Reposted by skippyrookJosh @jeshter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026stay safe, and remember. they could be anywhere 0198
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 26/09/2026has anyone got any decent book recs. i think i'm done with this one. the next several pages refer continuously to this gene and i can't take it 530
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 22/09/2026it is cosy hour. hope it does not get disrupted by some sort of ghoul or fiend 1130
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 21/09/2026did you know there's a town in kerry called sneem. i didn't know that 🗨️ 0 🔄 0 ♥️0 | it would sneem to me that you did 040
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 19/09/2026oh you're learning c sharp this year? i'm learning c blunt. i c blunt i SMOKE it 095
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 14/09/2026don't talk to me until i've had my Cruelty Squad OST - Divinity of the Office 020
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 14/09/2026listening to two football fans talk about a game is really funny. "we really shouldn't have swapped him out, should we" like either of them had a say in the matter. "we hammered yous last night" they'll say, as though anyone in the building has kicked a ball in the last 10 years 040
Reposted by skippyrookdetachable head worth 3 dollar @dullahandullahan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026new video to play in my head repeatedly just dropped 3334321444
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 10/09/2026was dogsitting last night and the bathroom had lighting where looking in the mirror wasn't an awful experience so i took a photo any time i was in. there's just one problem. why do i look like the very polite cat 150
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 09/09/2026turns out this is actually a really easy thing to do. and also it fucking rocks 010
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 03/09/2026i still remember when i realised i was an egg. i began realising how parts of my past now made sense. like how i dreamed about getting in a little flying car and hanging a big ball from underneath. and swinging the ball and hitting a hedgehog and he loses all his currency. i fell to my knees, crying 0135
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 02/09/2026rip to ozymandias but personally i would have just finished building the rest of the statue 051
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 01/09/2026fuuuuck i can't get this pikachu onto a bus man, i'm so fucked dude, fuuuuuuuuuuck 030
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 31/08/2026yeah i know the braille alphabet so if i ever go blind i'm sorted. ... what was that. did anyone else hear that ominous jingle just now? where did that come from 061
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 31/08/2026the soul healing power of pissing on company time 1110
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 30/08/2026farting into the other end of saddam hussein's air vent 030
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 29/08/2026bad news about your hypothesis bro. many critics are calling it balderdash. one even called it poppycock 0111
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 28/08/2026yeah so the queen termite's morphology completely changes. she basically becomes this grotesque writhing mass to most optimally live as a baby making machine- [loud bang, smoke billows out of my ear] uh, yeah, so, i'm thinking, how did all those guys fit in such a tiny car. that's fucked 051
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 27/08/2026maybe i should start emptying my drafts. randomise the order and starting tomorrow post one each day. i'm sitting on a lot of quality (good) (decent) (okay) posts here 030
Reposted by skippyrookTruJek @trujek.bsky.social · 27/08/2026You are challenged by Team Rocket Boss Leaf!! 3943121009
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 26/08/2026update on this, by the way: the maga aunts (there are two) are being really supportive of my transition now that they know, even though i'm pretty sure they were transphobic beforehand. as soon as they knew a trans person they switched up. imagine that 1100
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 18/08/2026ran 5.5km in 29:57 today. a bug tried to stop me by flying into my mouth and biting the back of my throat but it didn't matter. #getscranned 040
Reposted by skippyrookViolet Voltage @tiltctrl.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Recently learned about this scene from a British Anti-Bullying PSA. Idk why my British moots were hiding this from me bc this is peak reaction gif material.static.klipy.comUr Willy is RubbishAlt: Animated school boy is running fast down the street. He pulls out his phone and he receives a text from his bully that says "ur willy is rubbish". The boy looks up and sees the spirit of his bully grimace behind him as he continues to run. 6277712655
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 16/08/2026i'm whipping up love and kindness in a kettle. boiling patience and understanding in a kettle 181
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 14/08/2026cursed tome that drives you just a little bit silly 140
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 11/08/2026looking through old codestatic.klipy.comNermal Rotting in a Trash CanALT: Nermal Rotting in a Trash Can 020
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 11/08/2026[trying to flirt and call her a piece of art] you look like you disturb the comfortable and comfort the disturbed 0183
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 09/08/2026wisecracker, noun: a person who has a tendency to wisecrack NB: DO NOT CONFUSE WITH WISE CRACKER. VERY DIFFERENT THING 063
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 08/08/2026[at strangers that step around us on the footpath, while sobbing] i'm sorry for being in a slow walking group 120
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 04/08/2026occasionally when i hear the words "knife and fork" through word association a guy from cork will rise from the depths to torment me and make me feel insane 390
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 24/07/2026hollering and howling in my padded cell as i fill up my drafts with absolute dogshitt 040
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 21/07/2026transition progress measured by ability to take photos with veiny arms 280
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 01/07/2026oh, you "like" someone? come on, we're not children anymore. you can just say you're werewolf ripping its shirt off image about them 0112
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Correctly Parse The Word "Tyranny" On First Pass Challenge 060
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 07/06/2026happy pride to kamen rider faiz for this insane transition 020
skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 06/06/2026hardest part of voice training is not rolling the 50% chance to get entirely sidetracked into mimicking skyrim npcs 090
