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@lovelylaurenlump.bsky.social
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I'm an adult. I don't have to think or do anything. *Assistant to the manager of Antifa*

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lovelylaurenlump @lovelylaurenlump.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The only time Republicans get upset about kids getting shot is when it’s with vaccines.
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This site lets you scan barcodes to see if they’re part of Taylor Farms: www.taylordetector.com
taylordetector.com
Taylor Detector — Scan for Taylor Farms brands
Wondering if a product is made by Taylor Farms? Scan any barcode to instantly check brand ownership and affiliations. Free, no signup required.
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Andy Behrman @electroboyusa.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
❤️ Click here to donate: www.gofundme.com/f/help-a-mom...
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Tom BunchOfNumbers @tombunchofnumbers.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
GRASS IS LIKE HUMAN BEINGS
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
me completely unprompted at thanksgiving this year
Mamdani saying Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Olive Garden will now be in charge of election security in America! 🤡
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anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious
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Angus McIntyre @angusm.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
"Ram the iceberg again, captain, the passengers in first class need fresh ice for their martinis."
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web_rant @webrant.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The flyovers will continue until you feel the intimidation. bsky.app/profile/eric...
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TB @tboot24.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
do we have the song of the summer yet, cause if not, what about this classic? @timheidecker.bsky.social
youtu.be
All The Food is Poison | Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! | Adult Swim
YouTube video by Adult Swim
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Sarah Kay @k-interarma.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
ICE facility for who now
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CKGB @hotel-putingrad.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Happy Bastille Day
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Holly @shadowwolf289.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Holy shit is Trump saying Graham popped like a balloon, just like Alex Jones?
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
55 mitches 55 lindsays 55 donalds 55
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Bonnie Schwertner @schfinkes.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Eat The Rich Winnie The Pooh Eating
ALT: Eat The Rich Winnie The Pooh Eating
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lovelylaurenlump @lovelylaurenlump.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
another one
black cat casually holding a cuppa that says "is he dead yet?"
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
kill your local data center
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lovelylaurenlump @lovelylaurenlump.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
we're twinsies 🤘
same shit, different hat
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lovelylaurenlump @lovelylaurenlump.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
another one
are we great yet? 'cause i just feel embarrassed
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lovelylaurenlump @lovelylaurenlump.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
a regular of mine: what does your shirt say? me: donald trump is a fugly slut him: *laughs* yeah, he is. he's still my daddy though me: 🤮 ew. no
donald trump is a fugly slut
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Margaret G @mls0308.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Oh my heart. 💔 Please read this, written by Beto O'Rourke. Then if you can, please donate to Eugene Howard for County Judge. (In comments.) Things are changing in Texas, and maybe Eugene can bring justice for John Mendoza and others like him. #Pinks #ProudBlue open.substack.com/pub/betoorou...
open.substack.com
A killing in Texas
and a chance for change
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lovelylaurenlump @lovelylaurenlump.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
got another new one #talarico
Talarico for Texas shirt
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Shout out to Charlie Kirk. His first pride month without saying anything homophobic. Proud of him.
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Brian: Adventure, Awaits! Huzzah! @phillyb322.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Prestige Worldwide has dropped out of the the Freedom 250 concert
Prestige Worldwide performing
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 28/05/2026
As an aside, "Hitler Pete" is an anagram of Peter Thiel.
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
A school board member in Arizona casually threw out a Nazi salute in a meeting two days ago and she’s still not been removed. She is “facing criticism” though and that’s almost the same thing right?
coppercourier.com
Why did an Arizona school board member do a Nazi salute mid meeting?
Kimberly Fisher, a school board member in Deer Valley, is facing criticism for doing a Nazi salute during a school board meeting.
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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
all of the moms in the cul de sac exclusively talking about how they want to "get stuffed by the liberty biberty guy"
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Michelle likes democracy. @democracymichelle.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Fun fact: Did you know that if you removed the veins from all the billionaires, laid them end to end, and wrapped them around the equator, they would all die?
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lovelylaurenlump @lovelylaurenlump.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
got a new work shirt
shirt with a guillotine that says "a platform for fascists"
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creamcityjw (8 more wins) @creamcityjw.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Seriously stop using Spotify. Now.
share.google
Spotify and Universal Music Group strike landmark deal to let fans create AI covers and remixes – as a paid Premium add-on - Music Business Worldwide
The agreements span both recorded music and music publishing, and will see the tool powered by generative AI technology.
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Every time we hear about how genAI has pushed another teenager to suicide, another person into committing a mass shooting, or generated CSAM of school girls used to blackmail their schools, remember we were told that what we'd be hearing about is a cure to every cancer, and global poverty itself
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Robert Downen @robertdownen.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott is privately sounding alarm about November, telling donors to be prepared to lose key races -- including maybe a statewide seat.
Abbott Preaches Doom to Donors: While Gov. Greg Abbott puts on a brave face in public about Republicans' chances in November, behind closed doors its doom and hellfire. At several fundraisers in Houston this week, Abbott prophesied widespread devastation for the Texas GOP, multiple sources with knowledge of the gatherings confirmed to Texas Bullpen.

• What Abbott said: At a smaller event Monday, made up of oil and gas bigwigs, he told the attendees to be prepared for Republicans to lose key races — maybe even a statewide seat — and to not take anything for granted, sources told Texas Bullpen.
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Keep in mind the top story about Paxton this week is that he gave a Waco man a plea deal that let him spend one day in jail even after he admitted to molesting a child: www.texastribune.org/2026/05/19/k...
texastribune.org
Inside Ken Paxton’s plea deal for a child sex abuse case
Critics are pointing to two other serious felony cases that the attorney general’s prosecutors took to trial that ended in mistrials and, eventually, plea deals.
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Susan McPherson @susanmcp.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Every citizen of Minneapolis, please step up 💥
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tekla 💜✨ @tekla.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
giving government money to january 6 insurrectionists - who are also uniformly a bunch of child predators, wife abusers, and scammers - is so far beyond. It makes me feel sick.
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Wow: Texas Children's Hospital in Houston, one of the biggest children's hospitals in the nation, will be forced to create the nation's first ever "detransition clinic" as part of a $10 million settlement with Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton.
Attorney General Ken Paxton secured a historic settlement with Texas Children’s Hospital (“Texas Children’s”) that compels the creation of the country’s first-ever Detransition Clinic; requires the hospital to pay $10 million for billing Texas Medicaid for unallowable and illegal ‘gender-transition’ interventions, including by using false diagnosis codes; and compels the termination and revocation of privileges of multiple physicians. 

After a years-long investigation by the Healthcare Program Enforcement Division, Attorney General Paxton has negotiated a historic settlement that will help protect Texans. Under the terms of this landmark agreement, Texas Children’s will establish the first-ever multidisciplinary clinic designed to provide medical care to patients who were subjected to “gender-transition” procedures. This Detransition Clinic will help patients reverse the damage caused by ideologically-motivated physicians who harmed patients by performing dangerous medical interventions for the purpose of “transitioning” them. For the first five years, all services provided through the Detransition Clinic will be funded by Texas Children’s and be free of charge to patients.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Breaking: The Texas Supreme Court just shut down Greg Abbott’s effort to remove Democrats from office for opposing his gerrymandering. apnews.com/article/texa...
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progressivebeat.bsky.social @progressivebeat.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Here's the roll call vote on it. www.congress.gov/votes/house/...
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lovelylaurenlump @lovelylaurenlump.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
@crockett.house.gov now do dilly
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lovelylaurenlump @lovelylaurenlump.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
🤞Big Beautiful Plane Crash🤞
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Joaquin Castro @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
ICE does not want you to see the cruel reality for children and their families locked up at Dilley. Children like Victor and Monserrat who were picked up at a bus stop miss their dad and school—and it’s not just them. 93 children remain locked up and it’s not right. #FreeOurChildren
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
RED FLAG: The Trump Justice Department has demanded the identities of every worker who staffed the 2020 election in Fulton County, Georgia, according to court records. The demand targets employees of Fulton County elections as well as volunteer poll workers, who likely numbered in the thousands.
nytimes.com
Trump Administration Demands Names of 2020 Election Workers in Georgia
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Hell yes, Democratic candidate Quentin Wiltz has defeated a MAGA lunatic in the Pearland, Texas Mayoral race and officially flipped that seat from red to blue. We need to see much more of these wins for democracy going forward. 💙👊
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Mr Cigarettes @nitricacidbottle.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Image if the state of Texas worked as hard to protect kids who are victims of domestic violence as much as they do to protect Alex fucken Jones.
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Walker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
They are coming for innocent people. Make no mistake. This is a grave threat to every single American. We cannot allow this monstrous shit to stand.
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briantarbell.bsky.social @briantarbell.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Shouldn't the mentalist hosting the show have known this was going to happen
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Scoiattolo @scarnecchia.net · 25/04/2026
It's today, today!
 Top panel shows outdoor nighttime scene with group of people in formal attire standing in conversation, with text overlay "Describe your perfect date." Bottom panel shows close-up of two people holding microphones - man in burgundy jacket on left and woman with reddish hair wearing sash on right. Man's response reads: "That's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket."
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