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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Fuckin' #VARMINTS digging under our fence! How should I retaliate?

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I can't think of any prominent company that completely torpedoed itself out of existence by vouching for a criminal fraud, causing its consultant firm offshoot (so people wouldn't connect the 2 firms in their mind) to change it's original name to Accenture. Can you?

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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/09/2026

Hyperrealistic ‘GTA VI’ Feature Makes Players Serve Out Prison Sentences In Real Time theonion.com/hyperrealistic-gta-vi-…

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

big 16 oz tumbler of protein ranch dressing

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

pilot should have to sing a song to whole plane before flight. like an old song

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Refrigerator cools food more effectively than Usain Bolt

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

"Graham is my name, oysters is my game..."

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Bar at Philly airport has played Big Star and Sonic Youth what is going on here!? 😎🎵🎸

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Thank fucking god Biden kept the password to the weather machine

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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

The security guard at the door:

Michael B. Jordan asking “Y’all Klan?” in SINNERS

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

The thing they can't say on the broadcast is that a big reason it took so long is their dogshit owner

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Knicks in the finals, World Cup in the USA- we're primed for Tom Brady to recreate the O.J. chase in a viral marketing opportunity for Ford?

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

California is the tallest building

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

It's a great idea. Or maybe I could put like some AI screwworm lasers on my elbows? Just blast the screwworms with my AI elbow lasers?

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

ask Claude if it's possible to short an IPO

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

This is a huge bummer. Strip Law is one of the most literally laugh-out-loud-in-a-room-by-yourself shows in recent memory. Watch it if ya haven't yet. I'm gonna watch all 10 again. Congrats/thanks to Cullen and everyone who made a real gem

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Tirico is the GOAT for describing player who beat testicular cancer as having overcome "life's curveballs"

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

all of the moms in the cul de sac exclusively talking about how they want to "get stuffed by the liberty biberty guy"

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

OKC is unwatchable. Their entire premise is they won't get called for 70%of their fouls.

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

bulletproof vests made out of ballroom

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

A big ballroom on wheels. That's a good way to do it. Then you could go anywhere and you'd be safe because ballroom.

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Happy to explain to your kids why you're a sack of shit

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Just saw a fucking Instagram ad where Musk is trying to sell you some AI that will pick winning lottery numbers

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Did not know there were still any living Nebo men

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Ice cold Kneupps in Charlotte tonight #NBA

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

The Pope doesn't care enough about the oil depletion allowance

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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Viktor Orban can still win if Mike Pence finds the courage!

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

The art of the deal? I say, more like, the art of BALONEY

Photo of Barron's magazine from Oct 2015 with headline "Trump: The Art of Baloney"

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

blasting "Smooth Criminal" so loud at a stoplight in your Mazda

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Comedy Bang! Bang! World! @cbbworld.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

No fancy introductions necessary for our good friends Jason Mantzoukas and the Calvins Triplets! 🎧 everywhere and ad-free at CBBWorld.com

Jason Mantzoukas, Taran Killam, Paul Brittain, Ryan Gaul and Scottly

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Haven't thought about the Mitsubishi Lancer in a while

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

U.S. Attorney for D.C. is a sentient half-smoked Virginia Slim floating in a highball glass

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Robert Loerzel @robertloerzel.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Chicago wind gauge

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

should be Bobby Sue took the money and RAN

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Yo, I can't recommend strongly enough that u watch Strip Law on Netflix. They let me play the maniac pictured here in ep 2 & when I read the insane hilarious script I couldn't wait to see it. Huge congrats to @hellocullen.bsky.social, @kibblesmith.com & everyone involved. Genius funny, fave new show

An old bearded guy wears a blazer, jean shorts, and cowboy boots while holding a hammer.

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

"My god, that's his voice? What does he eat, rotting shark meat and basement yogurt? Oh..."

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Collinsworth, absolutely do not say someone has "a little Brett Farve in them"

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Don't tell me the price. Tell me the price point.

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