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Lorne Hanks

@lornehanks.bsky.social
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Winnipeg lawyer and dad.

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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
(hank hill voice) yes, i do have a fetish. it’s called responsibility
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Steph Chaptal @outrelivres.fr · 12/10/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period. (or full stop).
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
as a longtime public defender of the wigs and disguises on THE AMERICANS, i strongly endorse this
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Lorne Hanks @lornehanks.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Projectionist Bar Waiter Newspaper Reporter Newspaper Editor Employment Advocate Parliamentary Assistant Consultant Environment and Resource Manager Lawyer
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Steve Jones @stevejones20.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
why yes i do believe the toronto raptors are going to be annoying on defense
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Hayden Donnell @haydendonnell.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"I'd really like to be recognised for my journalism outside of New Zealand" *monkey's paw curls*
John Oliver quoting me on Kiwibank's sexy green-haired sheep Buck
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 11/10/2026
Hi, I’m a sighted alt text user! Here are some reasons I use it: - Slow Internet on an airplane - I’m over 40, I have no idea who that celebrity is - Bluesky broke images again - My vision sucks and that text is too small to read otherwise - Conveys further context and authorial intent
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Lorne Hanks @lornehanks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
15% off pickleball, you say? The perks just keep on rolling! Does 15% off anything move the needle for anyone?
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Lorne Hanks @lornehanks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Aside from all the other unworkable concepts in this space station, i love that the guys inside are just wearing slacks and white dress shirts.
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Walking Eagle News @theeagleist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hey guys, let’s all go educate some hate mongers!
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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️
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Damon Young @damonyoung.com.au · 10/10/2026
“My personal AI agent posted my bank details on company Slack. It's made me rethink how I use it.” These titans of business. These masters of the universe.
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My personal AI agent posted my bank details on company Slack. It's made me rethink how I use it.
Shane Mac, the CEO of XMTP Labs, got a rude shock when one of his AI agents posted his monthly bank audit in a company Slack channel.
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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
friday is for kafkaposting
tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug
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Leah ProudLakota (she/her) @leahgazan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Water is life, and life is not negotiable. Neither are Indigenous rights. As the Liberal government tries to deny the basic human right to water, undermine Constitutional rights and eliminate critical environmental protections... (1/2)
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Lorne Hanks @lornehanks.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
nm. Someone would totally do that now, wouldn’t they?
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Lorne Hanks @lornehanks.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
But can we get a version of the movie with the poster’s 6-pack Luke and scoop-neck leggy Leia?
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The Editorial Board @editorialboard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Russia is helping Iran kill Americans in a war that's inflating the price of diesel so high that America is going to buy diesel from Russia, which in turn will help Iran kill more Americans. apnews.com/article/trum...
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Trump says US to get diesel from Russia, relaxing pressure on Moscow to ease prices before midterms
Trump says U.S. will obtain diesel from Russia, relaxing years of US pressure on Moscow to combat prices ahead of midterms
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Lorne Hanks @lornehanks.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
At least Klein seems to be frantically googling “urban best practices” this month. If only he had his own public platform to advance some of these ideas before.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
shoutout to the guest artists for my new book, including Sarah's Scribbles! Get the book HERE ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Lorne Hanks @lornehanks.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Just speaking as former political staff, if your guy is being trailed by a reporter/photographer for the day, you gotta come up with something better than “Let’s go play Bingo”.
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Lorne Hanks @lornehanks.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
On the other hand, the actual story on Klein in the paper does not paint a picture of someone riding a wave of popular support. It seems more like a chronicle of someone trying desperately to be photographed with someone who doesn’t work for him.
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Lorne Hanks @lornehanks.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Free Press platforming Klein on its front page seems kind of disrespectful to Don Woodstock and all the other hard-working no-hope fringe candidates.
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Watching High Fidelity in my 20s: It would be so cool to be a chain smoking loser with a record store. Watching High Fidelity in my 40s: This awful man should be killed.
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goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The main project of the US now is a line-item vindication of the most histrionic and paranoid stuff ever said by Jello Biafra
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Doug Saunders @dougsaunders.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
These are the lyrics to a 1970s Tom Waits song
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Will Harris @willharrisinva.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Finally figured out where Donald Trump got all of his ideas about the presidency...
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Tom the Dancing Bug, by Ruben Bolling @rubenbolling.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🔵 This week's Tom the Dancing Bug - MARK ZUCKERBERG PRESENTS "A.I. AND U!" - Brought to you by the heroic Inner Hive, including long-time member Casey 2 and new member Steven Titmus! (tomthedancingbug.com/the-inner-hi...) - READ IT RIGHT HERE👇
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Torn between being like fuck yes and being like THAT ISNT GOWRON
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Poster touts Star Trek character as mayoral candidate
YouTube video by CTV News
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
North by Northwest is, I think, the only genuinely sexy Hitchcock movie, and it’s in large part because you sense that not even Hitch could push Eva Marie Saint around
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Lorne Hanks @lornehanks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I feel like this is some kind of low point in the McD’s Monopoly prize history.
Congratulations, 50% off 3 months of CityTV+.
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Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 @snarkysteff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
MEANWHILE, in Canada, meet Brady Rogers, the reluctant politician who's fed up and thinks he can do better. His sign says "I barely want to do this." His website says, "I guess I'm running for Kelowna city council." His business? Recycling plastic into cool things.
lawn sign with a grumpy man in a "DADLIFE" sweatshirt and the sign says "I barely want to do this" with his name and campaignHi, I’m Brady.
Do I enjoy politics? No.

Do I know what I’m doing? No.

But am I qualified? Also no. 

I was born in Williams Lake and raised in Kelowna since I was 10. These are the streets I biked every day, the cars I threw crab apples at (sorry), and the parks I played in. Seeing this city grow has been cool, but with growth has come a whole new spectrum of challenges. Running for council is the last thing I saw myself doing this year. I don’t like meetings, I don’t like having to be certain places at certain times, and I’m allergic to stuffy offices. But unfortunately, I happen to like Kelowna, and think I can help do some good.I guess I’m running for Kelowna city council.
Support the campaignI graduated from UBCO in 2015ish (long story) and worked for 4 years as a robotic automation engineer. As cool as the job was, it was soulless, and I wanted to use my abilities for more than just helping huge companies save money. 

Since 2019, I’ve been building The Rogerie.
Starting as a farmers market booth beside the mall, my wife and I began turning plastic waste into new products in our laundry room. Seven painful years later, and we have a pretty awesome shop downtown by Sprout (come check it out!) where you’ll find me just about every day.
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Dan Hon @danhon.com · 03/10/2026
I'm old and my head hurts www.wired.com/story/how-to...
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How to Collect CDs
Fed up with paying to stream music you’ll never actually own? Give the little silver disc a spin. Here’s how to start a CD collection or get more out of one you already have.
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
For all of the Mamdani team's brilliance with social media, this is the most basic thing in the political playbook: Do good things for your constituents, then tell them about it. It shouldn't be as startling as it is! It's the job!
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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Weird, that's my nickname too.
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Jacqueline Antonovich @jackiantonovich.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In 1974, Cornell lecturer Lin Farley began recognizing a pattern in the experiences women shared in her Women and Work course: women were being pushed out of jobs by men’s sexual behavior. Farley coined the term, “sexual harassment.”
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Lorne Hanks @lornehanks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mike Vogiatzakis is absolutely right. It doesn’t matter if he lives outside Winnipeg because he will never be Mayor.
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Robert Hanks @roberthanks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Getting ready for Friday night
Photograph from the set of F.W. Murnau's 1926 film Faust, showing actors astride monstrous animals as they prepare to play the Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
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Comics in the Spooky Age 🧛‍♂️🧟‍♀️🎃 @comicsinthega.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The first Peanuts strip by Charles M. Schulz was published on October 2, 1950.
Four black and white panels of a boy and girl sitting on steps.
1st panel: Charlie Brown is approaching and the boy says:
"Well! Here comes ol' Charlie Brown!" 
2nd panel: As Charlie Brown passes, he says "Good ol' Charlie Brown...yes, sir!" 
3rd panel: "Good ol' Charlie Brown..." 
4th panel: Once Charlie is gone, "How I hate him!"
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Dale Smith @journodale.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How much Canadian content does he think gets produced? That isn't proprietary to other networks in this country? It would be great if Gem could open up the CBC's vaults for some of its old shows that had brief runs and vanished forever, but this particular complaint is entirely out of touch.
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Why does CBC Gem keep buying American during a trade war?
The national public broadcaster’s streaming service has continued to add to its library of U.S. content this past year and half
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Lorne Hanks @lornehanks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you’re going to run national stories in the Winnipeg feed, you should specify they are talking about Ontario.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you want "personalized music" made just for you pick up a fucking guitar. Or else break the heart of someone who already has.
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Opheodrys @opheodrys.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This piece by @maxfawcett.bsky.social is outstanding--should be required reading for all CDNs. The US is not in some passing phase or experiencing a temporary glitch that a "turn it off, then on again" Congress will fix. Unfettered capitalism leads to intractable moral & economic decay. 1/3
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America still doesn't understand how deep the rift goes
Memo to our friends (and yes, our enemies) to the south: the problem isn’t just Donald Trump. It’s you
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Lorne Hanks @lornehanks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Zombie Apocalypse is upon us. What does that mean for fall fashions?
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#BruceSterling @bruces.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*I wonder if it's the native aesthetic of slop-video that it should always be extremely pretty and hypnotically-detailed, while also lacking individual human subjectivity, and avoiding divisive or upsetting stances or statements *Like a cinematic auteur-theory that is also intensely sycophantic
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Lorne Hanks @lornehanks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I meant Not Welcome.
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Lorne Hanks @lornehanks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No thanks.
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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 28/09/2026
PSA: Don't forget to buy your Halloween candy early so you have time to buy more after you eat it all.
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bruce MacKinnon, Halifax Chronicle Herald
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 28/09/2026
The GFC, much like the AI bubble, was nothing to do with reality, but ever-twisting levels of speculation. Too much of our financial system is powered by number games dressed up as investment.
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