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fix your hearts or die he/him

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Fucking Every Word @everyword.bsky.social · 47s
fucking dictator
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lurch @lurchin.bsky.social · 14m
i know the most annoying english sound that has ever englished is leaving the mouth of the guy in the saquon jersey
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Mega Infinity ♾️ listen to Harmonic Convergence 🐍 @megainfinity.band · 11h
The basis of science is the moon is a lesbian, Mulder
Look, Scully, I know it's not your inclination but... did you ever look up into the night sky and feel certain that... the moon is a lesbian?
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The basis of science is that the moon is a lesbian, Mulder.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 1h
Can we be honest that so called 'wokeness' meant Black people demanding full social personhood and refusing to be silent about getting murdered/harmed by the state? So yes, that is more threatening to many in this country than is fascism. I think that's been clear.
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 3h
We've lived for so long with this mythology that sure, the wealthy can be cruel. But at least the cruelty has a point. Profit! I'd like us to open our hearts to other possibilities. Power doesn't just corrupt! It can also breed truly reality-distorting levels of incompetence.
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lurch @lurchin.bsky.social · 1h
ah no brit you’ll be too activated
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Julia Goolia @juliagoolia9.bsky.social · 1h
A gas station egg is funnier than Shane Gillis
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 1h
The gif in question
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silverbeard2026 @silverbeard2026.bsky.social · 18h
FYI
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 9h
Small island kingdom's state-owned propaganda arm censors woman's pro civil rights message
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Air to Ground Message: NO COMMENTS PAX WITH CAT ALLERGY SEATED NEAR CAT Area: Jersey Shore, NJ, USA Type: Embraer 175 (Enhanced Wing) A: #a0766257379 F: #f0847dde36f
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 13h
A+ Fresno State fan shot
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 17/09/2023
Patrick the Wombat came to be in rescue when he was hit by a car as a young joey, and lived to 31, passing away in 2017. He was 4 ft long from snout to bony butt. He liked to take rides in a wheelbarrow and I love him very much.
Patrick the Wombat in his blue wheelbarrow.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 15h
like 4 teams in the big ten are canon. the rest are extended universe content
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lurch @lurchin.bsky.social · 17h
this guy looks like how brian doyle-murray’s characters sound
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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 21h
This is not "a controversial vaccine trial," it's biological warfare, conducted by European researchers on African infants. It's imperialism, racism, eugenics, and the hubris of incredibly stupid people. It's denying vaccines to newborns! In what fuckin universe is this a "vaccine trial"?
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Controversial vaccine trial touted by RFK Jr gets go-ahead in Guinea-Bissau
Recommended dose of hepatitis B vaccine will be withheld from thousands of newborns by Danish researchers
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lurch @lurchin.bsky.social · 21h
finished the lawn 10 minutes before the rain
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dog middle finger double finger f you sneaky sly
Alt: dog middle finger double finger f you sneaky sly
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lurch @lurchin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
people ranking florida low are never wrong, just early 
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lurch @lurchin.bsky.social · 23h
i am also a jealous man. utah should’ve pulled it together before indifuckinana.
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lurch @lurchin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i am a simple man. i think indiana should be humbled.
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lurch @lurchin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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A cartoon comic with a man holding what looks like the weapon used to assassinate AbeThe weapon that assassinated Abe
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Starting tomorrow everything is going to be OKAY!

They JUST announced it

Behind the text is an old school photoshop style picture of Britney Spears, Unicorns, and a Beach Setting.
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pussyfullawasps 🗡️ joa (they) @pussyfullawasps.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
please go see Forgotten Island it is a beautiful masterpiece of animation & storytelling. if you liked Spiderverse animation, you’ll be very happy its also full of Filipino mythology, ranking #1 in the Philippines for weeks now it’s silly & heartwarming it made me cry beginning & end go go go
vibrant and colorful character posters of 8 characters in the movie included the 2 main girls, a big blue baby demon, mushroom warriors, james franco as a dog man, a scary donny mommy, an agoraphobic cave lady, and a merman
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
it’s what the People WANT
3 panel comic

Panel 1 is titled “AI Bros:”
An Ai Bro is standing in front of a TV wearing his default expression (SMUG)

Behind him on the TV is the axe scene from American Psycho where Patrick Bateman is wearing the transparent raincoat and standing next to his ridiculous stereo. Except in this image Christian Bale has been replaced by the AI Bro.

AI bro annoyingly says “People want to put themselves in movies”

Panel 2 and 3 are titled “People:”

Panel 2: 
A Blue Guy holds his phone up to a Yellow Guy and says “Hey! I’ve got a little video from that party”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy sees himself on the phone screen and almost cringes himself into a singularity. He is blushing and squeals “Ohh my Goddd. My FACE and VOICE”
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m an adult. This is a throwaway account, so I won’t be here long. I’m working on an anthology series called The Papercranes Anthology, it’s Christian faith inspired novels. I’m reaching out to ask if I can use your likeness (appearance) for some characters.
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Roz @rozinreallife.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Would be really cool if Utah actually let bsky people know that the game tomorrow got moved to 6pm.
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You too can have insomnia and listen to REM songs
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lurch @lurchin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
usu vs wsu race to the bottom
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lurch @lurchin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There’s a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven’t Thought of It Yet When the God of Love Returns There’ll Be Hell to Pay
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lurch @lurchin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
goddamn that primus shirt kicks ass
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Micah @rincewind.run · 10/10/2026
evelyn normielib has had enough
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 09/10/2026
YUP
kei truck with lights under. they're purple
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Expertise is still a thing.
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lurch @lurchin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
yeah, jesus (a) freak allegations are inescapable
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lurch @lurchin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
idk, penetration is like his thing
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 27/02/2025
mike ditka used to have a branded resort in kissimmee florida and there were lots of staged photos of mike ditka hanging out in it. i will post a bunch of them now. sorry for hte low resolution these are from like 2008
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He's an attractive, competent cishet white man with morals and assertiveness. The political landscape has been bereft of that very thing and white Americans are tired of national (and international) humiliation.
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lurch @lurchin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
you see how this looks, right?
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lurch @lurchin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i was wondering what your deal was, but i see you’re a former cato guy
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lurch @lurchin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
youre a wiener
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026
"What are we, a bunch of BROWN people?" This is white people doing white people shit. Y'all had picnics under our hanging bodies but sure ok. It's like the Taliban.
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lurch @lurchin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
cat, please stop weaving through my legs as we walk down the stairs for breakfast. i would prefer we both live.
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 09/10/2026
You think a depressed person could make this?
Nikita Bier O @nikitabier
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Hello computer.
Decompile and distill Grand Theft Auto.
Make the game set in my hometown -- use Google Earth to reconstruct it in pixel-perfect detail.
Make the character me and have my spawn point be in the mansion I always look at on Zillow.
Review my chat memory and make every mission about my hopes and dreams.
Make it playable online so my friends can join.
When you're done, sell all my video games on Ebay and use that money to fund tokens for my next game.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tavern Brawl, after Gillis Van Tilborgh, 17th c, 📸 by @HagyPhoto
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lurch @lurchin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
sane is the wrong word, im sorry. maybe grounded.
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lurch @lurchin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
novelty is still not much closer than it was a couple years ago.
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lurch @lurchin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
so many ai enthusiasts continue to misunderstand ai’s foundational principles and it is exhausting
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lurch @lurchin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
love me a sane ai take
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lurch @lurchin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
spooky season = ciggy season
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