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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
it's not actually an honor to end up on the cover of Viziers Monthly. it shows your machinations aren't subtle enough
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14h
Ok this is the director of the First World WarZ and the guy announced as directing the sequel and they’re both bald 56 year old West German men and I think they just picked the second guy hoping Brad Pitt wouldn’t notice
Marc Forster
Born
Forster in 2013
30 November 1969
(age 56)
Illertissen, Bavaria,
West Germany
Edward Berger
6 March 1970 (age 56)
Wolfsburg, West
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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AdotSad @adotsad.bsky.social · 23h
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Balcony Bleach: Man Pretends to Drink
ALT: Balcony Bleach: Man Pretends to Drink
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It's Craigin' Time @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 30/09/2026
Patrick is a stone cold freak for dropping writing this good into the intro of what is a useful, but fairly formulaic Game 2 preview format: www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...
There’s an element to sports that sportswriters never weary of trying to capture, hacking through the kudzu of metrics and quotations to get at. It’s the paradox of a sense of overwhelming immortality, mixed with a sense of how fleeting that omnipotence is. Athletes hypnotize themselves into attaining it, fans slurp at it like a shallow oasis in the desert, writers build entire novels constructing a world to provide it. The Boston Red Sox lost a pair of games to the Washington Nationals by 15 runs around the end of June, and then seized that invincibility and held it for more than five full weeks, enjoying a run almost unparalleled in the history of baseball. It was like snorting cocaine while on a runner’s high after finding out you’d aced a college final and fallen in love, all at the same time.

Unfortunately, that time happened to be July, and by the end of September it was a happy memory. Baseball took that perfect month and chewed away at it with its sharp little teeth, as it always does, pulling at hamstrings and snapping bones. And on Tuesday, the capricious and hateful gods of baseball took it and provided it to one Ben Rice, handed him the thunderbolts to strike the heroes down. For one day it was the Yankees who were invincible, led by the league’s best pitcher and a hitter whose resting face might best be described as vague concern, even as their captain stood with his elbows on the dugout railing. The New York Yankees are now, today and only today, the greatest team in baseball. But maybe not tomorrow. The gods need fresh meat.
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
buddhist rfk jr pulling over and hopping out of his car to run back and grab whatever's left of the buddha he met on the road
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Always funny when ostensible liberals are like "You see, this postcolonial conflict is actually very nuanced and complex, because what makes it so very unique is that the majority ethnic group doesn't want to share power with the minority ethnic groups." Oh wow, I didn't know that, that's wild man.
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tom I love you but George Smiley cannot have a lantern jaw variety.com/2026/tv/glob...
variety.com
John Le Carré’s Cold War Spymaster George Smiley Returns in First Look at Matthew Macfadyen in ‘Legacy of Spies’
Legacy of Spies, the MGM/BBC espionage thriller series based on John Le Carre's books, has wrapped filming
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him
cat on a statue
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Adam Chalmers @adamchalmers.com · 20/05/2026
make mind sunless place make mind sunless place how sunless place mind tutorial reddit why mind still sunny
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/09/2026
pet rescues turning people down for not having a college degree, what we doing here, man
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 28/09/2026
Recent Events have me once again considering: the cube
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 18/08/2026
Initiating a Distributed Approval of Service Attack. Go ahead. Enjoy the website playboy
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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All Watched Over By Machines of Drum and Bass @bartlebooth45.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When the polycule hears there are boardgames at the function
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Permit data artistry with your stunning info? 😃 🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀 ✨ Surrender my personals ✨ 🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀 🤮ᵃˢˢᵉʳᵗ ᵐʸ ᶜʳᵘᵈᵉ ᵖʳᵉᶠᵉʳᵉⁿᶜᵉ🤮
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Packers owners spent all offseason worrying about the Uihleins instead of fortifying the o-line.
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
what is a same sex bathroom dawg
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Much to my surprise, "John le Carré" is a pseudonym, and he's not actually French—he's English. His real name is John The Car.
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Lol
Israel ישראל

@Israel
Normalize saying “I don’t know enough about this.”
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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The Girl of Lemongrab @mc-hesher.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hobbes the Tiger conversing with Calvin, just offscreen

Hobbes: Maybe we can eventually make language a complete impediment to understanding.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 23/09/2026
this is an incredible historical moment
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Ash Flanagan @ashflanagan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The big problem with Yudkowsky is that due to wild overconfidence in his own brain he's absolutely certain of them. So instead of "this is a fucked up possibility worth being cautious about" he's publishing Time articles saying to bomb data centers because if we don't this will definitely happen
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 22/09/2026
"We were letting actual 8th graders sneak into our wild drug and sex parties at our Silicon Valley AI group house" is the most eyebrow-raising quote among many from that New York Times piece, IMO. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/21/t...
The house quickly became a hub for events. Eric Zhu, 19, a tech entrepreneur, said he used to sneak into parties there when he was about 13. No one checked anyone’s age, he said, and “it was pretty crazy.”
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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geb @geb1999.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
tempting offer but no thank you, Delta
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Use my Passenger Info above to sign up for SkyMiles and earn miles.
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phil @philjamesson.com · 20/09/2026
when i start ruminating on the boxed cereals which destroyed my memory, nothing can help me sleep. not even getting in full military regalia
image of a woman in bed wearing military regalia with several bars and medals pinned to her lapel
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets theonion.com/nsfw-artist-struggling…
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/09/2026
I have seen the future and it tells me that we’re gonna get about six hours to lib out on election night and then everyone will return to getting mad at the democrats
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 15/10/2025
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pulling a John Hinkley to impress Tilly Norwood
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"However, we will also be looking for BAD" is instantly one of his greatest hits. a breathtaking and essential work
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 19/09/2026
had big feelings about the Phoebe Bridgers show so I wrote about it. leaflet.pub/186b261b-930...
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we just like each other fr fr
The last time I saw Phoebe Bridgers, we were both quite different than now. She played the Surly outdoor venue in frighteningly near-post-COVID environment. Our vaccines were still fresh. I joked that...
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 19/09/2026
“Which Australian capital city is closest to you” RIP many people zpravobot.news/@TerribleMaps/…
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ok look if Gemini hacks you that was a slow antelope situation
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
what the hell PSY doing on the price is right?
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CJ Ciaramella @cjciaramella.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The photo has the energy of a Dril post
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 18/09/2026
A version of the "Aella's birthday gangbang" Sankey diagram but it's about Bluesky posters thinking about posting Sankey diagram jokes, leading from "thought about Sankey diagram joke" through various iterations of workshopping and writing the joke (with various dead ends due to forgetting about it, losing interest, etc). Eventually at the end the joke is finally posted; some posters do numbers with it, some don't, some came in a fluffer
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Khayyaam #LIUKANGGANG @khayyaamb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just remembered one of the greatest X-Men posts of all time
Tweet by @alexqarbuckle:

SOUP MAGNETO: There’s something different about you today. New haircut?

GUARD: Nope.

SOUP MAGNETO: Ah yes… you had a big bowl of Soup for lunch.

GUARD: What? I —AAAUUGHH [soup molecules are torn from his body and formed into bouillon cubes which smash the soup-free prison]
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ain’t no turtle in the shell anymore folks
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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