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Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 19h
we've had enough brent crude it's time for brent polite
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Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 8h
(Every family movie ever created) what if we put this to the song 'Thunderstruck'
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goose · higher, oh higher 🦢💙 @goosecatte.bsky.social · 13h
"you're listening to MEGAMIX one million point five! the best of the 80s, 90s, and today" my brother in christ that is almost 50 years of music please pick a decade
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 10h
Sephiroth: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough though

Zack: you need to stop
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Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 12h
People like all sorts of shit that's bad for them and makes them worse people. Pointing out that people like AI is not a pro-AI argument
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Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 12h
For the refined palate
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Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 12h
Dentist with the license plate TMJ 230
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 16h
amen 🙏
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Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 13h
Prob did the thing where they tattoo it on
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Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 14h
Crazy but true
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 16h
the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient”
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Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 16h
I have no quarrel with the cobb doggs, I know and respect the good you guys do in the community
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Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 16h
I'm not here to argue
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Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 17h
For clarification, carbonara is a DINNER spaghetti and will not be accepted
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Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 17h
October 9th is officially Breakfast Spaghetti day, drop your breakfast spaghettis below 👇👀
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Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 17h
Okay WHAT is going on with October 9th? Exactly one year ago
Screenshot of me posting about, and then making, breakfast spaghetti a year ago
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Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 17h
You're gonna make me make breakfast spaghetti again, aren't you
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Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Put it on those little seaweed snacks, too
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Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jiro Dreams of Obama
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Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
jailbroken Dreamcast was the absolute peak of gaming
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Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jeff "Neck" Bezos
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angerbunny is spooky enough @angerbunny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I like sending pictures of banh mi to my vietnamese friend and askingnher if she has ever had these sandwiches before
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Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If your customer insists on using Zelle, you didn't charge enough for the job
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think it's cool how fast we managed to make broadband and now we just use it for pure evil
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ogre-g 👹 @libidinalspaces.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
she's got that joie de leave
A thin, red leaf on concrete. It's on its side such that it looks like a pair of lips
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Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I find it helps to loudly narrate what I'm doing as well, so that others can follow along
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Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Corrupted Monk fight from Sekiro
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Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fields of Mistria appeals to the male fantasy of clear-cutting biodiverse forest. Almost a shame to farm turnips there. Premium real estate like that should be zoned for multi-family
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Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's a hobby with basically zero qualifications that reads as a green flag. Most of these people hate hiking yeah I said it
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jeremy Herbert
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@DDayFilms
[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell]
Beenba Rito
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Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What's crazy is that everyone thinks that one drink they get is "pretty good, actually". And that sort of makes it seem like the haters are wrong but they're not. The haters are right
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is this a JAV title
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Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Let's run Doom on this sucker
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Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I desire the thick toast
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Kybosh @kybosh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I like seeing the dev of the SNES core on the Pocket actually telling one of these dudes off. Holy shit.
8 Closed
Experimental MSU-1 streami. #123
nasonliu wants to merge 2 commits into a
agg23 commented yesterday
If it works, that's pretty cool; I didn't think
would ever see this implemented (I also didn't
expect LLMs to exist).
However, this is not something you can PR
here, or anywhere. You sent me a nearly 50k
line diff, unasked for, completely LLM built, and
you somehow expect me to review it. There is
SO MUCH unrelated garbage here. Never
minding all of the docs and Python, you've
somehow touched basically all of the upstream
HDL, which already had MSU1 support, so idk
what in the world you're doing.
This kind of behavior is not acceptable. You are
infringing on the time and brainpower of people
by pushing "your" content that little/no of your
brainpower went into; completely unrequested.
I hope for the sake of all responsible
maintainers that you do not do such a thing
again.
Again, I think it's cool that you and your LLM
supposedly got this to work. It has no place in
my world.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I miss the hubris of old game ads where they’d try to sell a new mascot platformer by showing, like, a dead sonic or lara croft’s skeleton beneath a looming shadow with the tagline “Skippy's coming for you next Mario, and he's gonna EAT your ASS (which has a different meaning in this current era)!”
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Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my wife is leaving me because i accidentally did the thing in mario kart where you blow your engine at the start instead of getting a boost
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Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I actually like it because I'm passionate about copper quality
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i feel like ween and they might be giants are two paths diverging from "teenager in the 1990s with what would ten years later be recognized as autism spectrum disorder". the ween path is if you start smoking weed every day and the tmbg path is if you're too scared to ever try weed
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Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
DIY mechanic youtube is great. Something you learn though is you always need to browse the top few comments and read the one that tells you the clever trick for doing The Hard Part
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Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just beat Advance Wars. Banger of a game. I wish they had released seven sequels
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Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can you grab me a spear
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Lontar 론타르 @lontar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh god when the guy starts wailing people with the peel
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
is this anything?
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 04/10/2026
They keep coming up with new and exciting ways for dudes to rock.
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TheBossRoss 🧶 @thebossross.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't know what's your plan for lunch and/or #dinner today, but even if you don't plan to overfill your #taco, this is a genius trick. Of biblical proportions.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 04/10/2026
if i was on the ff7 revelation team i would be programming in what everyone would assume to be a bug but is extremely on purpose where chadley voicelines do not check for if a chadley voiceline is already playing to trigger
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