Reposted by lucyfree 🦋skeeter longpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 11/04/2025*youth pastor sitting in a chair backwards during a fight with his wife* you know who else talked to sex workers? 9788204
Reposted by lucyfree 🦋they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Is it gay to shoot someone? What, they didn’t have enough holes for you already? 0186
lucyfree 🦋 @lucyfr.ee · 9hIt would be awesome if everyone learned how to torrent but at this point i'm willing to accept it's unrealistic. But at the very least everyone should have at least one friend who can torrent stuff for them 150
lucyfree 🦋 @lucyfr.ee · 10hTo an extent i've come around to being bi but i will say that being receptive to male attention would come a lot easier to me if i didn't still have the way they looked at me and treated me pre-transition seared into my memory 193
Reposted by lucyfree 🦋pig'slaundry @pigslaundry.bsky.social · 11hYea, i've drawn the bird a few times 184
Reposted by lucyfree 🦋lucyfree 🦋 @lucyfr.ee · 10/04/2026my problem is i learned from an early age that it's funny to say something unexpected and ridiculous in a normal unassuming tone of voice , but unfortunately if you're not already established as a jokester this just leads to a lifetime of people thinking you're actually stupid 0245
Reposted by lucyfree 🦋smolgrape | kinda hiatus @smolgrape.com · 31/03/2026you should treat a trans person today 2555342919
lucyfree 🦋 @lucyfr.ee · 11hIt's cool that the netflix Gilmore Girls miniseries confirms Michel is gay but i disagree with its revelation that he listens to Skrillex. The original series already established him as a Celine Dion gay. Skrillex is the type of music he would complain about tenants at the inn listening to 020
lucyfree 🦋 @lucyfr.ee · 19hStop writing google docs with the frugal jocks and come write word documents with the turd occupants 030
Reposted by lucyfree 🦋nanahoshi @soulpoison.bsky.social · 29/09/2026it’s insane to me that men insult each other by saying they eat pussy 1145
Reposted by lucyfree 🦋Joe Sparrow @torpordust.bsky.social · 29/09/2026brittany murphy's line reads for Luanne are so so good 3567158
lucyfree 🦋 @lucyfr.ee · 29/09/2026if i were president i would pass a law saying all NDAs are null and void. i just wanna see what happens 0174
lucyfree 🦋 @lucyfr.ee · 29/09/2026When was it decided that all the tv shows that broadcast in 60fps would be encoded at 30fps on streaming. Where was the meeting held and why was i not invited 2111
Reposted by lucyfree 🦋road trip bot @choro-qbooks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Oh, so you're just like me. I feel closer to you now. 022
lucyfree 🦋 @lucyfr.ee · 29/09/2026Theres some cbs sitcom about vampires and the tagline calls it "a sitcom with bite". And i remember that back when icarly premiered there was a tagline calling it a sitcom "with byte". And i think the reason neither of these puns work is that nobody has ever described a sitcom like that unironically 183
lucyfree 🦋 @lucyfr.ee · 29/09/2026national anthems are basically some shit they make you listen to if you live in a country 040
Reposted by lucyfree 🦋Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons 246242405629
Reposted by lucyfree 🦋road trip bot @choro-qbooks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Stamps!! Stamps!! Umm... I'm Yum-Yum! I believe in magic! You should believe too! 085
Reposted by lucyfree 🦋Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026No action is required You don’t need to do any action Please rest and calmly do no actions 623227
Reposted by lucyfree 🦋Ryan "Boy-Wife" Tatsu🌹 🏳️🌈 @elysiatatsu.bsky.social · 27/09/2025 🎃 127157586806
Reposted by lucyfree 🦋huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers 4161551265
lucyfree 🦋 @lucyfr.ee · 28/09/2026It says in the bible that marriage is between a man and a woman and another woman but that if the man steps out of line the women are allowed to kill him and continue the marriage on their own 020
Reposted by lucyfree 🦋Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026They’re just close friends. 32722145
lucyfree 🦋 @lucyfr.ee · 28/09/2026a horse walks into a bar. he's so lonely. all he's been searching for is warmth and connection, but as soon as he walks in the bartender cracks some joke about his appearance so he turns around and leaves 020
lucyfree 🦋 @lucyfr.ee · 27/09/2026Unrequited love is really the most humiliating thing you can experience on this earth i think 240
Reposted by lucyfree 🦋Alice Averlong 🏳️⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 27/09/2026No one wants to admit it but the first step to fixing TV is going to have to be making it 4:3 again 21648147
Reposted by lucyfree 🦋Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Many games for the GameCube use only a fraction of the storage capacity of the disc. I have analyzed the data to determine what the maximum number of retail Mario games that can fit on a single disc would be, creating the Luigi & Wario + Puzzle + Rhythm Maximum Value Pack. 8344771235
Reposted by lucyfree 🦋DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Paramount is no longer in financial trouble after giving all $111 billion of its debt to a singular employee, Kevin 7717167
Reposted by lucyfree 🦋Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/01/2026The phone is for making posts like "the ass is the father of the legs" whereas the computer is for posts that include words like "inexorably" 263463500
