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lordmonkeydong

@lordmonkeydong.bsky.social
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you can often find me in the primordial soup leaking fluid

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It's Haunter (World Famous Ghost) @spiderslash.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
YOU LOST MY MEDIA?!
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
everything was filled with sperm, except the captain’s pantaloons pockets
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Creative Uncut @creativeuncut.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Yaldabaoth designs from Xenoblade Chronicles. More art from the game: www.creativeuncut.com/art_xenoblad...
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
god this is good
flight of the concords scene with murray, brit and jemaine. 

"How's this, then? Ed Sheeran, beloved by all, left without an opening band at present. Enter you two."

"What if we want a free Palestine, Murray?"

"I reckon you'll get lots of things for free when you're proper rockstars. This might be your ticket."
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Antonio Buch @buchplays.eurosky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Big Binky and the Banana Boys will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
Big Binky and the Banana Boys. Their frontman, Big Binky, is an orangutan, seen wearing sunglasses and shredding on guitar. His bandmates, a conga player and kazoo player, are also orangutans wearing sunglasses.
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
three kobolds cooperating to operate a Honda Civic during rush hour traffic
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: people standing at the barrier for a race track, watching as the cars race around the bend toward them. A man says, “here he comes… MACH 5 MONKEY!” Panel 2: in a split second moment which feels like an eternity, Mach 5 Monkey (a mandrill wearing sunglasses, steering the car with his foot) passes by and glances over his shades at an attractive young woman in the crowd. Panel 3: as the cars veer away, kicking up wind and dust, the crowd goes bananas. The young woman blushes and thinks, “he looked at me…”
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Mike Cook @mtrc.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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lordmonkeydong @lordmonkeydong.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
FF9 background art appreciation post
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lordmonkeydong @lordmonkeydong.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Behold the crown jewel of my playthrough #totk
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Mirror] @nintendoamericax.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Dunban
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geb @geb1999.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
obligatory
@Kali_de_Armas
feudal MF DOOM:
on the mic, he's a freeholder
known to lift an ox over each shoulder
ahem... wheat sower and a wif stroker
can't plant the crops if it gets one degree colder

*woman's voice says "Villein"*

his work is agricultural
everything he makes, the lords tax it multiple
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lordmonkeydong @lordmonkeydong.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
forgot i had a plan to edit Mike Ehrmantraut into elden ring before I got employed
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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lordmonkeydong @lordmonkeydong.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
work
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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 28/07/2026
I just call them pants
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Flayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
When Push Comes 2: Shove
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lordmonkeydong @lordmonkeydong.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Bowel movement bowel moment
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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lordmonkeydong @lordmonkeydong.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
started tears of the kingdom and its time to start a thread of Hyrule's Funniest Home Videos #totk
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nico @nicodelort.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
i just realized i never posted this here Cover art for 'Scholar's Codex' @tuneandfairweather.bsky.social 30x40cm ink on claybord
a black and white scratchboard drawing depicting a scholar sitting at their desk, writing something in a book, lit by candlelight.
In the foreground, we can see piles of books, a cat sleeping, and an armillary sphere. In the background, shelfs are filled with books and and various artefacts. Drapery covered in stars and constellations hangs from the ceiling.
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Certly @certly.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
hydra
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026
A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set theonion.com/a24s-elden-ring-film-s…
A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set
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lordmonkeydong @lordmonkeydong.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
finished deltyrune chapter 5 and I genuinely do not know how tricky tony consistently keeps making the funniest antagonists of all time this dude just says "glue" out loud and i lose my shit every time
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Flowery Jarona
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Simon Underwood @lizardbrain-art.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It's done! Much like our diminutive heroine, I've reached the end of this particular quest. Shout out to every dungeon synth artist; I must have listened to most of them while working on this.
Ink illustration of a small ruined castle on a mountain spire. A huge, sinuous, dragonlike creature curls around the tower, peering down at a weary warrior approaching up stairs carved into the rock. The sky is full of dark stormclouds, but a sunbeam illuminates the scene.
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Emerson Tung @emersontung.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Here are my giant robots for #PortfolioDay
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lordmonkeydong @lordmonkeydong.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I had a dream
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Animation Obsessive @ani-obsessive.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Background paintings by Shuichi Kusamori for Ghost in the Shell (1995), dir. Mamoru Oshii, Production I.G
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
rock and roll photos
It's a black and white photo of the Beatles. They are all lined up wearing shirts or sweaters with their first initial on them going from left to right John Lennon, Ringo Starr, Paul McCartney and George Harrison on the very end. They are all smiling and seem to be at least somewhat happy to be there. Year unknown to me. rock and roll photos
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Mega-admiral Threepwood
Guybrush Threepwood from the Monkey Island series, decked out in an ostentatious uniform with perversely large epaulettes and a ludicrous cape. He's standing on top of a skull-shaped rock.
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skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST Finally I have found you. We were vultures on the steppe 3000 years ago, and we gnawed the rotting bones of horses together. Tell me, do you remember the winds of Elbrus? | Lmao I saw this interaction, bro did NOT mention he always claimed the choicest marrow 🤣🤣🤣
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Pat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Good news: The amulet I’ve sought is within my grasp. Bad news: its power is waning :/
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
We are devastated to announce that Captain Toad has passed away following a long fought battle with dysentery. All titles in the Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker series will be 2% off on the Nintendo eShop for the next 12 hours in memory of him.
Captain Toad
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Makkon @makkon.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
strange knights from 2017
ink and marker drawing of 4 armored figures with stylized proportions in various poses. one of them has her helmet off, letting her huge hair hang down, framing the figureink and marker drawing of 2 oddly proportioned knightsink and marker drawing of 2 more oddly proportioned knights.ink and marker drawing of a knight standing with a spear pointed outward. her helmet looks like a wide-brim mushroom
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
monkey, ascii art (2010) aa.mozz.us/utf8art/asci...
ascii art of a crouching, kinda angry monkey, puffing smoke, holding up a hand with a smoke between their fingers.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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Riverboatjack @riverboatjack.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
"If I am to flower into something other than myself, I would rather rot into nothingness as I am." - The Reflecting Pool
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Cheebins @cheebins.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
is this anything #Xenoblade
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Boatsim Boosterism @beasmeeply.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
thank you tom bombadil
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lordmonkeydong @lordmonkeydong.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
the a24 chris chan movie "chandler"
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 17/06/2026
a backrooms-esque poster for "poop knife" that features an old toilet, a yellow nasty bathroom wall with peeling wallpaper, a crucific in the background, and a rusty or dirty knife hanging next to the toilet. it says "bathrooms" in the same way as the backrooms posters say "backrooms" on the bottom. by A24
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lordmonkeydong @lordmonkeydong.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Jervis, jerk it a little
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Iron Man's Jarvis HUD View
ALT: Iron Man's Jarvis HUD View
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SHREW @shrewtape.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Thank you, gay son, for your wisdom, and thank you, thot daughter, for your courage.
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lordmonkeydong @lordmonkeydong.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
so from what I'm reading about the white house is that they are turning the freaking frogs gay
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lordmonkeydong @lordmonkeydong.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Incredible way to cap off a video
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 14/06/2026
Five hours later, a masked stranger enters the White House UFC ring
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SHREW @shrewtape.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
My, My. What an industrious little beetle... (it sprays my face with acid) Bleh- (cough) A- (cough) (cough) Ugh... A defense mechanism... Most- Gah... M-most ingenious... (retch)
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FreakInASheet @freakinasheet.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
[shouted over the phone at a GameStop] XENOBLADE CHRONICLES DEFINITIVE EDITION NINTENDO SWITCH 2 EDITION XENOBLADE CHRONICLES X DEFINITIVE EDITION NINTENDO SWITCH 2 EDITION XENOBLADE CHRONICLES 2 NINTENDO SWITCH 2 EDITION XENOBLADE CHRONICLES 3 NINTENDO SWITCH 2 EDITION
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