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fix your hearts or die he/him

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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 8h
A+ Fresno State fan shot
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 17/09/2023
Patrick the Wombat came to be in rescue when he was hit by a car as a young joey, and lived to 31, passing away in 2017. He was 4 ft long from snout to bony butt. He liked to take rides in a wheelbarrow and I love him very much.
Patrick the Wombat in his blue wheelbarrow.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 10h
like 4 teams in the big ten are canon. the rest are extended universe content
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lurch @lurchin.bsky.social · 12h
this guy looks like how brian doyle-murray’s characters sound
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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 16h
This is not "a controversial vaccine trial," it's biological warfare, conducted by European researchers on African infants. It's imperialism, racism, eugenics, and the hubris of incredibly stupid people. It's denying vaccines to newborns! In what fuckin universe is this a "vaccine trial"?
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Controversial vaccine trial touted by RFK Jr gets go-ahead in Guinea-Bissau
Recommended dose of hepatitis B vaccine will be withheld from thousands of newborns by Danish researchers
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lurch @lurchin.bsky.social · 16h
finished the lawn 10 minutes before the rain
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dog middle finger double finger f you sneaky sly
Alt: dog middle finger double finger f you sneaky sly
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lurch @lurchin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
people ranking florida low are never wrong, just early 
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lurch @lurchin.bsky.social · 18h
i am a simple man. i think indiana should be humbled.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 22h
Starting tomorrow everything is going to be OKAY!

They JUST announced it

Behind the text is an old school photoshop style picture of Britney Spears, Unicorns, and a Beach Setting.
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pussyfullawasps 🗡️ joa (they) @pussyfullawasps.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
please go see Forgotten Island it is a beautiful masterpiece of animation & storytelling. if you liked Spiderverse animation, you’ll be very happy its also full of Filipino mythology, ranking #1 in the Philippines for weeks now it’s silly & heartwarming it made me cry beginning & end go go go
vibrant and colorful character posters of 8 characters in the movie included the 2 main girls, a big blue baby demon, mushroom warriors, james franco as a dog man, a scary donny mommy, an agoraphobic cave lady, and a merman
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 22h
it’s what the People WANT
3 panel comic

Panel 1 is titled “AI Bros:”
An Ai Bro is standing in front of a TV wearing his default expression (SMUG)

Behind him on the TV is the axe scene from American Psycho where Patrick Bateman is wearing the transparent raincoat and standing next to his ridiculous stereo. Except in this image Christian Bale has been replaced by the AI Bro.

AI bro annoyingly says “People want to put themselves in movies”

Panel 2 and 3 are titled “People:”

Panel 2: 
A Blue Guy holds his phone up to a Yellow Guy and says “Hey! I’ve got a little video from that party”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy sees himself on the phone screen and almost cringes himself into a singularity. He is blushing and squeals “Ohh my Goddd. My FACE and VOICE”
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 23h
I’m an adult. This is a throwaway account, so I won’t be here long. I’m working on an anthology series called The Papercranes Anthology, it’s Christian faith inspired novels. I’m reaching out to ask if I can use your likeness (appearance) for some characters.
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Roz @rozinreallife.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Would be really cool if Utah actually let bsky people know that the game tomorrow got moved to 6pm.
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You too can have insomnia and listen to REM songs
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lurch @lurchin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
usu vs wsu race to the bottom
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lurch @lurchin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There’s a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven’t Thought of It Yet When the God of Love Returns There’ll Be Hell to Pay
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Micah @rincewind.run · 10/10/2026
evelyn normielib has had enough
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 09/10/2026
YUP
kei truck with lights under. they're purple
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Expertise is still a thing.
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 27/02/2025
mike ditka used to have a branded resort in kissimmee florida and there were lots of staged photos of mike ditka hanging out in it. i will post a bunch of them now. sorry for hte low resolution these are from like 2008
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He's an attractive, competent cishet white man with morals and assertiveness. The political landscape has been bereft of that very thing and white Americans are tired of national (and international) humiliation.
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026
"What are we, a bunch of BROWN people?" This is white people doing white people shit. Y'all had picnics under our hanging bodies but sure ok. It's like the Taliban.
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lurch @lurchin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
cat, please stop weaving through my legs as we walk down the stairs for breakfast. i would prefer we both live.
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 09/10/2026
You think a depressed person could make this?
Nikita Bier O @nikitabier
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Hello computer.
Decompile and distill Grand Theft Auto.
Make the game set in my hometown -- use Google Earth to reconstruct it in pixel-perfect detail.
Make the character me and have my spawn point be in the mansion I always look at on Zillow.
Review my chat memory and make every mission about my hopes and dreams.
Make it playable online so my friends can join.
When you're done, sell all my video games on Ebay and use that money to fund tokens for my next game.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tavern Brawl, after Gillis Van Tilborgh, 17th c, 📸 by @HagyPhoto
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lurch @lurchin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
love me a sane ai take
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lurch @lurchin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
spooky season = ciggy season
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lurch @lurchin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
donnie darko sitting with therapist meme

frame 1 “i built this really cool software to get stuff done”

frame 2 “is it just agents doing tasks?”

frame 3 “its just agents doing tasks”
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lurch @lurchin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“17 (degrees above average) Again” starring Zac Efron
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Colin @colin-fraser.net · 08/10/2026
I don't think there's much more reason to believe this than there was a year ago
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Nick Kodama 🌳👻 @nickkodama.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
LLM (Large Line Man) solves math problem
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they did the thing
an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Daaaaa
David Ortiz and Vlad Guerrero Jr gloating about the Jays eliminating the Yankees
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lurch @lurchin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they don’t call me Absolute Unit for nothing its a family name
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ceej @ceej.online · 08/10/2026
today in san francisco I saw a cybertruck with a keffiyeh wrap
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dealternatieve.bsky.social @dealternatieve.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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FATHER JOHN MISTY – THE X-PANDED UNIVERSE★★★★½ – 9/10
FATHER JOHN MISTY – THE X-PANDED UNIVERSE Zes minuten waarin Josh Tillman zelfs God in een stripboek krijgt ★★★★½ – 9/10 Father John Misty h...
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Jerry Boyle @jecboyle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s been a year since ICE killed him. He wasn’t just a name and a face. He was loved, and he’s missed.
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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
it’s always your ocd is driving us nuts never thanks for keeping us safe from unforeseen disasters with your uncanny pattern recognition
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sad Hank Hill
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
This is 40
A four panel comic; a man says “now that I’m an adult I can do whatever I want.” A woman says “do you want to come over to my house” and he says no and giggles in a blanket at home
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lurch @lurchin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i love when friends make me prosciutto and pesto. all my friends should make me prosciutto and pesto.
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 07/10/2026
Chinese Cigarettes would be a beautiful name for a Steely Dan album
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Anna Gifty @itsafronomics.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
lol like this ain't crazy to y'all because it's crazy to me. ONE GUY. One person. A singleton has a controlling stake in companies that broadcast to hundreds of millions of people. That is CRAZY.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 06/10/2026
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Dan Lyons @danlyons.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Has to be BYU
Michael Wilbon on “Pardon The Interruption” with the displayed question “Most impressive LDS team thus far?”
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/10/2026
interesting that conservatives were militantly “we must reward hustle” when the target was affirmative action at elite universities and now, when faced with the success of south asians and other groups, it is “i think we are too meritocratic”
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SydTheKid💋 @thicneyyy.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
“Chatbbt, is it raining?” Summer please. 😭😭😭
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