Reposted by lovelylaurenlumpThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026The only time Republicans get upset about kids getting shot is when it’s with vaccines. 61546396
Reposted by lovelylaurenlumpDaniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 10/08/2026This site lets you scan barcodes to see if they’re part of Taylor Farms: www.taylordetector.comtaylordetector.comTaylor Detector — Scan for Taylor Farms brandsWondering if a product is made by Taylor Farms? Scan any barcode to instantly check brand ownership and affiliations. Free, no signup required. 3324791687
Reposted by lovelylaurenlumpAndy Behrman @electroboyusa.bsky.social · 06/08/2026❤️ Click here to donate: www.gofundme.com/f/help-a-mom... 14234
Reposted by lovelylaurenlumpTom BunchOfNumbers @tombunchofnumbers.bsky.social · 29/07/2026GRASS IS LIKE HUMAN BEINGS 530831
Reposted by lovelylaurenlumpillumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 22/07/2026me completely unprompted at thanksgiving this year 135030790
Reposted by lovelylaurenlumpMiddlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Olive Garden will now be in charge of election security in America! 🤡 758519
Reposted by lovelylaurenlumpanti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious 247183854027
Reposted by lovelylaurenlumpAngus McIntyre @angusm.bsky.social · 16/07/2026"Ram the iceberg again, captain, the passengers in first class need fresh ice for their martinis." 120219
Reposted by lovelylaurenlumpweb_rant @webrant.bsky.social · 16/07/2026The flyovers will continue until you feel the intimidation. bsky.app/profile/eric... 093
Reposted by lovelylaurenlumpTB @tboot24.bsky.social · 16/07/2026do we have the song of the summer yet, cause if not, what about this classic? @timheidecker.bsky.socialyoutu.beAll The Food is Poison | Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! | Adult SwimYouTube video by Adult Swim 12387107
Reposted by lovelylaurenlumpSarah Kay @k-interarma.bsky.social · 15/07/2026ICE facility for who now 5255132
Reposted by lovelylaurenlumpBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Happy Bastille Day 362500752
Reposted by lovelylaurenlumpHolly @shadowwolf289.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Holy shit is Trump saying Graham popped like a balloon, just like Alex Jones? 1066913
Reposted by lovelylaurenlumpalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 12/07/202655 mitches 55 lindsays 55 donalds 55 334314
Reposted by lovelylaurenlumpBonnie Schwertner @schfinkes.bsky.social · 13/07/2026static.klipy.comEat The Rich Winnie The Pooh EatingALT: Eat The Rich Winnie The Pooh Eating 1495
Reposted by lovelylaurenlumpColin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 19/06/2026kill your local data center 1004003797
lovelylaurenlump @lovelylaurenlump.bsky.social · 10/06/2026a regular of mine: what does your shirt say? me: donald trump is a fugly slut him: *laughs* yeah, he is. he's still my daddy though me: 🤮 ew. no 230
Reposted by lovelylaurenlumpMargaret G @mls0308.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Oh my heart. 💔 Please read this, written by Beto O'Rourke. Then if you can, please donate to Eugene Howard for County Judge. (In comments.) Things are changing in Texas, and maybe Eugene can bring justice for John Mendoza and others like him. #Pinks #ProudBlue open.substack.com/pub/betoorou...open.substack.comA killing in Texasand a chance for change 48871
Reposted by lovelylaurenlumpTransphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Shout out to Charlie Kirk. His first pride month without saying anything homophobic. Proud of him. 171494388
Reposted by lovelylaurenlumpBrian: Adventure, Awaits! Huzzah! @phillyb322.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Prestige Worldwide has dropped out of the the Freedom 250 concert 561643211
Reposted by lovelylaurenlumpDaniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 28/05/2026As an aside, "Hitler Pete" is an anagram of Peter Thiel. 61322366
Reposted by lovelylaurenlumpElizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 29/05/2026A school board member in Arizona casually threw out a Nazi salute in a meeting two days ago and she’s still not been removed. She is “facing criticism” though and that’s almost the same thing right?coppercourier.comWhy did an Arizona school board member do a Nazi salute mid meeting?Kimberly Fisher, a school board member in Deer Valley, is facing criticism for doing a Nazi salute during a school board meeting. 1312268
Reposted by lovelylaurenlumpPaul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 28/05/2026all of the moms in the cul de sac exclusively talking about how they want to "get stuffed by the liberty biberty guy" 431717
Reposted by lovelylaurenlumpMichelle likes democracy. @democracymichelle.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Fun fact: Did you know that if you removed the veins from all the billionaires, laid them end to end, and wrapped them around the equator, they would all die? 65312
Reposted by lovelylaurenlumpcreamcityjw (8 more wins) @creamcityjw.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Seriously stop using Spotify. Now.share.googleSpotify and Universal Music Group strike landmark deal to let fans create AI covers and remixes – as a paid Premium add-on - Music Business WorldwideThe agreements span both recorded music and music publishing, and will see the tool powered by generative AI technology. 22710
Reposted by lovelylaurenlumpErin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Every time we hear about how genAI has pushed another teenager to suicide, another person into committing a mass shooting, or generated CSAM of school girls used to blackmail their schools, remember we were told that what we'd be hearing about is a cure to every cancer, and global poverty itself 121720657
Reposted by lovelylaurenlumpRobert Downen @robertdownen.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Texas Gov. Greg Abbott is privately sounding alarm about November, telling donors to be prepared to lose key races -- including maybe a statewide seat. 811432
Reposted by lovelylaurenlumpgwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Keep in mind the top story about Paxton this week is that he gave a Waco man a plea deal that let him spend one day in jail even after he admitted to molesting a child: www.texastribune.org/2026/05/19/k...texastribune.orgInside Ken Paxton’s plea deal for a child sex abuse caseCritics are pointing to two other serious felony cases that the attorney general’s prosecutors took to trial that ended in mistrials and, eventually, plea deals. 29642
Reposted by lovelylaurenlumpSusan McPherson @susanmcp.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Every citizen of Minneapolis, please step up 💥 472134492
Reposted by lovelylaurenlumptekla 💜✨ @tekla.bsky.social · 18/05/2026giving government money to january 6 insurrectionists - who are also uniformly a bunch of child predators, wife abusers, and scammers - is so far beyond. It makes me feel sick. 215931
Reposted by lovelylaurenlumpgwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Wow: Texas Children's Hospital in Houston, one of the biggest children's hospitals in the nation, will be forced to create the nation's first ever "detransition clinic" as part of a $10 million settlement with Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton. 29225371015
Reposted by lovelylaurenlumpBrian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Breaking: The Texas Supreme Court just shut down Greg Abbott’s effort to remove Democrats from office for opposing his gerrymandering. apnews.com/article/texa... 881811503
Reposted by lovelylaurenlumpprogressivebeat.bsky.social @progressivebeat.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Here's the roll call vote on it. www.congress.gov/votes/house/...congress.gov 5114
Reposted by lovelylaurenlumpJoaquin Castro @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social · 07/05/2026ICE does not want you to see the cruel reality for children and their families locked up at Dilley. Children like Victor and Monserrat who were picked up at a bus stop miss their dad and school—and it’s not just them. 93 children remain locked up and it’s not right. #FreeOurChildren 14380196
Reposted by lovelylaurenlumpKyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 05/05/2026RED FLAG: The Trump Justice Department has demanded the identities of every worker who staffed the 2020 election in Fulton County, Georgia, according to court records. The demand targets employees of Fulton County elections as well as volunteer poll workers, who likely numbered in the thousands.nytimes.comTrump Administration Demands Names of 2020 Election Workers in Georgia 1211136579
Reposted by lovelylaurenlumpRicky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Hell yes, Democratic candidate Quentin Wiltz has defeated a MAGA lunatic in the Pearland, Texas Mayoral race and officially flipped that seat from red to blue. We need to see much more of these wins for democracy going forward. 💙👊 612109470
Reposted by lovelylaurenlumpMr Cigarettes @nitricacidbottle.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Image if the state of Texas worked as hard to protect kids who are victims of domestic violence as much as they do to protect Alex fucken Jones. 163
Reposted by lovelylaurenlumpWalker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social · 30/04/2026They are coming for innocent people. Make no mistake. This is a grave threat to every single American. We cannot allow this monstrous shit to stand. 81080162
Reposted by lovelylaurenlumpbriantarbell.bsky.social @briantarbell.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Shouldn't the mentalist hosting the show have known this was going to happen 627421