this section. i think they should have this on everyone's wikipedia page. 140
the gyrados of hot women @renorraven.bsky.social · 25/05/2026james vowles is kinda like what would happen if you accidentally left another F1 team principal sit in a washing machine for two days straight bc you forgot to switch him over to the dryer : ( this is why i like him tbc 1100
the gyrados of hot women @renorraven.bsky.social · 25/05/2026made my account on memorial day because i am like the Troops of Gaming 0190
the gyrados of hot women @renorraven.bsky.social · 25/05/2026wait FUCK. i have one of these accounts now. i'm streaming slay the spire 2 right now : ) www.twitch.tv/renorraventwitch.tvrenorraven - Twitchmonday vibes stream. maybe slay the spire, idk. my heart is open to joy. 061
the gyrados of hot women @renorraven.bsky.social · 25/05/2026as a reward for making a bluesky account, i have decided to rewatch my favorite maki amv. despite my endless frustrations with jjk, she remains my little blorbo. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMki...youtube.comJujutsu Kaisen (season 3) -AMV- Maki vs Zen’in ClanYouTube video by Veb.r 120
Reposted by the gyrados of hot womenJurge Cruz-Alvarez @jurge.site · 25/05/2026Renata Price is my #1 go to mock reviewer. Her insight feels like a cheat code when helping the game get better. It's ridiculous how good and thoughtful her opinions are!! Her reports are also great reads! Here are some of the projects I've worked with her on: 2184
the gyrados of hot women @renorraven.bsky.social · 25/05/2026crit build's first big video essay came out last month, and is the proudest i've ever been of any piece of writing that i have released. it is about playing games while managing chronic pain and fatigue and how we talk about difficulty more broadly. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoWg...youtube.comDifficult Games: Beauty And PainYouTube video by Crit Build 38644
the gyrados of hot women @renorraven.bsky.social · 25/05/2026wanted to make my name on this app "slur girl" but though it would be bad for me professionally, so i settled on the much more regular "gyrados of hot women" 0140
the gyrados of hot women @renorraven.bsky.social · 25/05/2026i am very, very open for work at the moment and very good at mock reviewing/consultancy. my feedback is more dev-centric than most and generally revolves around aspects of game design which are often left out of other mock reviews (frame data, balance, and other fundamentals of feel and design). 210150
the gyrados of hot women @renorraven.bsky.social · 25/05/2026i have said, time and time again, that i would not create a bluesky account unless i was under Significant Financial Duress. alas! we have arrived at that point and so! here we are. so begins the promotional excruciation 0120